Tuesday, March 9, 2010

All Aboard the Jeremiah Crazy Train!

After a drought of a couple of weeks, Jer has returned with a full complement of the misguided. Today, he brings us the intersection of atheism and pornography! Follow along as we unfurl the non-sequiturs...
...the far left and the factions that make up the far left, which can be broken down into two basic groups - atheists and homosexuals.
Never let it be said that Jeremiah doesn't know how to make a dramatic entrance! Surely he will go on, now, to exhaustively yet succinctly support this sweeping claim?
Of course, all homosexuals are atheists, but not all atheists are homosexuals ... however, overall [...] in the atheist worldview there is no objective morality ... I mean, birds have better sense than most atheists have.
Hmm. Guess not. After he's left off any attempt to explain why he thinks "all homosexuals are atheists" (what's next, all straights are Republicans? all transgendered folks are aliens?), I don't suppose we should remotely expect him to tackle backing up his statement on objective morality. Or ornithology.
Getting back to the pornographic aspect of this thread ... this is one aspect of atheism, as there are many other practices, and or philosophies which fall under the same heading-atheism. So, pornography is just one aspect of atheism. Pornography is probably one if not the single most effective destroyer of life in the atheist's arsenal of weaponry.
Oh, I see. All homosexuals are atheists, so therefore straight porn is one of their chosen weapons against the bastion of purity that is Jeremiah. Perfectly logical. Incidentally, did you notice that Jer has just gone on record saying that pornography destroys more life than abortion? Bet he didn't, either. But one thing is certain...I'm going to be watching for him to catalogue all these other horrific atheist "practices" he alleges. That will surely be a post to remember!
So many people think that the women who get caught up in pornography are the "victims" ... well, that' not entirely the case, but women do put themselves in a highly risky business when doing porn shoots and movies for a "job."
Well, that's dismissive for ya!
Men must not be left out of the victim equation, because they too indeed, become victims...especially those men who become sex addicts. A severe level of brain-damage occurs with sustained levels of epinephrine going into the blood-stream...this chemical is released when excited or frightened in varying amounts, depending on the level of excitement or fear, and it is meant to prepare one to fight or flee the scene, it's like instinct...it puts more blood to the lower extremities, to prepare one to run, in essence ... so that is a healthy thing, in a sense.
Jeremiah is not a doctor, but he plays one on the Internet. Particularly when he's talking about other people "playing doctor." Better not dwell too much on those lower extremities, Jer - you might hurt something.
But there are times when it is not so healthy, such as when lust becomes a factor, looking at pornographic material in a book or magazine, or watching pornographic films/channels on the television, or on the Internet.
Wow - sounds like he's done some very complete research! Someone find this man's Netflix account and PPV statement, stat!
The combination of epinephrine, and the image works to cut a channel into the brain so that eventually, that is the only part of the brain that works, the part surrounding those images that have been stored into it, while the other parts of the brain become atrophied altogether so that that person cannot function in a normal way, or have a normal life.
Is it just me, or does this sound like a really confused version of a graphic from a 1950s educational film? Or maybe one of those responses you hear from schoolchildren every Thanksgiving, describing how to cook a turkey?
So, yeah, men become victims to this terrible fate of damage done to their brain through the viewing of pornography. Not to forget, also, that pornography is the leading cause of family break-ups. Wives feel rejected due to their husbands looking at other women through the various means of objectifying them. Many broken hearts can be accredited to the atheists pornography, and likewise souls spending eternity in a hell that burns without ceasing.
Now pornography is the "leading cause of family break-ups," is it? Crockery-flinging arguments and pathetic apologies, maybe. Break-ups? Not so much. I'm pretty sure it pales next to infidelity, financial woes, and a host of other culprits. But don't worry about that scary brain damage, guys, because according to Jer, you're hell-bound anyway...
God help our country. If you know of a friend who is addicted to this horrible atheistic disease, please try to encourage them and help them to break free from it.
Now it's a "disease." From plot to weapon to malady, all in one post! Quite a feat, Jer.

So, to sum up - the terrifying gay atheist pornographers are out to get you. I'm sure Jeremiah could elaborate for you, but I think I see him over there, cowering behind a bank of the Westboro Baptist Church's protest signs. Careful of that one with the rainbow paint job, Jer! It's probably been near enough to someone gay to have cooties.

3 comments:

Count Istvan said...

Of course, all homosexuals are atheists, but not all atheists are homosexuals ... however, overall [...] in the atheist worldview there is no objective morality ... I mean, birds have better sense than most atheists have.

That reminds me of this statement from "bato" Who OBTW is also Batvette...

Some homosexuals are not female. I had some friends once who had some window treatments done by a male homosexual, yet he was not a lesbian.
Bato | 04.09.08 - 4:48 pm | #

et said...

Count, that made me laugh - I'd quite forgotten that post. A male gay who isn't a lesbian...wow, imagine that! Moment of genius, there, Bato.

Jonathan said...

So, yeah, men become victims to this terrible fate of damage done to their brain through the viewing of pornography. Not to forget, also, that pornography is the leading cause of family break-ups. Wives feel rejected due to their husbands looking at other women through the various means of objectifying them. Many broken hearts can be accredited to the atheists pornography, and likewise souls spending eternity in a hell that burns without ceasing.

Who here's willing to bet that Reverend Jeremiah has a secret stash hidden away somewhere in his home? Who else is willing to bet that his stash is much, much worse than mine? I only have 3-5 DVD's, and I don't watch 'em that much to begin with!

Jeremiah doesn't even take into account how many reported couples watch adult videos together as a way to give their love lives more passion and excitement.

I'm also certain that if the good Reverend did some research about the history of pornographic material (and I don't mean just movies), he would die of shock to learn that erotic depictions of males and females are as old as civilization.

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