Saturday, May 2, 2009

The Virgin Mary Has Been Spotted...Again

CALEXICO, Calif. - The hottest thing on the griddle at the Las Palmas restaurant these days isn't the food — it's the image of Our Lady of Guadalupe that a cook says she saw on the griddle.

Restaurant manager Brenda Martinez says more than 100 people have flocked to the small town of Calexico on the California-Mexico border to gaze at the likeness of the Virgin Mary since it was discovered as the griddle was being cleaned.

Among the awe-struck was a group of masked Mexican wrestlers who arrived Thursday for an exhibition at a nearby swap meet.

One, known as Mr. Tempest, says: "This is amazing. It's a true miracle."

Since the discovery, the griddle has been taken out of service and placed in a shrine in a storage room.

Friday, May 1, 2009

More Neoparody From TP

neoparody Says:

medicare is break the bank expensive! i say turn that shit over to the dogs!

neoparody Says:


the rock is a republican just in case you didnt know!

neoparody Says:



one can be that stupid. thats why your posting here marie.

neoparody Says:

Eugene atrax robustus Debs - oh blah BLAH blah just shut the freak up for once you whiny bum.

neoparody Says:


liberals think they own intelligence yet they cant even manage our economy and national security. how two years has made a difference. they go around telling people they can or can't succeed. they're very cliquish and material people. obsessed with money.

neoparody Says:


government school test scores! what a measure of intelligence. when you liberals stop finding ways to pit one group against another, including legislating the cutting off of success to people you feel are below you, let me know.

neoparody Says:


just wait until the liberals advance science and technology - that means it'll be easier for a mother to find a fault with her baby and abort it!

neoparody Says:


nobody gives a shit about wasteland blue states by the way. people are flocking to the south just in case you didn't know.

neoparody Says:


i'm going to be here tomorrow and the day after and the day after because you know in your heart, with every fiber of your being, with every decibel of your laugh that you adore my presence. you cherish me. in fact, you would probably pay to hold me in your arms on a breezy night

neoparody Says:

the blue states are actually on track to lose reps in 2010.

neoparody Says:


barfly, you will be loved.

neoparody Says:


people really are flocking to the south for the lower taxes and sunnier whether. not to mention, to get away from clogging regulations that make it tough to do business.

neoparody Says:


you can knock on nascar and wwe all you want. the fact is that you dont run these companies nor do you prosper like they do. theyre above you.

neoparody Says:


eugene, you will always be a copy and paste brat.







Open Thread

I don't know what's going on with Twitter. half the time I see Jonathan's posts under "Count's Twitter and vice-verse.

And Dear God In Heaven NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

Anyway Open Thread

More Goodness From TP Trolls

neoparody Says:

just because you f-ucking liberals have stupid ideas all over doesnt mean the great GOP is the party of no. peons. we need checks and balances.


neoparody Says:


cut taxes. stop making only 50% of people pay federal income taxes. stop shaping your party in such way that only 18-24 year olds benefit.

neoparody Says:


because thats what your doing. you liberals are only encouraging growth in fields that benefit women. the highest male unemployment rate came out of this recession. accounting, education, nursing are fields encouraged by liberals to keep males out of the workforce. you guys actually like this recession because its reshaping the social landscape for you peons.

ConservativeForProgress Says:


The economy was going pretty well until the Dems took charge of the House in 2006. Are you better off now than you were three years ago?

Like Damail's Undying Consistant Love For O'Reilly

CNN kept running the bikini videos non-stop whenever they covered the story. I don't see you guys criticizing them. Go ahead. Do it. Be consistent for once in your lives.

It's becoming way too easy...

To point out the outright hypocrisy coming from the mouths of the editors at Blogs for Victory.

I am sorry, I don’t care how much you support any politician, blind acceptance of one person’s actions is dangerous.

You can figure out what i'm about to say next...

Somebody Gets It On Free Speech

Again From TP:

Eugene atrax robustus Debs Says:

Really? You need this explained to you REALLY? You are THAT stupid? Because you HAVE no free speech rights to either a job OR an audience. Call your boss a fat bozo then tell him he cant fire you because of your free speech rights? Say something to a customer that puts your company in a bad light then tell your boss he cant fire you because of your first amendment. He will laugh hysterically while security comes to escort you OUT and wonder how he ever hired someone so stupid.

Why is this concept so hard for conservatives?

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Sweet.

Warner Bros. has just released the teaser poster for the upcoming double feature Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.



Part One comes out November 2010, and Part Two comes out Summer 2011.

2009 Summer Movie Season Part One: The Must See

Tomorrow is May 1st.With the release of X-Men Origins: Wolverine we begin the best part of summer...The summer movie season.

