Saturday, July 19, 2008

They Are Starting To Crack Up.

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From the American Thinker. ( There's a joke in itself.)

July 17, 2008

Call Me a Proud, Scared Conservative

By Kyle-Anne Shiver

First of all Kyle-Anne...are you a dude or a dudette? Both?

Since the day I visited Barack Obama's church home in Chicago last January, listened to Jeremiah Wright, read a slew of the books in the "church" bookstore and then most of what I could find on the abbreviated history of this candidate for the Presidency, I have believed that America as we now know it could completely cease to exist within a very short time under his leadership, especially with the bonus of a packed, liberal House and Senate. This is not an out-on-a-limb, slim possibility. It is, I believe, a strong probability.

Stop him...her...it...it's about to shit itself with fear.

Now Barack Obama is quite fond of disparaging what he has derisively labeled, "the politics of fear." Well, I'm a Mom, who has stood face to face with hordes of defiant teens and lived to tell about it, and I must say that I believe good ole fashioned "fear of God" to be one of the most beneficial and primary motivators of the human spirit.

Ok Kyle-Anne is a dudette I think.

Fear of God, fear of unpleasant consequence, fear of losing one's iPod, fear of failure, fear of taxpayer revolt, fear of public humiliation, fear of dire illness, fear of breaking one's neck, fear of prison, fear of dying. Fear of losing one's liberties. Fear of a sworn enemy. Fear of going to hell.

In its more positive form, this is called simply:

Piss poor writing? By the way... I fear God will steal my Ipod.

Safety First

This very positive force that innately urges all human beings to guard themselves from disasters, big and small, is one of the strongest protections we all have, and I'll not give mine up just because some fancy-dancy, highfalutin "talker" comes along and tells me it's a bad thing. And as far as I'm concerned, anyone who does bow to this Obama idiocy is fit for the loony bin and a tight-fitting straight jacket.

Or, put in another context, the former Barry Obama can have my safety-first fear when he pries it from my cold, dead hands.

And as far as I'm concerned, anyone who Reads and believes your bullshit about shitting yourself if a black man gets elected is fit for the loony bin and a tight-fitting straight jacket. fixed.

What's so scary about Barry?

Well, to be honest, some of what scares me about Barry and Michelle Obama in the White House does, in fact, have a little to do with the grains of truth in that now infamous New Yorker cover, showing Obama in Muslim garb and Michelle as a black militant with a machine gun, and the American flag burning in a fireplace.

So. Kyle Ann saw the New Yorker in Barnes And Noble and shit herself on the spot. That must have been quite a sight. Not to mention embarrassment.


Ah, where to begin?

Fuck after 5 paragraphs of this you're just starting now?

Let's start with the flag. Who would have ever suspected that Barack Obama holds America in less than perfectly high esteem, if he had not, in very fact, been so chummy all his years in Chicago with one of the most infamous, flag-burning, bomb-throwing, unrepentant domestic terrorists in United States history?

One Billy Ayers, who lives in Obama's neighborhood enclave of the rich and infamous, who served with him several years on the Woods Fund board, who channeled monies to far left, anti-American causes. Lest we forget, Billy Ayers is also married to one Bernadine Dohrn, who won a high leadership role in the SDS, claiming to be not a bland, mere socialist, but a revolutionary communist. The luminaries of America-hating, revolutionary communist groups that are backing Obama are myriad.

And good ole Kyle-anne doesn't give one flying fuck about the Bush's and McCain's know. Good God this woman multiplied. Excuse me for being...um uncouth... is there a man so desperate he would fuck this?

If Barack Obama has never been seen burning an American flag, he clearly doesn't hold it against any of his companions, who most certainly have burned our flag and done just about everything else they could to destroy this Country. In Ayers' book, Fugitive Days, which came out, by disgusting coincidence, on 9/11/01, he writes of the day he bombed our Pentagon in 1972:

Shit 1972!!! That's like last week!

"Everything was absolutely ideal. ... The sky was blue. The birds were singing. And the bastards were finally going to get what was coming to them."

Of course one paragraph out of context. This could be about the time him and Michelle went on a picnic and then got it on afterwards.

Who is Ayers speaking of so derisively here? Why, that would be us. The people of the United States of America.

So, if Barack Obama has so much difficulty understanding why an increasing number of Americans question his love for America, his patriotism, perhaps he should begin to question his own judgment when it comes to the company he keeps, instead of continuously questioning our judgment when we ask the questions.

Wait Obama didn't say this? then what is the point? As for the company Obama keeps...Bush bitch. Bush.

Then, there is the New Yorker's portrayal of Michelle as a black militant, sporting an Afro and giving Barack the fist bump.

I still say that was Amy Holmes.

Wasn't it Michelle Obama, who proclaimed not very long ago that "for the very first time in my adult life, I'm really proud of my Country"? And wasn't it Michelle Obama who says that Americans have become "cynical" and "mean," and that we have "broken souls"? Yes, actually Michelle Obama has said all these things while campaigning for her husband. And Mrs. Obama has said that her husband is our "only rational choice" for President. If all of these things do not imply a superiority to and condemnation of America, which have been the hallmarks of black militancy since the late 1960s, I simply do not know what would.

Kyle-Anne hates black women blah blah blah....

