Thursday, December 11, 2008

Ralph Knows The Perfect Gift

A NEW BOOK MAKES A PERFECT CHRISTMAS (NOT “HOLIDAY”) GIFT!!!!:

"Signs of the Apocalypse / Rapture" (Front Forty Press: 284 pp., $65) is one of the strangest projects I've ever come across, an oversized art book, featuring text, images and two CDS of music (by Sonic Youth and others), dedicated to an aesthetic/intellectual consideration of the end of the world.

Ralph then adds...


FOR THE UNSAVED (ROMAN CATHOLICS, MORMONS, NON-MESSIANIC JEWS, APOSTATE “MAINLINE PROTESTANTS”, ETC.), YOU MAY EVEN WANT TO INSERT A COPY OF
THE MORNING AFTER (POWERFUL LIFE-CHANGING LITERATURE FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!!!!), ALONG WITH A VOTER REGISTRATION FORM TO AMEND PARTY ENROLLMENT SO THAT THEY MAY FINALLY ENJOY LIVES WITH MEANING!!!!!!

Wow he's sure got the meaning of Christmas down.

1 comment:

et said...

I'm not sure that Ralph can wrap his head around anything more strenuous than a pop-up book. "My Pet Goat" might even be a stretch!

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