Another Praise A Thon Has Come And Gone

Did you sew your $1000 dollar vow of faith?

Here's what I learned from this past weeks praise-a-thon.

Some preacher just before asking for a thousand dollars claimed he was not one of those "Money hungry" preachers.

One preacher saw on Fox News (natch) before he came on that North Korea was about to launch A rocket so we should give a thousand dollars.

The same said preacher claimed that another job would not help my financial situation but giving to a thousand dollars to him would.
The Lord has only talked to Paul Crouch 5 or 6 times in his life but one of those times the Lord clearly said satellites.

On Thursday Paul figured he needed about a million dollars in pledges.

Every month TBN has a 3 million dollar debt every month and has never been late.

Some preacher claimed his back ground was that of a Muslim and his great great great grand father was Muhammad's best friend. I guess we were suppose to let the fact that this is of course impossible just past right by us.

Grandmas shouldn't put money in the bank they should give to TBN.

The End times are coming soon. So give now. ( I still haven't figured this one out.)

The Devil hates wealth and power in the hands of the Godly. I learned this cause the guy repeated it 50 times.

The Numbers preacher Steve somebody or other says God told him the story of the 2 fishes and 5 loaves and it clearly meant that 250 people should give 25 dollars a month for 10 months.

I am sure there is a lot more I am forgetting now.