The fist bump itself seems to be an adaptation of the Black Panther power salute, so prominent in the 60s and 70s. It might appear completely innocuous to some, but to others, it is a memorable remnant of a very explosive and, for many, frightening period of American history. There are probably not too many Americans over the age of 50, who do not remember the black power moment at the Olympics of 1968 and the fear those raised fists could evoke in the shadow of American cities inflamed by riots and uncontrolled violence.

So Now Michelle Obama is a Black Panther AND John Carlos?Shit that's amazing. By the way it wasn't the social mis-justice nor cops over stepping their authority and brutally abusing human beings that lead to those riots and uncontrolled Violence that made Kyle-Ann shit her suburban panties...it was Carlos and Smith raising their fist. In Kyle Anne World everything was just peachy in 1968 until them uppity "N"iggers started raising their fist...and running for president.

Michelle Obama did sit with her husband in Jeremiah Wright's church for many years, listening unperturbed to racist diatribes aimed at every white-skin person in America. If I had sat listening to the rants of a David Duke for years on end and then gave my husband some form of the Nazi salute in public, I doubt seriously if it would be at all comforting to any decent American who witnessed it.

So now the Obama's are Nazi's? And what do you mean if you did?

There may be only a tiny grain of truth to the black militant image of Michelle Obama on the New Yorker cover, but even a tiny grain may be too much for some.

Now to the Muslim garb, worn by Barack Obama on the New Yorker cover.

It's a lie but it's a lie your skanky white ass will keep selling. You are scared.

Now to the Muslim garb, worn by Barack Obama on the New Yorker cover.

As even the New York Times has pointed out, whether Barack Obama has ever actually been a practicing Muslim, is of no real concern to us, as Americans. If he was, then it was under the authority of his parents, while living in a Muslim country, Indonesia, as a child.

Like how she spreads the fear here like she spreads the shit? By pretending not to be a biggot? And why do the right wings nuts keeping quoting the Times even though they never read it?

As the son of the Muslim father, Senator Obama was born a Muslim under Muslim law as it is universally understood. It makes no difference that, as Senator Obama has written, his father said he renounced his religion. Likewise, under Muslim law based on the Koran his mother's Christian background is irrelevant."

He's A Muslim!!! oh my God! Like Kareem Abdul Jabbar !!! Oh God! Some man fucked this? seriously?

And, as the same editorial goes on to confirm, this undeniable fact of Obama's birth religion, as seen by Islamists, does have a bearing, however slight, on this election, simply because we are still at war with Islamic terrorists around the globe.

He's a Muslim oh God what do we do? Lets shit ourselves!

Satire, like the New Yorker cover, can indeed be a powerful purveyor of ideas, and while the editors say they were intending to ridicule the unfounded fears of conservatives, it would seem to me, that all they have really done is add significant weight to the very grains of truth they have now highlighted for nearly every voter in the entire Country.

Wait maybe I am being unfair to Kyle-Anne. maybe like the new Yorker this is a joke piece put together as a joke to show how fucking stupid conservatives are.

Better late than never, I say.

Contrary to Senator Obama's admonitions against the "politics of fear," healthy fear is simply a terrific old, wise motto

Christ! This Woman is serious. I'll ask again. Some Guy procreated with this thing? Seriously why?

Better safe than sorry.


Kyle-Anne Shiver is an independent journalist and frequent contributor to American Thinker. She welcomes your comments at http://www.kyleanneshiver.com

I think I'll do that. there is something that is truly special about reading a mad woman admit a person in power unlike her makes her scared enough to write this shit.




Late Edit by Jonathan: I can sum up this whole pointless article in GOP redneck language:
Beware of both them niggers - they can think!

6 comments:

Jonathan said...

You know the sad thing in all of this? Some people will actually buy this bullshit.

Count Istvan said...

What I love is after 6 paragraphs she says...ah where to begin? :)

That and her belief that Carlos and Smith caused the civil rights riots.

Oh and is Michelle Obama a Black Panther or a Nazi?

godzilla104 said...

Amazing. She's so fearful she puts mulitple conflicting labels on the people and things she's afraid of. She probably can't leave her own home without having a crap attack and has to retreat back home to her white supremacist compound to just change her underwear.

What a thoroughly pathetic woman.

et said...

I really feel sorry for this woman's kids, if her idea of teaching them safety is through fear, fear, fear.

Sergei Andropov said...

"She welcomes your comments"

No she doesn't. Hers is one of only two blogs I have ever seen, ever, that did not allow comments.

Zbigniew Mazurak said...

To the author and the commenters:

Besides the question of why did her husband pick her as his wife (which can really be answered only by her husband himself), you guys have offered nothing but insults. None of these statements have advanced your argument, they've only lowered your reputations and have presented you as arrogant, childish, impolite anti-Lancelots who treat women rudely. You may disagree with Kyle-Anne, but you may not insult her.

And again, as for the question of why did her husband choose her, we can only speculate but I can assure you that he wasn't desperate. In one of her articles, Kyle-Anne wrote that he was a football star educated at Georgia Tech who was assured of a cushy job. Therefore, there were certainly _many_ women trying to court him and to convince him to marry them. E pluribus unum. Out of many, Kyle-Anne was chosen. Why? Maybe because she's honest, maybe because she's witty, maybe because he likes her face, or maybe for all of these reasons. In any event, she was chosen by Mr Shiver to be his wife forever. Certainly he had (a) good reason(s) to choose her.

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