The View From My Ass

Sorry Kinda

I had intended to do a real time thoughts tonight on the San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl (Yes that's it's name) between TCU and Boise State which figured to be one of the best bowl games of the year but Nebraska played basketball at the same time as the football game and Nebraska takes top priority. Nebraska lost to Maryland-Baltimore County (Who?) 66-64 and the Bowl game lived up to the hypeTCU beat Boise State 17-16 .

Smooth Move ESPN

Despite the bowl games hideous name most everyone expected the matchup between 11th ranked TCU and 9th ranked Boise State to be one of the best bowl match ups of the year. Everyone that is except ESPN who seemed to think that instead of a bowl match-up between top 10 teams it was your average game between Bowling Green And Miami of Ohio. They sent the crew of Reece Davis, Mark May and Lou Holtz to call the game. On top of sending those three morons to work a game that figured to be fantastic and lived up to the hype they ran comments from morons who were sitting at home on their computers on top of the screen. Seriously why not send these idiots to Hawaii to work the game tomorrow? Better yet send them to the game on the 26th between Florida Atlantic and Central Michigan. If that isn't a game for this crew and the stupid online participation I don't know what is. This wasn't the game for it. This game deserved better. It deserved to be in a better bowl, it deserved a much better crew, and it damn sure deserved a much better name than the San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl. I am telling you we are just this close to the Massingale Douche Bowl. Now that would be the game for Davis, May and
Holtz to call.

The Poll Question.

I asked those of you pet lovers if you buy your pets Christmas presents. We do. And they know it. They get excited about it as well. They stay by the tree just waiting to get their gifts. I swear they are half human. They are like little 5 year old kids this time of year. I don't know if DJ our latest member of the family is used to it yet but he's learning. It's my experience that most pet owners do buy their pets gifts.

Merry Holidays And Happy Christmas

And finally I want to wish everybody happy holidays or Merry Christmas or whatever phrase they prefer. I hope everybody has a safe, happy and fun holiday season.


Stay Safe Everybody!

KTF

Count Istvan


Stephen.

Now That's Funny

With Failures Like That

Quantum Of Solace has just about had it's run in most of the world and to date the Movie has made 534 Million dollars world wide. The film still has yet to open in Japan and some South American countries. it appears as if the film is on pace to about be about equal with Casino Royale which made 594 million. It's possible the movie won't quite make as much and it's possible it makes a little bit more so some of the fan boys at commanderbond have decided it's a financial failure. Don't even try to follow the logic. The fact that the that QOS has done as well world wide as CR despite the current climate has to be seen as a success anyway you slice it. Some of the pie in the sky dreams of $700 million were ridiculous to begin with $650 million was even more a pipe dream than reality. I am sure that there were some serious hopes for the film grossing over $600 million and it still very well might but I would say equaling Casino Royale's gross should be seen as roaring success.

By the way. I have a good laugh at some people over there who say things like I have seen the movie 5 times and I still hate it. Damn I've seen it once and I loved it. Won't see it again until March when it comes to DVD. Maybe I am too blame for the fact that the movie isn;t grossing what some hoped it would huh?

Editorial From The Count

Fuck The Green Bay Packers!

Uber Troll Is Offended That I Like Michelle Obama's Ass

Wait maybe I should use my Sir Mix-A-Lot Icon for this...

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I be gettin' tired of Michelle's big black ass...
Tyrone Washington | Homepage | 12.22.08 - 9:24 pm | #

To each his own. I rather like Michelle Obama's big black ass myself.
Count Istvan | Homepage | 12.22.08 - 9:28 pm | #

Are you one of those sickos that believe it would be a wonderful world if white women had the black woman's ass?
Über Troll | 12.22.08 - 9:35 pm | #

So If I say like Barack's ass I am a sicko cause the Bible says so. If I like Michelle Obama's ass I am a sicko as well.

So since I can't win either way...I am just gonna go ahead and say...Michelle you have a fine ass. :)
Count Istvan | Homepage | 12.22.08 - 9:39 pm | #

'Tis better to remain silent and have everyone think you are a fool than to open your mouth and confirm it...
Über Troll | 12.22.08 - 9:56 pm |

I like women. So to Uber troll I am a fool.
Count Istvan | Homepage | 12.22.08 - 10:00 pm |

Sorry - I thought you said you liked big black asses...
Über Troll | 12.22.08 - 10:01 pm | #

Michelle you're looking good tonight girl.

You forget - Bush saved this country by keeping those bozos Gore and Kerry out of office.

I shudder to think of what damage they would have done.
Über Troll | 12.22.08 - 10:22 pm |

Gosh! Busted again by the brilliance of union hack and demonstrated village idiot "john t"!

