Joe, I...I don't know how to break it to you. John's found someone else. Someone younger and hotter than you.
You should have seen it coming, Joe. Really. It's happened before.
When she whispers in his ear, it's not with that creepy guy Graham hovering in the background, playing Mr. Jealousy. And you can bet that she's not reminding him about the difference between Sunni and Shia, but instead about the kind of "earmarks" she'd like to give him. You know, during a "briefing."
It's over, Joe.
Just remember. You'll always have Baghdad.
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OK, my bad - that was a cheap shot. But you know that's what you were all thinking in your secret hearts.
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It looks as though the life of the party is on life support.
Joe, I...I don't know how to break it to you. John's found someone else. Someone younger and hotter than you.
You should have seen it coming, Joe. Really. It's happened before.
When she whispers in his ear, it's not with that creepy guy Graham hovering in the background, playing Mr. Jealousy. And you can bet that she's not reminding him about the difference between Sunni and Shia, but instead about the kind of "earmarks" she'd like to give him. You know, during a "briefing."
It's over, Joe.
Just remember. You'll always have Baghdad.
- - - -
OK, my bad - that was a cheap shot. But you know that's what you were all thinking in your secret hearts.
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