Wednesday, May 14, 2008

New Ralph

Nutso

Well there is some fresh new Ralphiness.

Here are the lowlights...




"SENATOR MCCAIN AND REV. HAGEE, DON’T WAFFLE ON PIAPS’ AGENT IN ROME AND HIS FENIAN GURU MAGGOT SPOKESMAN IN PIAPS’ NEW YORK!!!!!!!


THANK YOU, SENATOR OBAMA FOR READING THE MORNING AFTER!!!!"

"YES!!!!!….YES!!!!!!….YES!!!!!!……….

THIS BEAUTIFUL FACT-BASED NOVEL IS CHANGING LIVES!!!!!!!!

CHANGING LIVES!!!!!!!!

CHANGING LIVES!!!!!!!!

CHANGING LIVES!!!!!!!!"

SUBSTANTIATIVE MATERIAL ON THE BEAUTIFUL COULTER PLAN FOR MIDDLE EAST STABILITY WILL ARRIVE AT YOUR HEADQUARTERS VERY SOON IN A LARGE ENVELOPE MARKED “URGENT: PRIVATE & CONFIDENTIAL: FOREIGN POLICY MATERIAL!!!!!!!”

PLEASE READ AND STUDY IT…..JUST AS YOUR ARE NOW STUDYING THE MORNING AFTER AT PRESENT!!!!!

IT WILL BETTER INFORM YOUR POLITICS!!!!!


PLEASE CHANGE YOUR PARTY ENROLLMENT NOW AND CALL OPRAH TO MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT ON HER SHOW!!!!!

PLEASE CALL THE AMERICAPHILE COUNSELING-FOR-AMERICA LINE 24/7!!!!!

THIS ON-LINE AND IN-WINDSHIELD MINISTRY IN ON THE MARCH!!!!!!

ON THE MARCH!!!!!! ON THE MARCH!!!!!! ON THE MARCH!!!!!!








1 comment:

et said...

Because, you know, we have ALL seen incontrovertible evidence in Obama's stump speeches and interviews of RALPH's exceptional influence on his psyche and his campaign alike...

Someone give that poor man a doughnut! He's suffering from low blood sugar at the very least.

Total Pageviews