I am so humiliated I will have go out and suck a few dicks to get my dignity back!
Über Troll | 12.22.08 - 10:32 pm | #

No, that puts me in my 60's - but my girlfriend is 26.

Viva Viagra!
Über Troll | 12.23.08 - 12:03 am | #

Jews Don't Celebrate Hanukah Either. Chanukah On The Other Hand...

Referring to the Christmas season as the "holiday" season is an insult to both Christians and Jews. Christians have Christmas. We have Hanukkah. They are totally unrelated holidays that happen to fall during the same time of the year. I wish the SP's would just shut the hell up and stop trying to tie these two holidays together with their "holiday" lights and their "Happy Holiday" salutations. They are both religious holidays that have different significances depending on what religion you are. Real Jews don't celebrate Christmas and we don't expect the Christians to celebrate Hanukah.
Chinaskee | 12.22.08 - 1:44 pm | #

Should we tell this stupid son of a bitch that most people ( I know I do) say Happy Holidays because there are 2 Holidays in one week?

TO MY LIBERAL FRIENDS: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.


TO MY CONSERVATIVE FRIENDS: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Christmas is Fun | 12.22.08 - 4:05 pm | #


You liberals stick you head in the sand or up your great sphincter and then, YAK, YAK, YAK, YAK, YAKITY SUCK. Yes, the atheist secular progressives want to destroy anything that is Christian. See, how the NH bitches are staying away from the flare up over Rick Warren. We know what you socialist pagans are going to try to do, but BHO may not play along with your evil lies and bully techniques. So, SHFU.
Hussein OBOB | 12.22.08 - 4:16 pm | #

Keep on dreaming Mster. You really do have you head up your great Sphincter, YASSAH, SHONUFFS NOW, jes axxe me.
Hussein OBOB | 12.22.08 - 4:18 pm | #

Andy, as Paige, PbD would bloviate, can you prove that assertion, or are you just doing more of the NH typical lying and lying.
Hussein OBOB | 12.22.08 - 4:20 pm | #

QUESTION: How do you libs like the fact that Obama has Rick Warren at his inaguration?

LMAO !!
LOL !!

You stupid liberals NEVER thought that would happen when you voted for him, did you?

LMAO !!
LOL !!

Obama is going to Govern from the center, now you libs can get all pissed off at Obama like you did Hillary.
Rick Warren rules ... | 12.22.08 - 4:21 pm | #

You libs should just embrace Rick Warren and get into the Saddleback Christmas Spirt.

Rick Warren rules ... | 12.22.08 - 4:24 pm | #

I do not care who cares and I am not upset, jes throwing your own fecal matter back at you. A lot majority of Americans are tired of your far left constant HATE AMERICA FIRST babble. Why do you folks get on here and blather about your hatred for Christians,Republicans, and folks who love their country. Whose mind are you changing? It is just one big happy circle jerk and semen sampling.
Hussein OBOB | 12.22.08 - 4:24 pm | #

Obama played you and all the far-left libs like a fiddle. He said whatever to get your vote, now he doesn't give a rats ass about your liberal ass. Obama is going to govern from the center.

LMAO !!
LOL !!
Rick Warren rules ... | 12.22.08 - 4:26 pm | #

info, is jes another left over commie and lies about as much as il128. It is going to be interesting if BHO does govern from the center. If he forces the UAW to take pay cuts then you socialist will go ape crapping; if he doesn't reinstitute the "fairness doctrine" nor pull all the troops out of Iraq/Afghanistan then you loones will be trying to storm the WH in a coup. What is critical is when the ragreads start the Bombay tactics against NFL, MLB games and killing thousands. Then you AMERICA HATERS will go bonkers.
Hussein OBOB | 12.22.08 - 4:31 pm | #

Obama reminds me of the guy in those old movies that sell 'snake oil' and you libs bought it by the gallons.

Obama played you libs like a fiddle.

LMAO !!
LOL !!
G Dawg | 12.22.08 - 4:34 pm | #

You know if Obama is having Rick Warren on his side, he isn't going to be on the gay right bandwagon.

So all of you faggots that jumped on Obama's wagaon, you just got fucked hard.

LMAO !!

