Thursday, September 18, 2008

The View From My Ass. "The Fuck it I Am Going To Use The Word Fuck A Whole Fucking Lot Edition"



I Fucking Hate Fucking Conservative Whiners.


Remember that 15 year old piece of filth who tried to get his teacher fired in Colorado and then got to go on Hannity and Colmes thus full-filling two of the little worthless fuckers life long dreams. 1. He got to ride the wild Hannity and 2. he got his 15 minutes of fame. One of those things lasted 14 1/2 minutes than the longer. I remember writing about the little cocksucker, whose name I forgot and I am not About to waste my precious fucking time looking it up, and saying his classmates should have beaten the living piss out of the Motherfucker. And you people said no Count I don't condone violence that is just wrong. Well here is why the Count was right. If you don't get a hold of the little fuckers when they are that age then they grow to be College Republicans. Then you really can't handle the the cock suckers. Now they are going after Andrew Hallam a part time English instructor who asked his students to write a essay about Sarah Palin. Some College Republican who probably got an F because he turned in an Essay that read something like this...

" I much lik Sara Palen. She have big tits. She much hot. I would lik to have secs with her. She much hero of min."


Now Hallam is in trouble. The World Nut Daily has gotten involved. The Denver Post actually quoted the Nut and every Coloradoan with an IQ of less than 7 is on leaving comments. It's only a matter of time before they post the poor man's address, phone number and email address leaving him death threats and forcing him to quit his part time job. See if these pussies just had the piss beaten out of them by their peers 5 years ago this could have all been prevented.

Moral of this story is if you see a young young Republican kick his ass until he sees the light. That or he has enough faith in his beliefs to not shit his britches every-time he is called out on it.

Speaking Of Sarah Palin.

Did you see her interview with Sean Hannity? I got to see some of it thanks to the fine folks at the Daily Show. basically it went like this.

Hannity: Obviously you are quite an accomplished professional Woman so I hope you won't mind me asking this question.
Palin: I am tough Sean.
Hannity: Good. Ms Palin, Can I Play With Your Tits?
Palin: Oh great Question Sean!

Hannity: Moving on to your
opponent.
Palin: He's a negro
Hannity: And Uppity.
Palin. Yes an uppity negro.

All I can think to say as I am watching this is Christ what a fucking bitch.

Speaking Of Andrea Bredoh!


My favorite fembot local weather forecaster called it quits last week Or was it the week before? Man who is going to tell me about the cold front dropping the temperatures to 90 or complain about it only being 85 in June? I am going to miss you Andrea. You gave me so much material.



Adi-fucking-os RBD.

First Bredoh says she quits then RBD says they are disbanding. Seriously Is this a conspiracy against The Count? For those of you not familiar with RBD basically they were the Spanish version of Hannah Montana except there were 6 of them and they actually have some acting talent well that and they are over 20. Of course it was their acting that made them stars in the first place because of their telenovela Rebelde. But they couldn't fucking sing a lick. It was bubblegum pop at it's worst. And even though I can't speak a word of Spanish I knew how bad they were. Fucking shit is fucking shit no matter what language it is in. Me thinks the kids saw the writing on the wall. It's been 2 years since the soap that made them stars has been on and their screen careers haven't exactly taken off since then. The less they are TV the less marketable they became. After-all if all when all you had to concentrate on was their music it became painfully obvious they sucked total ass. Still there is one member of RBD the Count can not and will not ever say a bad word about. The only one of the 6 worth a shit... Maite Perroni.




So adios RBD. There are 5 of you I can live with out ever seeing again. And one of you I wish the very best. Man with Bredoh and RBD gone who is going to supply with me with material the next 3 months?




Oh That's right!

My Bills Are All Due And The baby needs shoes and I'm busted.

So the Count's two Brothers are being complete fucking pains in the asses at the current moment with personal problems and such so The Count was more than thrilled to discover that a casino he and The Contessa often visit is offering 2 free nights for players club members during the week. so next Wednesday and Thursday night the Count will be in Minnesota or is it Iowa no wait...Wisconsin or maybe it's Kansas or South Dakota. Anyway it's in one of those states.

Just a few odds and ends before I go.

I am sad to see the Young Bond book series come to and end though I am not surprised in the least that the last book By Royal Command is better than the book before it. Each book has gotten progressively better than the book before it. And the first books were so good that even Fleming purist couldn't find anything to bitch about. Thank you Charlie Higson. Oh and just wait later this year the final two books, which have already been released everywhere else in the world, will FINALLY be released here.

I got a CD of Johnny Cash singing in Swedish Prison called Pa Osteraker. I find it amazing that I am a country music fan and I have friends that are not and yet they are way bigger Johhny cash fans than I am. I guess Johnny was universal. Whatever the case he knew how to work a prison crowd and he gave a fine show.

The Buck Owens box set put out by the Bear Family maybe be pricey but it's worth it. And the Hard cover book that comes with makes it very clear there will be a follow up box set to be released later. I wonder how The Contessa knew I wanted this for my birthday? :)

FTD, Officially licensed imports from Elvis Presley Enterprises, put out a concert CD called America all of which, except the opening 2 numbers and the 2 bonus songs at the end was recorded in Omaha in April of 1976. Elvis was professional, alert, in good humor and good voice. This was a solid if not spectacular another night on the road show. That may not sound like a ringing endorsement but for Elvis in 1976 that was really about as good as you could hope for. The concert is nothing earth shattering but it is good enough that the audience probably felt they got their money's worth. Again not a given from Elvis in 1976 at all. In fact Elvis seemed less lethargic than the crowd. Which may have been do to the fact that if the Civic was the same way in 1976 that it is today the place smells like piss and you can only hear every other word. Elvis himself thought the building was "weird" He could have said wow this building sucks and nobody would dare disagree, Thank God for the new Qwest Center.

Colorado beat West Virginia tonight in Football and the fans ( The worst in college football) (sorry Roachman) and the coaches went ape shit. Imagine what they'll do when they beat somebody that is actually good.

Well That's enough for me. And since I haven't said in a while

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

KTF

Count Istvan

Stephen

2 comments:

Count Istvan said...

I just read the rude one's take on the interview. I love that guy. :)

et said...

So do I, Count. I absolutely love his take on the "it would all be so much more civil if only Obama would do all those town halls with me (on my schedule, agenda, etc.)."

It's rampant nonsense.

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