I Will Post This Here As Well.

I wrote this for at SOLN and since it fits into this blog I will post it here as well.

I refuse to make a 14 year old a full fledged member of this gang because who knows once he gets done suckling on his Mommies titties he might amount to something other than Sean Hannity's pool boy. But lil 14 year Jonathan Krohn is one to keep an eye on for the future. Who knows in 4 years If this place is still here lil Johnny may be our #1 poster child. 18 Year olds is eligible. (The grammar error is intentional.) Though somehow I think by then his ship will have crashed and he will be just another deep neo-con thinker whose bright promise flamed out much too soon from Michelob, ass kickings and...you know real life.

For Now he's being home schooled...of course. What better way is there than homeschooling to brain wash a child? This way he gets kept away from pesky things like facts while his texts books are written by Coulter, O'Reilly, Limbaugh, Hannity, Savage, Beck, Horrowitz and Goldberg Both Bernard and Bill. Not to mention the real deep text books written by true thinkers like Rand, Gingrich, Chuck Norris and the Ultimate Warrior. Of course when he get's to Harvard and learns there are thousands of other kids who are 100 times smarter than he is and his professors tell him that Reagan didn't create the world, invent the wheel and take down Communism all by himself at the same time he will undoubtedly run to Fox News and scream "liberal bias" to O'Reilly and Hannity at the top of his lungs.

But give credit where credit is due. Little Johnny may not have any social skills since he's never been around other kids his own age or had a friend in his life but he's clearly discovered Mary Jane. Look at those eyes.



That little fucker is high as a kite. But then in his defense 14 is the age when certain parts of our bodies start to act in mysterious ways at 4 in the morning. For most of us it's because of that girl in English who sits in front of us and wears those short skirts. For Jonathan Krohn it's because Michelle Maglalang took him to Quisnos and Savage autographed his copy of Savage Nation. If we were this this little turd we would spend our lives getting high as well.

Partial credit for this goes to our good friend Zirgar for reminding me on his blog what this kids name was. I read about him in the NY. Times but wrote him off as a little 14 year old snot who parrots what his Mommy tells him and has never had a friend except his teddy bear which he named Rusty Beck Savage. Great irony poster by the way.

Guess Which One I Believe

2 quotes form people that I have had "issues" with...

For those of you who didn't watch the segment: Bill O'Reilly flatly stated he does NOT think Barack Obama is a star chamber guy.

And I don't care what Paul Craig Roberts thinks.
Damail | 04.05.09 - 2:16 am | #

You're wrong, Damail. According to the transcript, O'Reilly said that Obama as a star chamber guy is not loony any more and that he doesn't know where Obama stands.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/ 0,2...,512418,00.html
Ellen | Homepage | 04.05.09 - 2:39 am | #
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With out even looking at her link I can tell you which one here is telling the truth and it's not Damail.

Edit: Abby Chimes in...

Bill O'Reilly is a slimeball. He'll have a guest on and say something like, "I don't think Damail lives on his daughter's prostitution income. In fact, I don't even think Damail's daughter IS a prostitute. What say you?"

It is the guest who picks up the ball and runs with it.

Thus, if you're a moron, O'Reilly never claimed anything about Damail OR his daughter.

;>))
Abby | 04.05.09 - 2:36 am | #

I too don't believe that Damail live's on her daughter's prostitution income. I think Damail lives on Damail's prostitution income.

National Championship Set.

VS



On the topic. Michigan State beat UCONN (Connecticut) tonight. For those of you who do not know there are storm clouds on the horizon for Connecticut's basketball program. And what they did must be fairly serious because the NCAA doesn't make a habit of coming down on programs that make the NCAA money unless they have been really bad boys. ( Oklahoma football about every 10 years or so) UCONN Coach Jim Calhoun who is undoubtedly a very fine coach is apparently thinking of getting out and leaving UCONN holding the bag.

DETROIT -- Connecticut coach Jim Calhoun has always said he would not make any decisions about his future after a tough defeat.

But the disappointment of losing to the underdog Spartans, coupled with frustration over allegations that Calhoun's program violated NCAA recruiting rules, bubbled over after the Huskies' 82-73 loss to Michigan State in the national semifinals on Saturday night.

