Wednesday, August 31, 2011

First Ever Big 10 Predictions. Week 1.

The honest truth? Most Big 10 teams are not taxing themselves in the opening week. That is true with most big time teams across the country. Yes there is the stray Oregon-LSU game on the docket but for the most part week 1 is pretty weak across the country. The Big 10 is no different. Who cares? I am just glad football season is finally here.

There are 2 notable exceptions to the rule of Big 10 teams fattening up on patsies: Minnesota and Northwestern. Northwestern is playing at Boston College which is pretty much a pick 'em game if NW QB Dan Persa plays. If not BC would appear to have a clear advantage. I am going with BC in a close one. The other exception is Minnesota, most likely the worst team in the Big 10, Opening up the Jerry Kill era by more than likely getting killed by USC at the Los Angeles Mausoleum . This is not vintage USC But they should handle the hapless Gophers with ease. Indiana is not great but they should handle Ball State. That game is being played at Lucas Oil stadium in Indianapolis though one suspects any Indy high school stadium would have been big enough. I also think Purdue could...could have some trouble with Middle Tennessee but should win the game with points to spare. Everyone else should have a fairly nice and easy walk through the park.

Anyway Here are the picks. As always take them for what they are. If you make any money off of these picks my fee is 60%.

Wisconsin 41 UNLV 6
Michigan State 49 Youngstown State 10
Nebraska 45 Chattanooga 14
Ohio State 37 Akron 7
Penn State 52 Indiana State 10
Purdue 34 Middle Tennessee State 21
Iowa 41 Tennessee Tech 3
Illinois 38 Arkansas State 17
Boston College 31 Northwestern 28
Southern Cal 38 Minnesota 14
Michigan 49 Western Michigan 24
Indiana 37 Ball State 17

The New Big 10 Trophy Unvailed Today



Now that is a nice trophy. Simple yet gets the job done. You can tell the idiots at Iowa Corn Board or the Ankeny Chamber Of Commerce didn't have anything to do with it.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Roster Page From 1963 Nebraska-Oklahoma Game.

Nebraska-Oklahoma November 23rd 1963. Yes they played the game the day after the President was killed. Long story. I still wonder had it been a Republican if they would have played. Anyway Nebraska won 29-20 and wrapped up their first Big 8 title in over 20 years.





Tuesday, August 23, 2011

See Iowa This Is Why We Laugh At You

For some reason the state of Iowa feels the need to award a trophy to the winner of the annual Iowa-Iowa State football Game. As if the comfort of knowing you are the second (let's face it most years Northern Iowa is better than both teams) best team in Iowa wasn't enough. Well this year the Iowa Corn folks unveiled the new trophy and the response was so bad that even Terry Branstad took time out of busy schedule of fucking both the state and Mikey Thayer over to bash it. The Trophy consists of a homeless family gathered around a bucket of corn.



Because nothing says Iowa like homeless around a barrel of fresh corn. Near as I can tell there is a grown man, his grandson and a young teen girl who already had given birth when she was about 12. Hmm. I wonder if they live in Ankeny. I didn't say that.

Friday, August 19, 2011

Law Suit Update.

Well good news. It seems that not only is it off but everybody who told about the rant where _____________ threatened to sue me was nuts and a "psycho". Not been a good week for poor Jonathan. First there's the Lee Stoneking thread and now he's a "psycho". Yup everybody is a "psycho" but _____________________

Why is the law suit off? Would it take too much time away from his latest hobby of sniffing Michelle Bachmann's panties? Did he go to his lawyer and lay out his case and his lawyer is still laughing?



______________________ personal lawyer.

Meh either way it was fun while it lasted wasn't it?

No comments on this thread.

The Best Way To Get Comments Is Call Out A Televison Cult Leader...I Mean Evangelist

I was going through the unmoderated comments because somebody who isn't welcomed here was again posting here and I wanted to see if he had tried to post anywhere else. Posts on threads older than a week are all moderated by me. What I found was not posts by this particular parasite but several new comments on a thread not a week old, not two weeks old but 3 years old. 3 years old! Hell I didn't even write the thread. The thread in question was the work of Jonathan and it was entitled

Late-Night Comedy with Lee Stoneking

Jonathan you should be glad to know that three years later people are still mad at you for this post.

John Frame said...

