Punk'd! The Wisconsin Edition

As the old saying goes: "Sunlight is the best disinfectant.", so lets spread the light across this here blog, and reveal just what a Union-busting, dirty politico Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is.

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Typical KSU Fan

Once Again The Onion Gets It Rght

Nation Once Again Comes Under Sway Of Pink-Faced Half-Wit

NEW YORK—Following an Aug. 28 rally in Washington, D.C. attended by an estimated 87,000 Americans, experts confirmed this week that the U.S. populace appears to have fallen under the spell of yet another pink-faced half-wit.

The most recent pink-faced halfwit has reportedly captured the popular imagination through the conventional vehicles of a nationally syndicated talk-radio program and a cable news television show. According to media analyst Rebecca Ellington, the pink-faced half-wit has mesmerized the nation by spewing out hundreds of predictably reactionary and emotion≠ally manipulative on-air diatribes.

This particular pink-faced half-wit is at the height of his persuasive powers," Ellington said of the bloated, hateful multimillionaire. "By exploiting citizens' greatest anxieties during an uncertain time in our nation's history, the pink-faced half-wit has been able to promote his own vain, avaricious self-interests under the guise of standing up for the very disenfranchised people whom he himself is fleecing."

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-once-again-comes-under-sway-of-pinkfaced-ha,18076/?utm_source=recentnews

OJ Wants To Be A Cop

God Stuff

For those who remember The Daily Show before Jon Stewart had it it wasn't nearly the show it is today. However the one segment I always loved was "God Stuff"







Off topic. We get the same "spam" as Newshounds so I have to moderate old threads. I just published 4 Viagra ads by mistake.

And He Was A Better Governor Than Sarah Palin

From Bartcop

Shit That Makes The Count Laugh

Ok I am sure the commercial is out there somewhere on the net but since my half-assed search didn't find it let me describe an honest to God commercial from Cialis.

A woman maybe 55 or 60 is painting the house as her husband, who is not doing anything to help her , stands at the bottom of the ladder staring at her ass as she paints. She sees that her husband has been turned on by her doing the erotic act of painting the house green and thus walks down the ladder, hands him the paint brush and smiles a smile of let's get it on. Then an announcer warns that we never know just what may turn into a romantic moment. I have to admit this maybe true but somehow I can't see too many people getting turned on by looking at their wives or husbands wearing crap clothes covered with green paint. Of course this being Cialis land the couple was dressed fairly nicely (her pants showed off her ass enough to excite her old man obviously) and didn't have nary a drop of paint on them.

Anywho at the end of the commercial the couple has gotten out of their painting duds and now that he has taken the Cialis they are now ready to do what apparently Cialis makes you want to do...jump in separate bath tubs in the middle of nowhere.

So you men out there next time you and the Missus are painting the house and she catches you standing there ogling her ass as she is busting it painting see what it leads to. My guess is a paint bucket over your head. But hey better buy two bathtubs and put them put in the middle of nowhere just in case.

A Crazier Fundie Than Jeremiah

The latest from Fundies Say The Darndest Things:

Quote# 72156

My toilet flushed 4x for no reason....

Sometime during the wee hours of the April 1st morning, my toilet flushed 4x for no reason.

Someone, I can't remember who, on RITA [forum] mentioned that God has a great sense of humor. Could He had been telling me that 4/4/2010 could be the date of our Rapture/or could this mean something else altogether?

SisterNChrist, Rapture In The Air (RITA) 36 Comments [4/18/2010 10:42:09 AM]

Sounds like someone needs to phone Joe The Plumber...

Shit (In This Case Literally) That Makes The Count Laugh

Shit That Makes Me Laugh

Hi Grandma! Click!

Darth Vader bitch-slapps Sarah Palin

This is funny:

Hey Sarah, I got your 'death panel' right here!
8:11 PM Aug 11th from Twitterrific

and the Tweet that follows:

Lost 15 followers to that last tweet. Didn't know that many Alaskans knew how to use Twitter.
8:28 PM Aug 11th from Twitterrific

Who knew the Sith master had a funny side?

Dear Orly Taitz (What The Fuck?)

Headzup: Carrie Prejean Fired As Miss California

http://www.headzup.tv

From the "I'm Not Paranoid, But They're Out To Get Me" Department...

Thanks to the always-excellent Jesus' General, I found this beyond-crazy column from a Seattle-area newspaper. I just had to share its stunning paranoia with you all:

I don’t want to alarm anybody but I’ve been a little apprehensive over what I found in the change kicked out by the till at one of the local stores the other day.

It was a 10-shillings coin from the Republic of Somalia dated 2002. It has a dromedary camel on one side and a coat of arms on the other.

No, I have never been to Somalia. All I really know about Somalia is that it is the home base of a gang of pirates who prey on the 18,000 ships that travel through the Gulf of Aden each year. And piracy is on the rise...

Now, I know I am making a whole lot out of one little coin, but one does not expect a coin from Somalia to show up in grocery store change in Puget Sound unless someone from Somalia parted with it. Are we being scouted for an attack on our ferry system?

I can only imagine how the writer - an elderly lady named Adele Ferguson, a regular columnist for the paper in question, who looks like every neighbor you've ever had come running out of her screen porch to tell those kids to get off her lawn - must freak out if somebody is "looking at her funny" at the post office, or perhaps suspiciously letting her take the last open parking space in the lot.

I would add that most Washington State Ferries are somewhere between "rustbucket" and "garbage scow" designation and could probably be handily overpowered by a Brownie troop armed with nothing more than Hello Kitty backpacks and maybe a bent paper clip. Not the most tempting targets for piracy.

There may be hope and change in DC, but wingnuttery remains alive and well in the Washington that I can see from my house.

Do read the whole "article." And the single published response is equally priceless.

Edit From The Count:

The author of the article.

JibJab's 2008 Year In Review

Open Thread: Matt vs. Tom on the Today Show

Tomorrow on the Today show, Matt Lauer interview Tom Cruise for the first time since their last talk in which Tom basically made himself look like an ass.

Here's the memorable video:



And here's his rant on Scientology (its right up there with Steve Munsey pimping the Old Testament for money video).

Waldorf And Statler It Was A Very Good Year

I swear I am just like these two already. I can't imagine what I will be like if I live to be say 75 or 80.

Palin's homestate newspaper endorces Barack Obama!

This is hilarious.

It is Senator Obama who truly promises fundamental change in Washington. You need look no further than the guilt-by-association lies and sound-bite distortions of the degenerating McCain campaign to see how readily he embraces the divisive, fear-mongering tactics of Karl Rove. And while Sen. McCain points to the fragile success of the troop surge in stabilizing conditions in Iraq, it is also plain that he was fundamentally wrong about the more crucial early decisions. Contrary to his assurances, we were not greeted as liberators; it was not a short, easy war; and Americans -- not Iraqi oil -- have had to pay for it. It was Sen. Obama who more clearly saw the danger ahead.

The unqualified endorsement of Sen. Obama by a seasoned, respected soldier and diplomat like Gen. Colin Powell, a Republican icon, should reassure all Americans that the Democratic candidate will pass muster as commander in chief.

I Bet The First Dude Is Pissed

Sarah Palin Draws Large Crowd In Beaver