Presenting the Reverend Jeremiah & His Batshit Sermons

I though this would be fun (or at least funny). For all those religious bloggers out there, I bring to you, the Reverend Jeremiah and his batshit sermons. Enjoy.

While Mr. Obama is willing to acknowledge that there is division in America, he doesn't, however, acknowledge that his policies which are supportive of the Liberal ideology in which the division is a direct result of. Moreover, the "Seperation of Church and State" lie is the key reason that Family Values cannot be implemented, because they are hindered from being an influence in America by the Secular Left, for example, "Seperation of Church and State" blocks or hinders legislation that would benefit schools, through Bible programs, through displays of the Ten Commandments in our schools, legislation that would allow prayer in school such as the case in Missouri just recently, they passed a public prayer amendment 132-11 in the House chamber. Other things that it would block is Bible-based abstinence programs for teenagers, and about marriage. The problem being, is that "Seperation of Church of State" has been hijacked by the far Left to mean something that it doesn't, the fallacy that "Christians should be banned from government" was not the intentions behind the "Seperation of Church and State." The truth behind the first amendment is just exactly what it means - Bill of Rights - 1st amendment 'government shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof, or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people to peaceably assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.' Now, if you look at it in the context for what it is written, you can clearly see through that one line, or prohibit the free exercise thereof, that it is prohibiting the State from interfering with the Church, it says NO WHERE that the Church cannot be an influence to, or remain separate from the State. As a matter of fact, Thomas Jefferson said this about Christian influence on the government, 'The reason that Christianity is the best friend of government, is because it changes the heart.' So, if Christianity is the 'best friend' of government...Then why does the left want to try re-write this historic document to mean otherwise? I've given the issue considerable thought, and so far, what I've been able to gather, is that the Left has used the Big Lie "Seperation of Church and State" in conjunction with two other very destructive terms affecting society - Diversity and Secularism. Concerning [diversity] Liberals support differing cultures, which comes by way of immigrants to the states, however, the problem in this, is that, with differing backgrounds, you have no assimilation, thus, fracturing the rule of law: If you can't understand each other, and they don't understand the rules, then you run into problems with violaters of the law. In addition to this, the Democrats use them to buy votes, and as long as the immigrants continue to vote for them, the Democrats ensure that they can remain diverse, thus, continuing to fracture the assimilation process, fracturing America.
As for Secularism, they have used the Big Lie, "Seperation of Church and State" again, to give further their Secular belief systems, as a means to give greater control to the State. In a Secularist society, there's more emphasis added to worldly, temporal things, giving sway to a greater degree of immorality, as such, our schools have become places of brainwashing for the Liberal agenda, and as some take issue with the way I use the word Liberal so "broadly"? Well, the reason being, is because the destructive forces of Liberalism are wreaking havoc on our schools and universities. How? You may ask...First, the Liberal agenda seeks to remove God from every facet of the school curriculum...1. Through the Science, they have taken God and Creation out, and replaced Him with Satan's lie of evolution. Some may say, "Maybe not everyone believes the way you do." Yes, I realize that, but that's not the problem, friends, the problem is that not everyone is right, there's only One source by which we know we can get it right the FIRST time, by not having to second guess and endangering the Life within us, and the Life in the lives of others. What is True Life? Jesus Christ, as He breathes into us our Eternal Souls.

2. The Liberal agenda seeks to demoralize the family unit, by using schools to place a greater influence on adolescent change, as a means to place more emphasis on sex, and less about human life. The two most widely taught examples for "contraceptive" to school children are anal sex, oral sex, and homosexuality. Homosexuality being taught as young as kindergarten, I might add. There's something wrong with society when it becomes accepting of such deviant behavior...but, you know, it's really not complicated at all, if you're a Christian, you know where such sick and twisted beliefs and lifestyles come from, none other than Satan himself.

3. And last but not least ... Life. Liberals have used the word "choice," as a deadly weapon....50,000,000 unborn children never too their first breath, their little bodies screaming in agony as their little heads are punctured with a needle and then their brains sunctioned out with a machine suction device.

What should choice mean? When God gave man a choice in the very beginning, Adam and Eve had the most perfect freedom that they could have ever wanted, ever dreamed for, they had no pain, there was nothing to cause them fear, they had all they wanted to eat, and it didn't have to be cooked, because everything was perfect, the water was clean and free of impurities, and God's only request was that they not eat of the Tree of Knowldge of Good and Evil, His only request. So, then one day, Satan, coming in the form of a serpent, the most cunning of any creature that God had made, came to Eve and said, "Has God indeed said, 'You shall not eat of every tree of the garden'?" Then the woman said to the serpent, "We may eat the fruit of the trees of the garden; "but of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God has said, 'You shall not eat of it, nor shall you touch it, lest you di.'" And the serpent said to the woman, "You will not surely die. "For God knows that in the day you eat of it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil." And so, Eve gives into Satan's temptation, deceiving Adam also, and for that, the ground was cursed, and all living things were affected. In the same way, Satan is working in our schools across America, teaching them a lie that will very likely cost them their physical bodies, and most unfortunately, cost their dearest price yet, their Eternal Soul, their Life in Hell.

God still gives us that same choice today, and He proved to us the choice that He want us to make, through His Love, by sending His Only Son Jesus, to die on the Cross for all of our sins, that we might repent and make the greatest decision that we could ever make, by accepting Him as Lord and Savior!

Christ died that we might choose life, and have it more abundantly. This is REAL Hope!

Don't listen to the Secular Atheists, Humanists, and Liberals!

Choose life, and God will bless you!

God bless!

--Jeremiah--