You'll enjoy this, Count. The OT Forum is being treated to the prose stylings of one "Reformed Liberal" - whose dubious claims to fame include being a black Canadian guy living in Georgia, converted both to Fundie and to Republican, all in the past year. His response to Ori this evening was an instant classic.
Name: Reformed Liberal
Living In Georgia
Both Fundy and Republican
So...He's a composite of every troll ever.