23, As We Know, Is An Evil Number

Or, as it was first released in Crazytown, "This Is What Happens To You When Your Apocalypse Pantry Contains That Many Cans Of Pork 'N' Beans."

Seriously. No commentary I might add can possibly suffice. Feast your eyes and ears.

End Of An Era

Shocking news, ladies and gents - Ralph's palace of lunacy has completely disappeared from Blogger, to be replaced by a message stating that the entire blog has been "removed." I doubt it's a massive change of heart by our favorite nutcase, so we must assume that sufficient complaints to Blogger have been heard.

I guess now we'll have to write our own conclusions for "The Morning After." I'll wash my windshield in your memory, Ralph.

I guess it's up to me the Count to eulogize Ralph since I drew the short straw and all. I can only hope I can regain my composure enough to deliver a few short words about the Dearly departed Ralph Phillips with out getting all emotional because I promised myself I would not. Ralph was a stran...unique man. Many is the time he would scream about PIAPS or go off on a 37 minute ramble about all of the things we supposedly hated. It was during these times of being accused of hating all things Ralph held dear like Rod Parsley, Apple Pie and John Hagge that I come to understand Ralph's true love for America For ulster and for us.

While other who encountered Ralph may have wondered who or what is PIAPS? Why does he care about Ulster? Why is he always screaming? Did he really just threaten to call the FBI on me? Is he this really nuts? All I could think of was the genuine love in his heart. For his beloved America, English language and Sarah Palin. Many is the time his personal motto his way of life "The Culture war is so fucking on" struck a real chord in my heart as did his call for the "beautiful Coulter plan for peace. You will be missed Ralph Phillips. Rest well buddy rest well. May they have no caps lock in heaven!

How cool is this?

The 'Touchdown Jesus' sculpture at the Solid Rock Church in Cincinnati, Ohio is no more. Apparently, lightning struck the sculpture of the Lord and Savior raising his hands to the Heavens, and promptly caught ablaze.

MONROE - Monroe fire officials set damage at $700,000 after lighting struck and burned down a 62-foot-high Jesus Christ statue and an adjacent amphitheater at Solid Rock Church late Monday.

Police are now ticketing motorists that are slowing down on I-75 to look at the landmark, one whose construction was nearly as controversial as its destruction.

Church leaders are vowing to rebuild the iconic "King of Kings" statue - also dubbed "Touchdown Jesus" - which alone was valued at $300,000.

Monroe Fire Capt. Richard Mascarella said the other $400,000 in damage was to the amphitheater when flames from the sculpture spread to the back wall and roof.

“The heat coming off the statue singed the entire back wall of the amphitheater and burned through it,” Mascarella said. “Portions of the roof are destroyed, so they will have to replace a large part of it.”

Here's the video:

Ok, apps have now gone too far

Now there's an app that can locate potential one-night stands. So I guess the Internet and Live Links aren't enough methods to find a fuck buddy, now we need a phone app to help us. As Bob Dylan once sang, "The times, they are a-changin.'"

What the fuck????

Found this picture on the Huffington Post of pop singer Lady GaGa (yes, that's her name) wearing a jacket with an ensemble of Kermit the Frogs stitched on.



In a related story, somewhere Bijork is thinking, "Why didn't I think of wearing that?"

There are many examples of her 'unique' fashion style, including her apprentice on Friday Nights with Jonathan Ross.

AAAAAHHHH!!!!

Edit From The Count: too sick and weird.

Oh my God!

This is disturbing is soooo many ways.



And it only gets worse, folks. Here come the Young Cons, bitches!



Yet another reason why white folks (excluding the Beastie Boys, Mickey Avalon, and Eminem) should not rap.


Ever.

Anyone find this really disturbing?

So I found this on a porn star's comment me page, and no, I wasn't watching this porn star's 'work,' if that's what you're thinking. I was only admiring the pictures on said site, nothing more. Don't judge me!

Question: Bree [Olson] I could sit and play with my d**k all day watching you do your thing, as a matter of fact i some times skip work to do it. How does that make you feel? As a matter of fact i am doing right now watching you f**k in the alley. You are f**ing hot. I think of you when f**ing my girl. How does that make you feel? I love when you talk dirty while doing your hot stuff. Your p***y rocks! You are one of my favorite. Can you one day do a scene with Brandi Belle. i love her too, i would love to join the two of you, while my girl watched. We could tie my girl up while i f**ed you, and brandi could lick my girls p***y, and you could lick Brandi's p***y. This sounds very hot... What do you think. XOXO your favorite fan Greg Keep talking while f**ing, it makes my d**k so hard and it makes me explode, i would love to drp aload in your mouth one day. later take care ?

First - I like watching xxx movies just as much as the next red-blooded male, but i'm not going to skip work to watch a porn star do her thing.
Second - This is why I don't leave comments on a porn site, no matter how much I 'admire' her work.