And you got fucked by a black man.
G Dawg | 12.22.08 - 4:35 pm | #

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Hey, you NH groupies are the only ones who want a big, black boyfriend with big feet, huh? Shonuffs, Yassah, jes axxe me.
Hussein OBOB | 12.22.08 - 4:36 pm | #

Didn't you see BHO's long thick putter??????
Hussein OBOB | 12.22.08 - 4:40 pm |

A majority of those 62MM voted for him because he was black or they thought they would get a whole lot of government support for nothing. Too, there were a lot of gullible, ignorant who could not really make a reasoned decision.
Hussein OBOB | 12.22.08 - 4:44 pm |

No, I am not a closet homo, and that standard homo trick is getting a bit trite. You fellatio and sodom supporters need another more reasoned approach. Hey, I read "And the Band Played ON" Yassah, Shonuffs, jes axxe me.
Hussein OBOB | 12.22.08 - 4:48 pm | #

Bill O'Reilly makes a lot of money and he leads the cable ratings so you far left haters are going to have to work harder. You like HARD, I know!!!
Hussein OBOB | 12.22.08 - 4:49 pm | #

What " A Bold, Faced, Pile of Reindeer Droppings" this topic is...

Then there are articles like this:

These days, everything is political - even Christmas. On second thought: especially Chrismas. In recent years, conservatives have turned Christmas into a political controversy by complaining about stores where employees wished shoppers "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas." They didn't care that it's good business - not to mention good manners - to make customers of all faiths (or no faith) feel welcome. They saw only what they called the "War on Christmas."

This year, global warming has cast a pall over the great holiday tradition of Christmas lights. In November, the Union of Concerned Scientists announced that "this year's holiday lights could generate as much global warming pollution as about 250,000 cars." Environmentally minded politicians have begun to talk about turning off the lights to help save the planet.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/ar...3/ EDLMU1F4Q.DTL

No Mention Of Any Fox Employee.

Michael - when U cant debate, | 12.22.08 - 4:56 pm | #

But info probably likes the plunger shaft best if I had to guess. buts I donts has too guex and anymo, NASSAH, SHONUFFS, jes axxe me.
Hussein OBOB | 12.22.08 - 5:00 pm | #

Fox employee can eat whatever they choose since Fox employees have incredible ratings.

Other networks on the other hand can only afford shit.
Michael - when U cant debate, | 12.22.08 - 5:01 pm | #

Ahs had did dis hare afore, hit gets the far left intellectual all balled up inside, constipated you knows, YASSAH, SHONUFFS, jes axxe me.
Hussein OBOB | 12.22.08 - 5:03 pm |

Only those who don't make the money that FOX pulls in would take that view. So let's see, you take the Bullshit and i'll take the Money.

You're sitting there right now and you're saying to yourself, " How stupid of a statement is that which I ( info ) just typed for the world to see.
No difference between low rating vs. high rating. Now look in the mirror and admit that you ( info ) are a true MORON.
Michael - when U cant debate, | 12.22.08 - 5:08 pm | #

We Heard Him Exclaim As He Went Out Of Sight...

MERRY CHRISTMAS to you MORONS and to you MORONS Good Night."
Michael - when U cant debate, | 12.22.08 - 5:10 pm | #

DUH HUH, HUH, DATS SNONUFFS A HOOT, SHOUT NOW HAINT IT. YASSAH, jes axxe me.
Hussein OBOB | 12.22.08 - 5:10 pm | #

Blame the Unions!

This is sick....over at Jeremiah's nuthouse of a blog, one of his contributors blames the tragic Black Friday trampling incident on the Unions. No joke.

The obvious is clear: unions, thanks to their useless ideas of '40 hour work weeks', have brought this man to his backside, and then had him trampled by a stampede of good capitalists. Of course, we should not actually blame the shoppers: bargain days are an essential feature of capitalism, and the way these shoppers behaved is only natural. Instead, the unions are to blame, because their policies kept workers away from the store during a time the store needed them most. If WalMart could keep its stores open 24-7, then the stores will always be open, and there will be no resulting stampede of people into the store.

If you honestly care about the future of people like Mr. Damour, then you will take away the useless 'reforms' the worthless unions have implemented. In addition, we must also extend the Taft-Hartley Act to ban unions from protesting anywhere. If you aren't willing to work at least half the week, then you don't deserve any sympathy from hard-working Americans. Free speech, just like freedom, isn't free, and it's become clear that the unions haven't earned theirs the way the rest of us have.

Get Well Big Baby

Celtics back-up center Glen "Big Baby" Davis was in traffic accident on the way to the game tonight

BOSTON -- Glen "Big Baby" Davis was hospitalized Sunday with whiplash and a concussion after being involved in a traffic accident on his way to the Celtics-Knicks game.

Davis had been expected to remain hospitalized overnight, but the Celtics said after the game that Davis had been released. Team spokesman Jeff Twiss said he did not know how long Davis would be sidelined.

The accident on the Massachusetts Turnpike happened around 2:30 p.m. No further details of the accident were immediately available, although snow fell throughout the day Sunday, making for hazardous driving conditions.

Davis, in his second season out of LSU, was taken to Brigham & Women's Hospital in Boston. Celtic president of basketball operations Danny Ainge went to the hospital to be with Davis.

