Monday, March 10, 2008

Fast Eddie Just Doesn't Get It

Yakki,

Just tell us what the rules are. Does every candidate for the highest office in the land have to or not have to explain all of their friends and acquaintences that they have ever had?


What if they are married to a drug addict and a thief?
Yakki,

All I have to do is ask a question and it sends the unhinged into a stream of consciousness rant. It happens every time.

I am still waiting for you to tell me what the rules are in this area. No, I'm not holding my breath while I wait.

Regarding this William Ayers character: is he welcome in your home?
Yakki,

If he were helping terrorists kill Iraqi citizens what would you want done about him then?
BP,

Don't be such a fucking nitwit. Yakki brought up the "...helping terrorists kill Iraqi citizens..." so I took it to the next logical step.
Yakki,

Don't you be such a fucking nitwit. What have I made up?

Yakki,

You are obviously easily confused and distracted. Let's start over again.

Yakki,

Just tell us what the rules are. Does every candidate for the highest office in the land have to or not have to explain all of their friends and acquaintences that they have ever had?
Fast Eddie | 03.10.08 - 1:20 am | #

Cunt Istvan,

I asked first. I need one dingbat to answer first. Then you can ask me something. But we don't have all night. I have to be at work in the morning.


Oops! Typo!

Should the Count have a victory cigar?

Yakki,

You keep bringing up Obama. Why? I have not mentioned him this evening.

Yakki,

Can't you read? My question still is unanswered. I'm sorry if it interferes with your rants.

akki,

From the Wikipedia entry on William Ayers:

"I don't regret setting bombs; I feel we didn't do enough."

Yakki,

What do you think bombs do?
Yakki,

Well, I have learned something from you and your progressive friends this evening. You have taught me that blowing up a few things right her in the good ole USA isn't such a big deal after all. Isn't that special?

Dingbat leftists,

Sweet dreams.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love it.

He's such a poor loser. Can't stand that ass getting spanked!

I love that they have NO sense of humor,and can't figure out I'm laughing my ass off at 'em.

Anonymous said...

He's a slow one.

Anonymous said...

Thick as a fucking brick my man.

I'll light a cigar myself.

Anonymous said...

Well No Cigar. But I am having another DR. Pepper which will do more damage than the cigar :)

Anonymous said...

Heh.

I'm gonna burn a cigarrette then hit the hay.

Looks like Eddie Gump has decided to retire.

What a fucking boob.

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