Friday, March 5, 2010

Sending Prayers To Rodney Stuckey And Piston Nation


CLEVELAND - Rodney Stuckey was walking over to give rookie Jonas Jerebko some advice Friday night when he started feeling dizzy and sat down.

Shortly after he asked for some water, he slumped unconscious into the arms of Pistons trainer Arnie Kander.

Stuckey was to remain overnight at the Cleveland Clinic after collapsing and being taken from the arena by ambulance during the third quarter of Cleveland’s 99-92 win over the Pistons.

“He is stable and that is good news,” Pistons coach John Kuester said. “I think he is going to be OK.”

LeBron James had 40 points, 13 rebounds and six assists as the Cavaliers rallied from a 21-point deficit in the first half, but the game was overshadowed by the scary scene in the third quarter.

Pistons teammate Tayshaun Prince sat silent in his chair a few feet away with his head down, and the Cavaliers huddled together near their bench also with their heads bowed as Stuckey was being treated.

Both teams huddled again at midcourt following the game and prayed. Cavaliers general manager Danny Ferry met Kuester as the Pistons left the floor after the game. The two walked to Detroit’s locker room with their arms around each other. Kuester spent the last two seasons as an assistant coach in Cleveland.

“He came over and told Arnie he was feeling dizzy,” Pistons forward Charlie Villanueva said. “He drank some water and the next thing you know, he passed out. It’s very scary. One minute, you think everything is OK, then the next second, it turns around so quick."

The players were walking off the floor for a timeout with 2:30 left in the third quarter when Kuester got off the bench to meet them. He was going to say something to Jerebko when Stuckey stepped in.

“I loved that he took the initiative,” Kuester said. “As I was meeting with the coaches, all of a sudden I saw him leaning over with Arnie and before I knew it, he was on the ground.”

Stuckey, a second-year guard from Eastern Washington, had eight points and 10 assists before collapsing. He missed two games in 2008 with dizziness. It wasn’t immediately known if the incidents were related.

Kuester was shaken by the scene because of his past involvement in similar situations.

“It’s not pleasant to talk about,” Kuester said. “All that matters is he’s going to be OK.”



Oscar Predictions, Pt. 1: Best Picture and Best Director

This Sunday is the 82nd annual Academy Awards, and this year, there are 10 films nominated for Best Picture, rather than the usual five. Here are the nominations, who will win and who should win.

And the nominees for Best Picture are...
Avatar
The Blind Side
District 9
An Education
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
Precious: Based On the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
Up
Up In the Air
State of the Race: It's between James Cameron's juggernaut Avatar and ex-wife Kathryn Bigelow's war thriller The Hurt Locker, universally acclaimed by the critics. Hurt Locker has picked up the Producer's Guild Award, the Director's Guild, and the Writer's Guild, and has won big at the BAFTA's weeks ago, all are usually indicators of where the voters will usually go. Avatar, however, has one thing Bigelow's drama doesn't have: the highest grossing movie of all time, both in the States ($700+ million) and worldwide ($2 billion so far). Does the Academy follow in the footsteps of its colleagues, or will it follow the almighty dollar?

And the Oscar goes to...Inglourious Basterds...Wait, what?! Over the top-grossing movie of all time and the most critically-acclaimed film of the year? Why??? Like President Barack Obama trying to find middle ground with the Democrats and the Republicans on health care, the Academy will probably go with a middle-of-the-road indie that has had big success at the box office ($120 million), is well liked by the critics, and features a director at the top of his form in Quentin Tarantino.


And the nominees for Best Director are...
Kathryn Bigelow; The Hurt Locker
James Cameron; Avatar
Lee Dainels; Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
Jason Reitman; Up In the Air
Quentin Tarantino; Inglourious Basterds
State of the Race: This years Best Director race has history between the two frontrunners. James Cameron and Kathryn Bigelow were, once upon a time, married, before calling it quits. The two are still friendly between one another, and each are hoping the other win the prize. Cameron won the top honor 12 years ago for Titanic, and he won it again this year at the Golden Globe Awards two months ago. Bigelow is just the fourth female director to be nominated for Best Director in the show's history, and she's collected the Director's Guild Award, the first time a female director has won the award. the DGA has been an indicator as to who will collect the trophy for director, so will the Academy allow a woman to join the big boys club?