"Those kind of things, that's why Dean Smith told me at 67 he got out," Calhoun said, referring to North Carolina's retired Hall of Fame coach. "It wasn't basketball. It was the other things.

"I love the kids, love the game. I don't plan to go anyplace. But I'm going to give a lot of reflection, maybe more reflection than normal, because of that," the 66-year Hall of Famer said.

Yahoo! Sports recently reported former Connecticut recruit Nate Miles was given lodging, transportation, meals and representation by sports agent Josh Nochimson, and that a UConn assistant coach knew about the relationship between the player and the agent.

I hate it when coaches do this and are allowed to do it. They get the school in trouble then they turn around and haul ass with out facing the consequences. Meanwhile another coach will have to pay for the misdeeds of Calhoun if he should leave now. Calhoun himself will undoubtedly come back to coaching after two years of working for ESPN because he missed the game and he missed the kids only to leave once that school gets put on probation to the shock of the AD that hired him.

Is The Johnston Family Quaking In Their Boots...Or Laughing Their Asses Off?

More comedy from the Queen of values.

Levi Johnston is in big trouble at the Sarah Palin household.

After taking about sex on "The Tyra Banks Show," Johnston – the 18-year-old father of Bristol Palin's baby – was hit with a blistering response from Bristol's mother, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin.

"Bristol did not even know Levi was going on the show. We're disappointed that Levi and his family, in a quest for fame, attention, and fortune, are engaging in flat-out lies, gross exaggeration, and even distortion of their relationship," says the statement from the Palin family rep.

"Bristol's focus will remain on raising Tripp, completing her education, and advocating abstinence," the statement continues. "It is unfortunate that Levi finds it more appealing to exploit his previous relationship with Bristol than to contribute to the well being of the child."

The statement ends, saying, "Bristol realizes now that she made a mistake in her relationship and is the one taking responsibility for their actions."

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I love this...

in a quest for fame, attention, and fortune, are engaging in flat-out lies, gross exaggeration, and even distortion of their relationship," says the statement from the Palin family rep.

Oh The irony. This is of course an undoubtedly true statement. But since Levi's mother is neither Governor nor the vice presidential nominee of a major political party they are forced to go on Tyra to further their quest for fame, attention, and fortune, while engaging in flat-out lies and gross exaggeration. Bristol on the other hand only needs Mommy to blow a Sean Hannity a good one and she's got untold time in front of the camera.

Then there is of course this gem...

"Bristol's focus will remain on raising Tripp, completing her education, and advocating abstinence,"


Oh really?



Keep fighting the good fight on advocating abstinence there Bristol. As for Levi Johnston. He's White trash scum only interested in the fame but it was Sarah Palin, also White trash scum only interested in the fame, who made sure he would get his 15 minutes. It's Sarah Palin that keeps this story a live. If it weren't for you Sarah these two would be just two more teens who happened to make a dumbass mistake but instead in your quest for fame, attention, and fortune, with your engaging in flat-out lies, gross exaggeration, and even distortion of their relationship," You have made this a story that just won't go away as much as we want it to.

Glenn Beck Mocks The Handicapped.

I have to admit Ellen has been doing a helluva job lately especially with these Beck threads...

Glenn "I can't keep a dry eye because I love my country so much" Beck showed just what kind of a heart he has in this clip where he mocked President Barack Obama's aunt and, in particular, the fact that she has a limp. As Huffington Post noted, the president's aunt's immigration case could have served as a springboard for a substantive discussion on immigration policy. But for Beck, it was just another excuse to mug for the camera at someone else's expense. Huffington Post has the video.

I don't get this.

Per Wiki...

By his first marriage, Beck has two teenage daughters, Hannah and Mary, who has cerebral palsy.

So somebody who has a daughter with Cerebral Palsy mocks others who are handicapped?

Now you see why those of us with Cerebral Palsy mock Glenn Beck.

Oh Great Another Graduate From Ayn Rand University

ou guys have really been drinking the Kool-Aid!

