Thursday, December 17, 2009

Life Lessons





Back maybe a year or two ago...or possibly three or more at this point I was having an argument with the wife when I yelled let me out of the God damn car now.

Now seeing as how we were in an area of town that I was not familiar with at all and it was too far to walk back home I figured I would get out she would tell me to get back in the car and all would be good. I got out of the car and she called my bluff and drove off. Lesson don't argue with a pissed off woman in a vehicle.

Tiger Woods has learned this lesson and look where it got him. Last night Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chris Henery apparently jumped into the bed of his fiance's truck as she was driving off during a domestic dispute. The first caller to the police said there was a man beating on the back of the window of the truck a woman was driving the second caller said he was lying unconscious in the street. Sadly he died today from his injuries. Now Henery has had issues other than the one which brought about his untimely and unfortunate death. But there is a lesson to be learned from the man. If the wife, Girlfriend, Fiance etc is pissed off don't jump in her truck bed or any other bed she might own for that matter. Let her go away and cool off.

If she's driving your truck report her ass to the police. Or if your making Chris Henery money, assuming it's not all gone the way of drugs and booze just buy another damn truck.

I learned my lesson that night in Papillion wondering around until the wife came back and we went out to eat and dropped the argument Chris Henery won't get a chance to be smarter next time.

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Ralph said...

I was having an argument with the wife when I yelled let me out of the God damn car now.


HOW PUERILE!!!

DEMLIBS ARE EMOTIONALLY UNDERDEVELOPED AND CAN NEITHER FORM MATURE RELATIONSHIPS NOR ENJOY LIVES WITH MEANING!!!!!

Mark Sanford said...

I could not agree more Ralph

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