Monday, December 22, 2008

Uber Troll Is Offended That I Like Michelle Obama's Ass

Wait maybe I should use my Sir Mix-A-Lot Icon for this...

I be gettin' tired of Michelle's big black ass...

To each his own. I rather like Michelle Obama's big black ass myself.

Are you one of those sickos that believe it would be a wonderful world if white women had the black woman's ass?

So If I say like Barack's ass I am a sicko cause the Bible says so. If I like Michelle Obama's ass I am a sicko as well.

So since I can't win either way...I am just gonna go ahead and say...Michelle you have a fine ass. :)

'Tis better to remain silent and have everyone think you are a fool than to open your mouth and confirm it...

I like women. So to Uber troll I am a fool.

Sorry - I thought you said you liked big black asses...

Michelle you're looking good tonight girl.

You forget - Bush saved this country by keeping those bozos Gore and Kerry out of office.

I shudder to think of what damage they would have done.

Gosh! Busted again by the brilliance of union hack and demonstrated village idiot "john t"!

I am so humiliated I will have go out and suck a few dicks to get my dignity back!

No, that puts me in my 60's - but my girlfriend is 26.

Viva Viagra!


theroachman said...

Uber is a racist biggot and has in the past called me all sorts of Hawaiian names he claims to understand because he claims he grew up there.

Sad little man knows nothing. He 26 year old girlfreind is nothing more then an old blow up doll well duct taped to hold it together.

And why would someone be proud that the only way the can have sex is because of a little blue pill?

Anonymous said...

I agree with you. And I still like Michelle Obama's big ass. :)

et said...

One or the other of them is only the claimed age in dog years. That is all.

MLP said...

Well, old Uber probably doesn't like any woman who is successful, rich, very smart and most likely much TALLER than him.
Add to all that the facts that she is black and the First Lady of our fine nation, and the Uber cannot be getting much sleep.
Besides, he's just desperately looking for any reason to insult her in order to make himself feel 'bigger'.

And I also think she has a fine ass, Count.

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