Friday, August 7, 2009

I Bet It Was Blackflons Cat Watching 13 Year Olds In Jr. High.


MARTIN COUNTY, Texas
-- An interesting alibi isn't helping a Florida man avoid child pornography charges.

The man, 48-year-old Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach, told Martin County Sheriff's detectives that his cat was responsible for the hundreds of pornographic images of children found on his computer.

Griffin claims the cat would jump on the keyboard when the computer was left on, resulting in the strange downloads.

Griffin remains in the Martin County Jail in lieu of $250,000 bail.

4 comments:

et said...

That has to be the lamest dog-ate-my-homework style excuse I have ever heard.

Count Istvan said...

I am always amazed when somebody gets busted for this or other like crimes how they always look like they are kind of people doing this shit.

et said...

You can hear it now, can't you? "Your Honor, respectfully, it was my cat downloading the porn..."

Quoting RALPH, but...BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Anonymous said...

Man I can't tell you how many times My cat has down loaded Kiddie porn on my computer.

The Ranger

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