Friday, March 20, 2009

The 2 Faces Of Sarah Palin


Sarah Palin champion of special needs children and Mother of a special needs child is shocked...Shocked DAMMIT! at Barack Obama's "Special Olympics joke"

Quoting The Christian Science Monitor and warning you not to read the comments left from the

's who post there. Oops that wasn't PC. I hope I didn't offend Sarah!

She’s probably the one person people have been waiting for to weigh in.

By who? I don't care about the bitch's opinions on anything let alone this. OK Continue CSM

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin released a statement this afternoon condemning President Obama’s “Special Olympics” crack he dropped last night on the Tonight Show. (Click here if you’re new to the story).

Palin, the mother of an 11-month old diagnosed with Down Syndrome, said she was “shocked to learn of the comment.”

“This was a degrading remark about our world’s most precious and unique people, coming from the most powerful position in the world,” she said.

“These athletes overcome more challenges, discrimination and adversity than most of us ever will. By the way, these athletes can outperform many of us and we should be proud of them. I hope President Obama’s comments do not reflect how he truly feels about the special needs community.”

That sweet Sarah! She cares so much about special need children that...she turned down 31% of the offered federal stimulus money offered Alaska that would have went to special needs children. As always The Rude Pundit says it better than I ever could have so I'll let him take the floor...

Sarah Palin to Alaska's Poor and Special Needs Kids: "Suck It, You Dirty 'Tards":
Why can't we be fucking finished with Sarah Palin? There is nothing interesting, thoughtful, original, or unique about this idiot, this power hungry mouthpiece for things she can't comprehend, this fuckdoll fantasy for right wing dudes hoping for restoration by jacking off into plastic Palin's orifices of pleasure, this dullard, this conscienceless void, Forrest Gump without the skills, this willful tabula rasa who whores herself out to let the highest bidder scrawl her beliefs on her blank brain. She is like an especially ambitious dung beetle trying to push a turd up and over a hill; even if she gets it where she wants it, in the end, she's still just been rolling shit.

The fact that Governor Palin has decided to reject 31% of the federal government stimulus money budgeted for Alaska must be giving the vapors to other Republican idiot governors who are craving that national attention like a hungry baby at a South Carolina Hooters. It's like Palin just saw and raised Bobby Jindal and Mark Sanford, except they're not just playing with cash. They're tossing their citizens' asses into the pot.

Of the $288 million Palin waved off as easily as an extra serving of pie, $172 million was to go to education in her state, including over $70 million specifically for programs directed at programs for poor and special needs students. Rural Alaska, which is, you know, most of Alaska, was hit especially hard by the news: "Northwest Arctic Borough superintendent Norman Eck reacted to the news in an e-mail: 'I am stunned,' he wrote.

See this is why I care not about the opinions of this two faced wench. In brighter news as I stand to the strains of the odious God Bless The USA..."God, all this love and everything in the room - I'm horny,"


et said...

The Rude Pundit is, indeed, brilliant on this topic. And as for Caribou Boobie's utterances today, after dragging her own Down's Syndrome baby around on the campaign trail like an expendable stage prop, and then doing her level best to turn down funds for education and special-needs kids in her backward, desperately-in-need-of-anything-resembling-enlightenment state...after all THAT, to have the gall to throw stones at other people's ideological houses?

In sum, what a pathetic excuse for a human being. Why is this woman not under a general recall? She shouldn't be under consideration for a post as deputy assistant church auxiliary flower-arranger, much less any government office of significance.

She's a walking cipher. And that's her positive attribute.

Anonymous said...

The last line of the entry for those that don't know was actually uttered by Sam The Non plumber at some meeting of Republican idiots.

et said...

Olbermann had some major fun with that Joe-T-P statement tonight. And then he appeared on "Real Time With Bill Maher" as the cherry on top of it.

Bill's best bit of business was of a new pull-the-string-and-it-talks doll of Bristol Palin's baby Tripp. Its phrases included:

"I can see Russia from my crib!"

"Explain this again. That other baby is my *uncle*??"


"What the F*** kind of name is Tripp?"

What will ultimately sink the Repubs for good in 2012? They can't take ridicule. And they've earned it in spades over the past decade.

et said...

BTW, Count, any chance we'll see you and the Contessa at Connesota? (Minneapolis/St. Paul, details still pending, August 6-9 this year.) We're moving it to MN from the planned West Coast confab for the sake of Kim's convalescence, and it seems to me it should be pretty well within striking distance for you. What do you think?

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