For one thing, I am not a Neo-Con. I am not a Republican either although I tend to vote that way.
I consider myself a Libertarian with Conservative leanings.
I am for Freedom and Liberty for the individual above all. I am against Group think and collectivism and statism.
I believe in limited Government.
I believe in equal opportunity but am against forcing the equality of outcomes.
I also believe that Capitalism can go too far without regulation but regulation has to be limited and effective. (the problem with government regulation is the injection of politics. The motives of government regulation are not always pristine. there is always the question of why did they do it that way? Who benefits? Who loses?)
With all that said I watch Hannity some times and listen to him on the radio.
I watched the episode that is in the context of this posting.
It seems to me; the main contention was that Hannity was making the point that President Obama is a Socialist. All the evidence of his life experience and what he has done as President supports that belief. Whether you believe in Socialism or not, he is a Socialist.
Layla Kayleigh disagreed with his assessment although she gave no reason for her disagreement. She also said that we need to stop attacking Obama’s policies and come together as a people. Conservatives believe that his policies are antithetical to what this country was founded on and what has made us the beacon for freedom and prosperity in the world (which was another bone of contention that Layla Kayleigh didn’t seem to want to address after being asked several times.) and mainly that his policies could do irrevocable harm to the country. So there probably isn’t going to be a whole lot of support or coming together on these issues. On the issue whether Hannity called some people un-patriotic to me was irrelevant. So what if he did? Does that mean that none of the points he was raising were valid?
I’m invalidating you points because you called me a name!!
Bush was brutalized in the press. Some pretty mean spirited things were said about him. And, as for needing evidence that the enemy was more encouraged to fight because of the level of attacks against bush and his war policy? Come on! That really is a no brainer. All you have to do is put yourself in that situation. What would you do? Let me see, the public's resolve to win this war in my enemy's country is really low and they are giving their leader hell over this war so my guess is if we can just keep killing a shitload of his soldiers, they will eventually lose the will to fight and pull out. And that is probably what the thoughts of the folks protesting the war were. Not that more soldiers would be killed but that because of the level of opposition, the president would cut and run ending the war. We'll, there was no way we would have cut and run and left that country in KAOS. Even though Obama ran on doing just that, he isn’t pulling out either. So you have an energized enemy with us not leaving equals more dead soldiers. It may not be scientific but it is a pretty easy cause and effect to make.
Elliot | 04.03.09 - 4:46 pm | #

Elliot...paragraph's buddy.

John McCain Channels Inner Lou Dobbs

McCain is playing the blame game

On March 11, Sens. John McCain (R-AZ), John Thune (R-SD) and Mel Martinez (R-FL) met with a group of Hispanic business leaders in the Capitol’s Strom Thurmond Room as part of an effort to reach out to Hispanic voters. National Journal is reporting that several participants in the meeting said McCain got “angry” while talking about immigration. At one point, McCain reportedly began referring to Hispanics as “you people“:

“He was angry,” one source said. “He was over the top. In some cases, he rolled his eyes a lot. There were portions of the meeting where he was just staring at the ceiling, and he wasn’t even listening to us. We came out of the meeting really upset.”

McCain’s message was obvious, the source continued: After bucking his party on immigration, he had no sympathy for Hispanics who are dissatisfied with President Obama’s pace on the issue. “He threw out [the words] ‘You people — you people made your choice. You made your choice during the election,’ ” the source said. “It was almost as if [he was saying] ‘You’re cut off!’ We felt very uncomfortable when we walked away from the meeting because of that.”

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But one person’s straight talk is another person’s vitriol. “My hands were shaking,” one source said. “I was nervous as no-end.” The senator’s comments went on for several minutes at least. And by the end of the meeting, another participant, who had supported McCain in last year’s presidential election, was so shaken by the display of temper that he decided it is good that McCain isn’t in the White House.

Well...He Admit's He Admits He's A Neaderthal Uneducated Conservative.

