Consider giving john t a plastic ruler, and a site nun wannabe badge for his consistent behavior.. Maybe wash his mouth out once a week, with an industrial soap... He is fuuny to watch when he has a melt-down. To end on a positive note.
jt's pack of jt's wannabees, who mimic his actions, deserve a cracker for their parroting of their handler's demands.
Maybe go all out, and add a little parrot symbol by count's moniker for example. Even consider a: I post for crackers slogan, next to the parrot.