Shut the fuck up, Shaquille O' Neal!

Please, Shaq. Give it up. Your best days are behind you, and you're just sounding ridiculous now-a-days.

When you're down, I can see using that as a strategy. But when you're up 10, 15 points, there's really no need for that. That's a coward move. And he knows that. I'll make 'em pay for that.

How, Shaq? You gonna make your coach, Gregg Popovich, sit through your craptacular movie Kazaam!
Maybe the Suns wouldn't have goten their asses bounced out of the first round if you actually made a freakin' free-throw for once.