You're Wrong About That Marcus

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Once someone disagrees with you guys, they are idiots =_=
Marcus | 12.22.08 - 1:21 am |

You aren't an idiot... YOU'RE A PUSSY.

Thoughts about Week 16 - Part One

- 0-15. Jesus. Are the Lions even trying at this stage? Do they honestly want to go the entire season without winning a game; they're already getting the first-round draft pick at the end of the season. Turns out it's not just the football in Detroit that's lifeless and dying.

Two blocks south is the Greektown Casino, which filed for bankruptcy protection in May. A bankrupt casino? It’s a testament to the economic disaster in a state with unemployment nearing 10 percent. The casino’s November revenue was down 16.4 percent from the year before according to state filings.

Four blocks south of Greektown, looming over it all, is the world headquarters of General Motors. Chrysler and GM need a $13.4 billion emergency loan from the federal government to avoid its own Chapter 11 filing.

Even with the lifeline of money, no one here is optimistic. GM has 88 days and counting to restructure. Chrysler has already shuttered its plants for a month at least.

A failing industry. A bankrupt casino. A jailed mayor. A winless football team.

It’s winter in Detroit.

The bleak outlook in the city should be motivation enough for Detroit to win against Green Bay next week.

- Well done, San Diego! A most impressive thumping of the Bucs, 41-24 today. More importantly, Buffalo upset Denver 30-23, giving a once-improbable scenario to unfold on Sunday Night: the Chargers and Broncos fighting for the AFC West title and the final spot in the playoffs. A few observations of the game:

* How did Philip Rivers get looked over by Brett Favre and Jay Cutler for the Pro Bowl? Rivers has been putting up career numbers: 32 touchdowns, a QB rating of 104.0 and only 11 turnovers, the second-lowest in his career. His performance today - 21-31 with 4 TD's and 287 yards - only shows his how bady the fans and the coaches dropped the ball with their choices for QB.

* To my Chargers brethren who have been calling for LT's head (and you know who you are) for his lackluster season: regardless of this season, next year, you'll all be wondering why you even doubted him to begin with. Sure, 21 carries for 90 yards and no touchdowns is nothing to get excited about, but it looks like the old LT is slowly showing his presence.

* Is there a more underrated wide out than Vincent Jackson? His 7 carries for 111 yards puts him over the 1000 yard mark for the first time in his career. Look for Jackson to have a breakout season next year.

* It's official: A.J. should have fired Ted Cottrell earlier in the season. Under Ron Rivera, the D has slowly gotten better and their aggressiveness has showed up here and there. They've still have a ways to go, but its a start.

- This has been a wacky season: San Diego and Dallas - two teams predicted by many analysts as the Super Bowl favorites - chocking harder than adult film star Daisy Marie; New England loses Brady and still go 10-5 with a shot at the postseason; Miami (huh?) actually having a winning season; Detroit making NFL infamy as the team that went a whole seventeen weeks of the regular season without a win; and in the AFC East, the Patriots, Dolphins and Jets can go 11-5 and of those three teams, one will not make the postseason.

- Wade Phillips is in deep. The Cowboys are 9-6 after the loss to Baltimore, and their playoff hopes are no longer in their hands. Should Dallas lose next Sunday to Philadelphia or win and not make the playoffs....let's just say that I'd be surprised to see Wade still coaching in Dallas next year.

Part two tomorrow.

Slumdog Millionaire

Question: what do you call a film about a illiterate teen from Mumbai going on India's version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? and coming close to winning 20 million rupees and possibly his death? Answer: the best movie of 2008. Slumdog Millionaire is a blistering coming of age story about life in the slums of India where survival is the name of the game; a wrong path taken equals almost certain death or worse. Jamal (Dev Patel), his older brother Salim (Madhur Mittal), and their friend Latika (Freida Pinto) are fine with playing the odds: they've been doing it since childhood. All three lives take different turns: Jamal works from job to job while trying to find his brother and his lost love; Salim becomes a thief and a killer for a mob boss, and Latika's the mob bosses plaything. Sounds cliched and depressing? The end result is a movie busting with life and energy in the face of overwhelming destitution and despair. Director Danny Boyle (Transpotting, 28 Days Later, and Sunshine), cinematographer Anthony Dod, editor Chris Dickens, and screenwriter Simon Beaufoy never sugarcoat the third-world living conditions in Mumbai or the characters' moral dilemmas; they let redemption, love and faith be their guides out of hell-on-earth living. You want to see a movie where hope, love and brutality meet and cross paths ever so seamlessly? It's all right here in the wildly gorgeous and heartbreaking Slumdog Millionaire, a sure darkhorse contender come Oscar time.

**** stars out of ****