Monday, April 19, 2010

A Crazier Fundie Than Jeremiah

The latest from Fundies Say The Darndest Things:
Quote# 72156

My toilet flushed 4x for no reason....

Sometime during the wee hours of the April 1st morning, my toilet flushed 4x for no reason.

Someone, I can't remember who, on RITA [forum] mentioned that God has a great sense of humor. Could He had been telling me that 4/4/2010 could be the date of our Rapture/or could this mean something else altogether?

SisterNChrist, Rapture In The Air (RITA) 36 Comments [4/18/2010 10:42:09 AM]
Sounds like someone needs to phone Joe The Plumber...

6 comments:

Count Istvan said...

Shit why didn't I hear about this on the History channel's we're all fucked Nostradamusathon?

et said...

Just imagine if it had flushed six times. And then another six. And a final, further six times, clearly delineating the Mark Of The Beast? There would have been a fundie, a flooded bathroom, a botched sledgehammer "exorcism" of a porcelain fixture, and a hell of a lot of explaining to do to the homeowner's insurance company...or the landlord...

Count Istvan said...

Seriously I wonder why the History channel has such a fascination with that guy. He's like the new Hitler. Tonight's line up. Hitler's Crew, Nostradamus and you, Hitler's Bitches, Nostradamus' secret dump prophecies, Hitler and Nostradamus together at last and The women of JFK as predicted by Nostradamus and dreamed up by Hitler.

et said...

I'll ask my Ouija board why History Channel is so hooked on Hitler and Nostradamus. But all bets are off that it will just refer me to Rasputin and call it a day...

theroachman said...

Very funny.

Anonymous said...

My posts work if I changes things around a bit. Will do so going forward...

Bay anyways......

Speaking of crazy fundies. I was reading Batty's latest on Iran.

I remember when the Shah was deposed very clearly. His son lived in Santa Barbara at the time where he injoyed US taxpayer paid protection. We used to view his place across the canyon at Ellings Park (it was not called Ellings park back then). You can google map of the park and look nearlly do north. He does not live there anymore but the house is still there. Its at the top of the hill.

theroachman

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