Last year's summer class of 2008 gave us a new Marvel favorite superhero in Iron-Man (and the resurrection of Robert Downey Jr.'s career), it warmly welcomed back Indiana Jones, gave women a chance to catch up with Carrie, Miranda, Samantha, and Charlotte, and Batman and the Joker blew away the the competition and made a killing at the box-office (over $500 million to be exact).

As a public service, i'm gonna list the must see movies of the summer movie season tonight; tomorrow, the summer movies that are on the sense; and on Saturday, the summer movies you need to avoid like the plague.

Must See:

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (July 17) - At the top of my list is the sixth movie installment to arguably one of the most beloved literary series of our time. You all know the deal with HBP: Harry, through the help of Professor Dumbledore, begins to learn the complex story of how Tom Riddle became Lord Voldemort, his role in the prophesy, and Voldemort's one vulnerability. Originally, Half-Blood Prince was scheduled to be released last year, but because of the writer's strike and the fact that Terminator Salvation was the only big movie Warner Bros. had in its summer arsenal, the date was moved to July. It's even darker and scarier than the other Harry Potter movies based on the look of the trailers, so once again, the children might might not be able to handle some of the darker magic and major character death that happens toward the end, but I can't wait.

Star Trek (May 8) - At first, I thought this would be a flop. Moving the date from Christmas Day to Summer didn't help alleviate my original conceptions either. Then came the second trailer that as attached to Quantum of Solace.

Wow.

Then came the final trailer that was released a month ago.

.........

Watch it for yourself.

J.J. Abrams (Mission: Impossible 3) has shot the shit out of this movie. Trekki fans will probably bust a nut watching the movie at midnight.

Funny People (July 31) - Director/writer Judd Appatow said that "I'm trying to make a very serious movie that is twice as funny as my other movies." Enter Funny People, a comedy-drama about a comedian who comes face to face with the prospect of dying. Adam Sandler's done some serious roles before (think Punch-Drunk Love, Spanglish), but from the looks of the trailer, this just might be his best.

Up (May 29) - Like all Pixar movies, there's not much we know about their latest creation. Something about an old man traveling around in the sky with his house with thousands of balloons and one pudgy, boyscout as his companion as the premise. And, like Pixar, we know they'll somehow top their latest feet, which was last year's groundbreaking classic, WALL-E, and make more shelf space for another Oscar.

Damn Twitter

Earlier for whatever reason Jonathan's posts were showing up as my twitter now My posts are showing and Jonathan's are not. And underneath my posts is a another link to follow my log. I may have accidentally erased Jonathan's link to his twitter page. Whatever it is we will get it worked out.

Jonathan you will have to re add you twitter again. Sorry about that.

Another Conservative IdiotWho Doesn't Know What Freedom Of Speech Means

From TP

The vile Conservative sub human Jay Severin was suspended from his radio gig for saying amongst other things...


We should be if anything surprised that Mexico has not visited upon us poxes of more various and serious types considering the number of cimminalieans already here. [...]

It's millions of leeches from a primitive country. ... Now they are exporting a rather more active form of disease which is the swine flu.

Anyway this of course has given yet another Conservatove Dipshit who has not clue one what free speech really means the right to bitch.

Proud Says:

It's official free spreech rights only apply if you are bashing, Pres Bush, Gov. Palin or anyone who attended a Tea Party. The vile things written on this very blog aimed at anyone on the right are as insulting as anything this guy said. Liberals are far and away the most hypocritical bunch of idiots on this planet. Now I can sit back and read the idiotic responses, which I am sure will be just as derogatory as anything said by Severin. The left doesn't control what is or is not offensive.


Hey stupid fuck. The people leaving comments on a blog are not employed by a radio station. Is this stupid fuck Damail? Sure sounds like her.

Proud Says:


When did the left become the guardians of free speech? Someone please explain why what Severin said, although offensive is not protected by free speech rights

Ok Asshole. Severin has free speech. He's not in jail is he? Free speech does not guarantee him or anybody else freedom of employment. Why is is this concept so hard for the right wing dildos to grasp?

Oh here is American Patsy...

American Patsy Says:

"some of the world's lowest of primitives in poor Mexico":

So, you progressives think crapping and urinating in the street and in the source of water is not primitive? Is that considered a "progressive movement" now?

So says Lou Dobbs and Fox News. Of Course Lou is married to one of those primitive losers.

Proud Says:


The left had ERR America spewing lefty hate until it failed. My point is that he should not have been suspended, his bosses crumbled under the idiocy of political correctness.


Air America is still in business.

Proud Says:


Who knows what is right or wrong in this situation. The one thing I know for sure is Obama is going to take aways Bidens free speech rights, and if he is smart, he will never allow Biden to speak again.

This is a common tactic by the right. When you are getting your ass handed to you change the subject quick.





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