Friday, February 19, 2010

Uber Billy John On Tiger Woods

I really want to leave the Tiger Woods thing alone because honestly nobody could give a shit less than me but this is weird even by Uber Billyjohn's standards...


LEAVE TIGER ALONE!!!!!
LEAVE HIM ALONE! You are lucky he even performed for you BASTARDS!
LEAVE TIGER ALONE!…..Please.


I don't understand why Elin is getting a pass by the press.
As a loyal Dr. Laura listener, I realise that Tiger strayed because Elin wasn't her "husband's girlfriend". Obviously she wasn't giving him what he required.
Yes, Tiger is a God on the links but he is only human at home. (and in bars, nightclubs, diners and
hotels, etc.) Elin destroyed the great game of golf. Yet it is Tiger who is persecuted.

(I type this with the fear of shorting out my keyboard with the steady stream of tears pouring from my eyes.)

Hell Uber if the tears you cried when your BF lost the NFC championship didn't short your computer I am pretty sure this won't.

1 comment:

Count Istvan said...

I see Uber is defending the Teabaggers now. Oh well Maybe the puke will go back into hiding after tonight.

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