And the Oscar goes to...Kathryn Bigelow. Even Oscar can't screw thin one up.

I'll have Lead Actor and Actress later tonight.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Montel Williams Is A Piece Of Shit

Ok I have hated that clown ever since he hooked up with Sylvia Browne to scam the rubes but using her and Cancer to sell his piece of shit juicer? Fuck Montel Williams.

Megan: "I just want to know: My family's going through a lot right now with my grandma being diagnosed with cancer. My aunt has stage 4 colon cancer. I just want to know if things are going to get better for me and my family."

Sylvia Browne (puts hand to chin like she's deep in thought): "They get better in August."

Montel Williams: "Stop right here for just a second. The product that I've been talking about throughout this hour, which is the Living Well HealthMaster blender, I'm going to tell you without a doubt you can reduce your risk of cancer, you can reduce your risk of colon cancer, if you just apply some of the principles that are in our recipes."

Wow Congratulations Montel you are now lower than Kevin Trudeau.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Down With The French...Canadians!

http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2010/02/sodomites-deman.html#comments

"Balkanizing" is exactly what YOU do dipshit, define everyone by their tribal affiliation. we're NOT individuals, we're "queers" or American-Somoa-Americans" according to your Leftard logic.

If you had even spent one hour studying the difference between cultures of the Old World and the New World, you would understand that we celebrate the individual, whereas they celebrate "blood ties" what binds us as a nation is patriotism and a single language, not queerness or anything other identity that splinters us into minority groups in search of political entitlement.

Canada's "multi-culti" philosophy is a joke. How can you have a country that openly invited people from other countries and tells, them: you don't need to speak our language, you don't need to adopt our customs, please be swift when you slit our pink bellies open. The first mistake was to allow French as an official language. The Frogs lost, the English in Canada should have acted like winners, not losers. Look at the result, the Frogs, a minority, suck down the most cash, bellyache the most and get catered to, when they should be booted out on the street, which is what they threaten to do from time to time, just to increase the cash flow.

You leftards are a sick bunch.

Posted by: ROFLMAOHAHAHEHE at February 25, 2010 10:23 AM

Reagan's face on the $50?

That's what a U.S. Congressman wants to have happen.

Republican Rep. Patrick McHenry wants Congress to tell the U.S Treasury to replace former President Ulysses S. Grant on the bill. McHenry announced his bill Tuesday. He has 13 Republican co-sponsors.

Grant was a Union general during the Civil War who led the North to victory and later became the nation's 18th president.

McHenry said Reagan transformed the nation's political and economic thinking and argued that "every generation needs its own heroes."

Explain to me why we should honor a corporate yes-man who's economic policies got us into this mess to begin with should be honored to be on the national currency?

Down Is the New Up

According to Mark Noonan, one grouchy, asshole senator who damn-near let 200,000 unemployed Americans fend for themselves without receiving unemployment benefits = a patriotic American.

Guess what, Democrats? There isn’t an infinite amount of money – not if we fired up the printing presses full time and borrowed every red cent from the Chinese. Life isn’t a fairy tale with pot of gold at the end of the rainbow – its about trade-offs and priorities.

Bunning, after all, is just holding you to your own words – you said you wanted to pay as you go. Well, here’s your chance. None of us want the unemployed to go without benefits, but as there isn’t a magic money tree, we have to decide what do we want more:

Uh, Mark?
The piece of legislation Bunnings was throwing a fit over?
That piece of legislation that was stalled for five days by this jerkoff, had to do with making sure the unemployed do not go without being paid their benefits!
You agreed with the statement that you did not want the unemployed to go without having their benefits, and yet you call Sen. Bunnings - the man who almost let 200,000 unemployed Americans fend for themselves, and maybe more if he didn't back down - a fucking patriot!?
Do you see the contradiction, Mark?
Furthermore, where's the patriotism in allowing hundreds of thousands of Americans slip through the cracks?

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

How Bad Was It?

Nebraska finished it's home schedule tonight with a 81-68 loss to Colorado whom oh by the way hadn't won a game on the road in conference since 2006 until tonight. And it wasn't that close. I searched for an image to show how bad it was and this was the best I could come up with...



It was that bad.

Diamonds in the Rough: The 10 Best Movies of 2009 #6-10

Here's the full list of the 10 best from 2009, for those who missed #1-5.

