Thursday, February 18, 2010
The Tiger Is Ready to Speak...He Just Doesn't Want to Answer Questions
Ok...short of the PGA's prodigal son and man-whore extraordinaire either telling the world that they won't have Tiger Woods to kick around anymore and hide-away in the Tibetan mountains with Buddhist monks or release a laundry list of every woman he's fucked behind Elena's back, do we really give a rat's ass what Tiger Woods has to say tomorrow in his press conference? The man is stained for life because he couldn't keep his dick inside his pants for five minutes, what could he possibly say that will make his situation better? Woods may be the greatest golfer in a generation, but even his legendary skills aren't going to completely erase the fact that he's a bigger cheating scumbag than John Edwards.