Saturday, May 2, 2009

The Virgin Mary Has Been Spotted...Again

CALEXICO, Calif. - The hottest thing on the griddle at the Las Palmas restaurant these days isn't the food — it's the image of Our Lady of Guadalupe that a cook says she saw on the griddle.

Restaurant manager Brenda Martinez says more than 100 people have flocked to the small town of Calexico on the California-Mexico border to gaze at the likeness of the Virgin Mary since it was discovered as the griddle was being cleaned.

Among the awe-struck was a group of masked Mexican wrestlers who arrived Thursday for an exhibition at a nearby swap meet.

One, known as Mr. Tempest, says: "This is amazing. It's a true miracle."

Since the discovery, the griddle has been taken out of service and placed in a shrine in a storage room.

6 comments:

et said...

Ha! I sent this to our old friend BIORs on Facebook. Coz you know he's all about the Mexican wrestlers!

Ralph said...

THE ROMAN POPE HAS BEEN EXPOSED AS AN AGENT OF PIAPS!!!!

AMERICA REJECTS FENIANISM, DESPOTISM, FIANNA FAIL, ALCOHOLISM, SUPERSTITION, THE AOH, BIGOTRY, IDOLATRY, THE WOLFE TONES, IGNORANCE, PATTERNS, GLUE-
SNIFFING, ENYA (NEW AGE), INCEST, THE INQUISTION, BUCKFAST, JESUITS, DOMESTIC ABUSE, TERRORISM AND THE MASS!!!!!

Count Istvan said...

That's great Ralph.

et said...

THE LAS PALMAS RESTAURANT HAS BEEN EXPOSED AS AN AGENT OF SYSCO!!!!

AMERICA REJECTS PRE-BREADED-CHICKEN, SALSA FROM IRELAND, FROZEN HAMBURGER, BROWN-N-SERVE SAUSAGES, INDIGESTION, IMITATION MAPLE SYRUP, MARGARINE, FAKE MARGARINE, GENERIC SODA FOUNTAIN SYRUP, BULK PAPER TOWELS (KIMBERLY-CLARK), CANNED PEAS, INDIVIDUALLY-WRAPPED DRINKING STRAWS, AND AEROSOL CHEESE!!!!! OH, YEAH: ALSO THE VIRGIN OF GUADALUPE ON A GRIDDLE.

(Wow, the template works with just about any topic. Easier than I thought!) (P.S. - Ralph, you're a scream.)

Count Istvan said...

I like your version better ET.

et said...

like your version betterThank heavens for that, Count - any other outcome would make me worry! ;-)

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