Had to get this out: mom told me a few of her crazy "spring break" stories, one of them involving her male friends, bricks, some rope, and male genitalia. She called it "beating the brick," I call it a quick way to lose your dick. Needless to say, I am disturbed. Apparently, listening to a local radio show made me realize mom's stories are tame.
I heard from one caller today that during her spring break, she got hot-and-heavy with this dude she was about ready to jump his bones, but couldn't becasue neither one had protection, so she does the logical thing, and snatches a used condom from the trash, turns it inside out...you can see where i'm going with this. Another female caller talked about her week in some city in Mexico, and how she wond up doing a home-made porno with three other guys and got paid $150 dollars for her "performance."
My question today: Does shit like this really happen on spring break? And am I the only college student in America who doesn't find that kind of hardcore partying attractive or fun?