Barack Obama died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St Peter asked him what his greatest accomplishment was in his life.
Obama replyed "I was elected president of the United States."
St Peter said "Oh...when was that?"
Obama: "15 minutes ago."
Gosh! I AM SO SCARED I AM SHAKING IN MY CYBERBOOTS!
I was told this joke by a bartender a few hours ago. You dorks have no sense of humor.
(BTW I am using a free WiFi so the IP does not trace to me.)