I tell you it's a good thing I am a good sized (I.E. Overweight) man because I lost a pretty good sized chunk of my back side at the Casino the last 2 days. You don't need to be a Math major to know that the casino won the personal battle between me and it.
I wasn't a total loser at the Casino I did win 2 new pillows, 2 ashtrays, every bar of soap and bottle of shampoo in the room, some coffee, a note pad and 1 dollar on a scratch off ticket. The Contessa gave me the stealing speech and I said stealing hell I paid for this and helluva a lot more. I'd a taken a lamp if I could fit it in.
Since you can't black out Fox on the Casino hotel's TV (at least I couldn't figure out how) I watched Glenn Beck's show for the first time. You know what? That shit is damned entertaining! Don't believe me? Next time he is on turn him on the tv. Turn the sound down all the way on your set, play your IPOD and just watch him. I tell you he's great. He was wearing a black sport's jacket, a red tie and Blue Jeans and it all was about 6 sizes too large. I think he stole his clothes from Perry mason.
Sarah Palin's speech on the evils of spending ranks somewhere between OJ Simpson's speech against Domestic Violence and Bill O'Reilly's speech on sanity.
LATE EDIT: Troll Quote from Gregg on Newshounds
Hey liberal idiots! ACORN IS suing her.None of those scum will go to jail - they'll be "fired" and they'll pop up at another ACORN affilliate.You morons whine about FOX but your mainstream media and Congress had to be smacked in the head to even acknowledge what a bottom-feeding criminal organization ACORN is and that your racist,socialist Messiah is their biggest booster. Also Priscilla - where's your photo or are you a hideous, ugly skank who is just jealous of a hot young girl who happens to be conservative. Liberals are mentally deranged - you just don'd get it even when it's right in your face!
Yeah you're right Gregg We don'd get it. You type this illiterate crap and call us idiots.