For The Second Time Ever I Am Going To A Midnight Premiere Of A Movie. The Only other one? Phantom Menace. (Yes I have never gone to a premiere of a James Bond film in Omaha. Not sure there has even been one.) I swore I'd never go to another one again. Not because I disliked PM. I actually like the movie but sorry Jonathan... but because of the damn fanboys. And you just know there will be 40 year olds dressed as Batman and Joker attending this thing. So why am I going then? because The Contessa hates these movies I think she thinks they are all like the 1966 Batman movie. ( Any why would that be so bad? That Movie contained the greatest scene ever...)
I want to see it and somebody asked me if I wanted to go to the midnight showing and they would pay for the ticket. shit that's $9 that stays in my pocket.
Here is 4 things I feel safe in saying.
1. The Movie Will Kick major ass.
2. The Movie Will Not change my life past present or future.
3. Somebody will be at the theater who will give me at least three hours of joke material.
4. I will go see it again in a few months in a half empty theater so I can actually enjoy the movie.