....in all the times I’ve heard us being told to save the planet, I’ve never really heard a good explanation of what we’re saving it for…given that the inevitible end of the earth is, well, the end of the earth and that pile of recycled soda cans won’t be doing anyone a bit of good when that happens.
Translation: Why should I care? Earth's gonna croak anyway, plus Jesus will be comin' back any day now and take his loyal followers home!
Hey asshole, there will be a new generation of people inhabiting and living on Earth, long after we're dead and gone; it wouldn't be fair to leave the planet as some unlivable pigsty becasue people like you turned a blind eye and a deaf ear to the damage. This is the only place we call home, we have an obligation to leave it as clean as possible so that the next generation won't have to read in the history books how we fucked it up at their expense.