1. Inglourious Basterds - History tells us that Adolf Hitler and his newlywed Eva Braun died by committing suicide before Berlin fell to the Allies in 1945. In the eyes of Quentin Tarantino, Hitler and the rest of the Nazi high command meet their match at the hands of Brad Pitt, Hostel director Eli Roth and their squad of Jewish-American soldiers, known only as "the Basterds." Tarantino's latest effort was more talkative than Pulp Fiction, more violent than Kill Bill Vol. 1, and it was the most entertaining, balls-to-the-wall movie that came out this year. Tarantino's dialogue (subtitled mostly in German and French) is as ludicrous and engaging than ever, while prolonged suspense, tantalizing dialogue and outrageous acts of violence are mated together in a dance of carnal passion as only Tarantino can deliver. Pitt, playing the leader of the Basterds, takes Aldo Raine and plays him like a blast-from-the-past Apache warrior, exacting his mixture of revenge and near-psychotic enjoyment in slaughtering Nazis, with demented glee and raw intensity. Dianne Kruger plays bravery and brains as German movie star as Bridget von Hammersmark, in the biggest role of her life: acting as a double-agent for the Allies. Mélanie Laurent breathes fire and brimstone bottled up as Shosanna Dreyfus, the last French Jew who escaped execution from the hands of the charming, sadistic SS Cor. Hands Lander, who makes Ralph Finnes' Amor Goeth seem sane and friendly. And the film's real bastard, Christoph Waltz, as Lander, creates QT's most memorable character since Jules Winfield spouted Bible verses before going on a killing spree in Pulp Fiction. Tarantino provides the shot of adrenaline movies have been missing for far too long: a cast, a script and it's mad director, all unwilling to compromise to please the naysayers and create a bloody, entertaining, and chilling meditation on how America conducted its foreign policy during the Bush years.

2. Avatar - 11 years ago, James Cameron became the king of the box office with his overrated romantic drama, Titanic, and sailed that ship to Oscar glory in 1998, winning 11 Academy Awards including Best Director and Best Picture. In 2009, there's a new box-office king that has dethroned Cameron's tale of star-crossed lovers on a doomed ocean-liner, and it's...James Cameron. This time, the world of Pandora and it's indigenous people, the blue-skinned Na'vi are the big draw. Cameron brings 3D to the mainstream, shooting his breathtaking alien planet in the third dimension. But its the story, albeit predictable, that has us engaged: a crippled ex-marine (Sam Worthington) ships out to Pandora to get the natives to move out of the largest deposit of Unobtainium (a resource needed to fuel the dying planet Earth in 2154), only to end up falling for the tribal princess, Neytiri (an excellent Zoe Saldana), and joining their rebellion against the human invaders. We may have seen this tale before (Dances With Wolves, The Last Samurai), and anyone can see the exploitation of the Na'vi in the movie can connect that to America's exploitation of Native Americans, but Cameron delivers it with eye-popping style and passion for his beautiful and terrifying new world.

3. Up - Pixar is to animation as Radiohead is to rock and roll: neither group can do no wrong. They can make their weakest releases - A Bug's Life and Cars for Pixar; Pablo Honey and Amnesiac for the Oxford quintet - and they would still be considered great. Their newest release, Up, continues that winning trend. This time around, they introduce us to Carl Fredrickson (voiced with weariness and touching poignancy by Ed Asner), a retired widow living in the same old house him and his now-deceased wife, Elle, lived in as the rest of the world around him becomes an isolating urban jungle. He uses the retirement saving he's collected, ties countless helium balloons to his house, and presto: it becomes a floating blimp with a roof and sets his sails to Paradise Falls. Accompanying him is a stowaway wilderness explorer, in the form of chubby eight year-old Russell (Jordan Nagai), and what soon begins as a trip to fulfil a promise to his wife, soon becomes a race to protect an exotic bird from the hands of obsessed and disgraced explorer Charles Muntz (the great Christopher Plummer) and a confrontation of Carl's and Russell's demons. With first rate visuals, a bittersweet storyline and a heart-filled score composed by Michael Giacchino, Up soars on Pixar's unlimited and endless heights of sheer imagination.