Well, I didn't see any examples from Ellen where Hannity or anyone else said that Liberals were unpatriotic although, they clearly are misguided! I know the definition of "We support the troops, not the war" I get it! What Liberals refuse to understand is how attacking the President and the policy on the war gives aid and comfort to the enemy and rallies them to fight harder because they know they are winning politically back home. So, are you really supporting the troops by encouraging the enemy to keep fighting? Pretty simple analysis for a Neanderthal uneducated conservative yet, the Best and the Brightest just don’t seem to get it.

Attacking Obama's Socialist domestic agenda (He is a Radical Socialist. That’s not even arguable) has nothing to do with his war policy. As a matter of fact, I don't think there has been much or any criticism on his handling of the war so far. Not to mention, attacking his domestic policy isn’t going to get any of our brave sons and daughters killed overseas (which was the connection Ellen was trying to make with her preposterous analogy). His domestic policy will have disastrous consequences for all of us, not just the rich. Even you Liberals are going to end up wishing you never elected him. If you think $4.00 a gallon for gasoline was bad, that’s nothing compared to what’s going to happen when his “Cap and Trade” (Read “Energy Tax”) initiative becomes law.
Elliot | 04.03.09 - 12:11 pm | #

Jay Cutler Is A Bear

Jay Cutler.

The Bears give up Kyle Orton and 2 first round draft picks. That sounds too expensive to me. The Bears also get Denver's 5th round pick.

Open Thread.

Anything goes folks. The lesbian porn king has paid us a visit a few threads down. That's exciting...not. FWIW...Bobby Jendal is a complete douche. But you knew that already didn't you?

How pathetic...

Geez, guys. Talk about trying to make a mountain out of an ant hill.

I was wondering what kind of blunders would be committed by Team Obama overseas… well… apparently, they blundered the scheduling, and Obama thinks it is appropriate to give the Queen of England an iPod as a gift… when she already has one.

Embarrassing.

And here are some of the comments.

fmrmarine says:
April 1st, 2009 at 5:50 pm

bloch

Id have gone with a picture of a toothless smile by ole barney frank and his black gay lover that crashed our economy!

autographed of course and in a pink frame.

lucas says:
April 1st, 2009 at 6:24 pm

Again, Obama just nods his head, smiles, and sweats and sweats until the tele prompter is brought in to tell him what to do. He may learn something from this, ha ha.

This is embarrasing, but I hope it gives people an idea as to the stuff this guy is made of. The Queen of England is a lady of refined taste, and culture. Surely BHO could’ve thought of something better to give. :(

Bloch … If the same gifts were given by President Bush, you wouldn’t think they were excellent choices. You would say he’s shallow, and uncouthe. And in reality, anyone that gives an I-Pod to a Queen … it does seem shallow and uncouthe. She is a Queen, she is a symbol of rule and an age old Dynasty of Ritual that has been intact for Thousands of years. She represents what the Middle and Dark Ages were made of. Take a look back at early history, and if you’re into it, look at the Wars of the Roses. There is much to be learned as to the history of Kings and Queens there. I do believe something a bit more suitable would’ve been in order for this Lady of most high position. A rare painting, or a painting crafted especially for her by a Master Artist, or a Model Medieval Warship to be hung in the Queens Courts … I don’t know, those are just suggestions.

But seriously, Obama is just a man, try to take a subjective look at him once in a while, Bloch. He isn’t a god, no matter how much you think he is. He has the potential to do things right, he just doesn’t know how. But he could, if he’d pay attention, and get away from those tele-prompters.

People said Sarah Palin wasn’t cut for the job … my goodness, BHO is a suitable alternative? We need help.

fmrmarine says:
April 1st, 2009 at 6:50 pm

lucas

this guy was a never employed A.A. everything.
He is a classless innercity community organizer (ghetto). He has never had employees, managed or run anything, never owned even a tomato stand.
The people he worked day to day with were poor innercity blacks, and he hung with those who did dope, with gangsters, race pimps, criminals.
He didnt even have the class to know he belonged to a racist cult for 20 years.

Im surprised he didnt give the queen a basketball hoop.

WHAT a STUPID F**KING MORON.

fmrmarine says:
April 1st, 2009 at 7:27 pm

cluster

GHETTO is as GHETTO does………….. priceless CLASSLESS!!!!!!

And you guys still wonder why the GOP was bounced out of power.