Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Score One For Ralph

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Lately our favorite delusional, right-wing, closet Hillary loving blogger has been leaving efforts that were quite frankly...boring. But our man came through with a dandy this last time around...


MATERIAL ON THE INTERNET CAN BE USED AS A VERY POWERFUL WITNESSING TOOL!!!!

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YES!!!!!! YES!!!!!! YES!!!!!!

SO TOO, WE CAN ALWAYS SHARE LINKS TO AMERICAPHILE AND LEAVE PRINTOUTS OF
THE MORNING AFTER ON CAR WINDSHIELDS!!!!

YESSSS!!!!! IT'LL STILL HAPPEN!!!!! IN JANUARY OF 2013, 2017 OR LATER...OR EVEN EARLIER!

IN MANY R.C. CHURCH PARKING LOTS EVERY SUNDAY, THE POWERFUL LIFE-CHANGING MATERIAL HAS RENDERED VERY DRAMATIC EFFECTS AS LOST CATHOLICS LEARNED FOR THE FIRST TIME ABOUT THE COMING RAPTURE AS THEIR PRIESTS WERE TAUGHT A POWERFUL LESSON IN AMERICA’S FIRST AMENDMENT AND THAT THE ROMAN POPE IS AN AGENT OF PIAPS!!!!

THE VATICAN’S RULES DON’T APPLY HERE!!!!!!

FREEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!

THE SUMMER IS A GREAT TIME TO GET THE WORD OUT AS MANY ROMAN CHAPELS HOLD OUTDOOR DRUNKEN FEASTS TO WORSHIP DEAD SAINTS!!!!

HAND OUT
THE MORNING AFTER THROUGHOUT THE FAIR GROUNDS AND WATCH LIVES CHANGE BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES!!!!!!!

DRAMATIC!!!! DRAMATIC!!!! DRAMATIC!!!!

WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BWAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


Way to go Ralph my Boy! I knew you would come through again. Maybe it's not a homerun but it's at least a triple.

6 comments:

et said...

It is somewhat a return to form, isn't it? - though what we are all waiting for, of course, is more of his drooling soft-porn political fiction. After reading this I can picture him crashing church picnics from coast to coast and leaving printouts still sticky from his cotton-candy-stained fingers on the rickety county fair rollercoaster...

Count Istvan said...

Do you agree with me ET that after HC dropped out of the race we got some good stuff for a week or so but after that his work has been very uninspired?

Sergei Andropov said...

I had a great exchange with him on the Mains earlier today... er, yesterday... whatever:

BEt it just eats away at your ego that B.O. is now getting all JESUS on you. Ha!!!!!!!!!!!
B.O. (Bad Odor) | 07.09.08 - 10:26 pm | #


SO TRUE!!! SO TRUE!!! SO TRUE!!!

NOW THAT SENATOR OBAMA IS READING AND STUDYING THE MORNING AFTER, YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW THE DEMLIBS WISHED THAT THEY HAD INTERCEPTED ALL THE COPIES THAT WERE SENT TO HIS CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS IN CHICAGO!!!!

WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

BWAHHHHHH!!!!
RALPH | Homepage | 07.09.08 - 10:31 pm | #

Hate to burst your bubble, but we actually did intercept them. Those thank you notes you've been receiving are for the copies of the Dindsenchas we've been sending him in your name.
Sergei Andropov | Homepage | 07.09.08 - 10:38 pm | #

NO FUCKING WAY WOULD ANY SERIOUS CANDIDATE WASTE PRECIOUS CAMPAIGN TIME WITH THAT GURU MAGGOT GARBAGE...AT LEAST HE WOULDN'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!!!!!!
RALPH | Homepage | 07.09.08 - 10:42 pm | #

[Then, a little while later, this gem:]

...Dindsenchas...blah...blah...blah....


“FLNTARBBHAR ISHNNUTMRWQS DRUIMTSSH!!!!”

QUIS SEPARABIT?!?!?!?!

BWAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

IRA = "I RAN AWAY!!!"

R O T F L M A O ! ! !
RALPH | Homepage | 07.09.08 - 10:49 pm | #

et said...

I think that's a fair point, Count. Without Hillary to kick around in his "fact-based novel" some of the old ZING is missing. But he's come back from the doldrums before this...

Count Istvan said...

CONDI ♥ COULTER PLAN!!!!!!

That sure makes me think so much more of Condi. :)

et said...

You had to love the notion of "spreading the joy" through Farsi translations of Ralph's softcore rants...

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