4. The Hangover - It's about four dumb, drunk boys sending off the friend, Doug, in style in Vegas, of all places, before he gets married in three days. One wild night later, the three buddies Stu (Ed Helms), Phil (Bradley Cooper), and Alan (Zack Galifianakis), the brother's groom - lose the groom-to-be. That's all you need to know about Tood Philip's The Hangover the most outrageous and ballsiest comedy of the decade, where Chinese mafia bosses, strippers, and returning Mike Tyson's prized tiger are all a part of the growing process for this trio of outgrown frat-boys.

5. Star Trek - The MVP of the summer movie season is J.J. Abrams, the director who breathed new life into the presumed-dead Trek franchise, by bringing style, swagger, and depth to our favorite characters from the original U.S.S. Enterprise. Chris Pine doesn't resort to the speaking style of William Shatner, but the cocky attitude, and the charm he displays are still seen thought the movie. Simon Pegg is hilarious as Scotty, and Karl Urban is inspired casting, playing the no-nonsense medical officer Lennard "Bones" McCoy. The surprise standout is Zacary Quinto as Spock. Instead of letting the pointy Vulcan ears act for him, Quinto digs deep to expose the conflict raging between his cold logic and his human emotions.

6. The Hurt Locker - Any filmmaker could have made this into another forgettable war movie dealing with the Iraqi War, or preach to the converted about how unnecessary it is for the country, or make it into film that celebrates our men and women with mindless action and crappy dialogue. What makes The Hurt Locker the first memorable war picture about the quagmire a tour-de-force of gritty realism and breathtaking ferocity, is that Director Kathryn Bigelow and screenwriter Mark Boal don't preach and refuse to pick a side. They show the soldiers as brave men under fire, but also as conflicted guys hoping they come back home alive. Jeremy Renner gives the standout performance of the year as IED specialist Sgt. William James, a man with an addiction to his profession, but struggles to adapt to his regular life back home.

7. The Informnat! - Matt Damon has great comedic chops (see his roles as butt-boy Linus in the Ocean's 11 movies, the infamous "I'm Fucking Matt Damon!" ballad with funnygirl Sarah Silverman and his scene-stealing supporting role as himself in the season six finale of HBO's Entourage) to complement his amazing body of work thought the years. Never has Damon been this good: his performance as real-life wistleblower and white-collar criminal Mark Whitacre is all parts pitch-perfect comedic timing and quietly devastating. Director Steven Soderbergh, along with screenwriter Scott Z. Burns take this tale of one man's brilliant con job of playing the big business wistleblower and lining his own pocket, and how he constantly lies to himself to the point where he believes the tangled web he wove.

8. District 9 - Not since Alfonso Cuaron's Children Of Men has there been a sci-fi movie that turns the genre on its head and manages to look stunning and thrills while doing it. First-time director Neill Blomkamp blends alien contact, apartheid, and third-world living into one exciting and visually stunning film that rarely lets up or slows down. The aliens in District 9 aren't the ones Speilberg wowed us with in War of the Worlds and E.T.; they're part lobster, part mutated roach, all 100% frightening. Sharlto Copley is brilliant as Wikus van der Merwe, the fall-out employee who starts out relocating the prauns to District 10, and through infection of an alien chemical, ends up sympathizing the race his company has gruesomely exploited. Far from a brave new vision of science fiction, District 9 shows us the human condition and how fear of the unknown brings out humanity's ugly, cynical, and uncaring face.

9. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - Simply put: its the darkest, most haunting Potter movie of the six. There's a confidence David Yates excuses after handling Order of the Phoenix: he's more confident and comfortable in trying to cram a 600+ book into 2 1/2 hours. The actors, which have always been top notch by this large British cast, raise their game to a whole new level, particularly Jim Broadbant as Hogwart's newest Potions mater, Horace Slughorn; Rupert Grint's ever-perfect comedic timing as Ron Weasly; the beautiful Helena Bonham Carter playing Bellatrix Lestrange, one of Lord Voldemort's trusted allies, simmering with seductive menace; and Daniel Radcliffe's ever-growing maturity as the title character, to name a few. The standout is Tom Felton as Draco Malfoy, played with soulful vulnerability and moral doubt as he prepares to become a hired assassin for the Dark Lord. What gives Half Blood Prince its haunting power is cinematogrpher Bruno Delbonnel, capturing vividly and beautifully the dark forces that are closing in around Harry's magical world like an albatross around its neck.

10. Up In the Air - Its a bittersweet comedy of the moment: self-recluse Ryan Bingham (George Clooney) travels across America to fire you from your job because the bossman (a snarky Jason Bateman) is too much of a pussy to fire you himself. After many years of flying from state to state firing people and selling them the bullshit that they're gonna be fine (not to mention all those frequent flyer miles he's got saved), Bingham's need for human connection stares him in the face. In comes Alex (Vera Farminga) a corporate big shot who shares a similar love for American Airlines, traveling light, and trade and compare credit cards. Props to director Jason Reitman (Juno, Thank You For Smoking) for blending touching romance, top-notch humor, and a no-bull honestly look on the state of business leaving its workers hung out to dry without any hope or a safety net.

The Best of the Rest: An Education, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Capitalism: A Love Story, Crazy Heart, Invictus, Watchmen, Precious: Based On the Novel "Push," by Sapphire, Julie & Julia, and Where the Wild Things Are.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Sen Kyl: Unemployment benfits turns hard-working Americans into lazy bumbs

To be fair, Senate Minority Whip Jon Kyle - aming to upstage Jim Bunnings as Senate Asshole of the Week - did not say what is titled to the letter 't,' but his comments on unemployment benefits basically mean the same thing.

A debate on the Senate floor Monday over unemployment compensation crystallized, at least for a moment, the divide between the two parties in Washington.

Sen. Jon Kyl of Arizona, the Republican whip, argued that unemployment benefits dissuade people from job-hunting "because people are being paid even though they're not working."

Unemployment insurance "doesn't create new jobs. In fact, if anything, continuing to pay people unemployment compensation is a disincentive for them to seek new work," Kyl said during debate over whether unemployment insurance and other benefits that expired amid GOP objections Sunday should be extended.

"I'm sure most of them would like work and probably have tried to seek it, but you can't argue that it's a job enhancer. If anything, as I said, it's a disincentive. And the same thing with the COBRA extension and the other extensions here," said Kyl.

What the hell is wrong with these people?

Profile of an asshole: Jim Bunnings

It's tough being out of work. Jim Bunnings (R-Kentucky) is making it even tougher for them, being the only holdout for passing legislation that will extend unemployment benefits for 30 days.

Sen. Jim Bunning continues to object to extending unemployment benefits. On Monday, the Kentucky Republican once again prevented a vote on a bill that would extend eligibility for enhanced unemployment benefits and subsidized health insurance for laid-off workers by 30 days.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) asked for unanimous consent to move forward with the bill. If Congress fails to pass an extension, the National Employment Law Project estimates that 1.2 million people will lose their benefits in March.

"Six times last week, Democrats asked to extend their unemployment benefits for a short time while they work on a longer extension," Reid said. "Six times, Republicans said no. They didn't just say no to us, that is members of the Senate. They said no to their families in their own states and all our states count on us to act when we need action. They count on us to respond in the event of an emergency. This is an emergency. The Republicans in the Senate are standing between these families and the help they need while these benefits expire and expired."

To show how much contempt Bunnings has for the unemployed, the last time a Democratic senator pleaded with him to quit stalling, his response was the following: "Tough shit."

Adding insult to injury, a reporter from ABC News reportedly tried to adddress the issue to Sen. Bunnings, who responded by yelling at said reporter and gave him the one-finger salute. Fitting, since this jerkoff has been doing that to the unemployed who need these benifits to stay afloat.

Girls, please don't do this to yourself!

This is, perhaps, the strangest thing I will hear in the month of March: women adding tiny beaded crystals to spruce up the vagina. No, I am not making this up.

Vajazzling is a burgeoning beauty treatment, popular with celebs and kinky Martha Stewart-ites alike, that involves ladies bedazzling their freshly waxed lady parts just as they would their neato neckerchiefs or fancy fannypacks – with tiny, magical crystals.

So women aren’t just obsessively coiffing their “areas” to look like pre-teen Barbies – they’re now glue-sticking Barbie’s earrings down below, too?

What the hell? If you really want to impress us "down there" then just keep it odor-free, neat, and tidy. Trim it if you want; going bald is a plus in my book. Just don't bling-out your lady parts. If there are two things that don't need the sparkle treatment, its blood-sucking vampires (I'm talking to you, Edward Cullen!) and a woman's privates.

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