I'm not sure why I'm bothering to respond to your comments except that perhaps I know this man speaking and your comments are quite irritating, because he is the real deal. He is not a televangelist, and while this is a meeting of "true believers" as you say, it is a yearly conference hosted by this particular church for ministers and their wifes only - they usually run around 3,000-4,000 at this conference. If you were to ever attend one of these services during the "Because of the Times" conferences you would know they are the furthest thing from staged. You may not believe in their experience, but what have any of these people ever done to you to deserve such vitriol? Again, you're free to not believe, but give me a break, he's preaching about bringing help and healing to people and encouraging the assembled ministers that they can be a part of reaching out to hurting people. How is that a bad thing? If they are all frauds, it will be apparent fairly quickly, since they're not telling people to shake a preacher's hand and "sow your $1000 seed" into my ministry and God's going to solve all of your problems. These folks teach and believe that God is real, and involved in the affairs of men personally, and that he manifested himself on earth as Jesus Christ, and that to this very day he still moves supernaturally to save people and to heal disease and sickness. If they don't back it up with a supernatural move of God's power to save and heal people, no one is going to listen to them, so why the need for your sarcasm and hatred? These people are indeed "true believers"...I know because I am one of them, and I have experienced the saving and healing power of God in my life; and you may freely choose to mock and denigrate, that is your right, but I have an experience with God and all you've got is an argument that says it can't be true. Fortunately for me, a man with an experience is never at the mercy of a man with a mere argument.

Anonymous said...

lee stone king is the rill dill
you should watch wat you say

WifeOfPazuzu666 said...

Meowwwwwwwwwwww! Liiiiiiiiicksssssssssss Evangelist Lee Stoneking!! ,,,,==^;^==,,,,

Anonymous said...

Hey Jonathan maybe your the one thats lacking,If you got out from in front of your computer for awhile and made your way to a holiness pentecostal church you might discover you have been missing the boat!!!!!

Anonymous said...

you better watch what you are saying see you are talking about our one and only jesus christ do not mock him. you need to look back in historie theres alot of people who mocked jesus and there are not here anymore. what has he did to you for you to say such foolish things about his word. all we can do for you is pray THAT its not to late for to ask for forgiveness, you will reap what you sow.Galatians 6;7

Mark Matuszewski said...

Dear Johnathan,

I happen to know Rev. Stoneking as he has been a regular speaker at our church for the last 15+ years. He is one of the most graceful and gracious men alive. He is honest to the core and has spent the better part of his entire life spreading the gospel of Jesus Christ. To denegrate this man in your blog is without merit and understanding. He truly is holy and while he does evengelise, he is not some millionaire who lives in a fancy house bought from the spoils of his speaking engagements. I challenge you to contact Rev. Stoneking directly with your views. However, I know you will never do that because if you did the goodness of this man and the truth he espouses would surely win you to His truth. I will pray for you Jonathan because regardless of your misgivings you are still a child of God and He makes no mistakes. Your blogging skills might well be used for His purposes some day. Praise God!

Anonymous said...

1 Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth no the things of the spirit of God: for ther can they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.

Anonymous said...

1 Corinthians 2:14
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.

Johan said...

I know Lee Stoneking personally. He is such a sincere, humble and good hearted man.

no further comments...

Anonymous said...

October 22,2009
As a Christian I will say this with all the love that I have for this man Jesus The Christ not Jesssssssssusssssss!( Can"t you spell?)Respect his name! you have no Idea what you are up against.
Lee Stoneking is a Godly man and
you don't need to try to become famous from bashing him. If your were any kind of man you would
do your homework before just picking YOUR average Joe minister, but one of the Greatest.
I have been in many of his church
services. GOD IS ALWAYS THERE.
IT IS APPARENT THAT YOU USE YOUR
ENERGY FOR SATAN. WHAT A WASTE.
KNOW JESUS AND THE LOVE HE HAS FOR YOU. YOU"LL BE A HEAD OF THE GAME
REGUARDS.

Anonymous said...

Jonathan,I came across your disussing web page. you have a
problem,with this preacher because
you have been called to preach the
gospel of Jesus and you have rejected the call. you also are from a pentecostal backgroud that
you turned you back on.But it not to late. Jesus still loves you and
you know it. Quit running you know the way that you life should have gone. The situation that
God did not answer for you is not going to be excused by the Lord Jesus
Hope for you is just a pray away.
How great is our God.

Anonymous said...

IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO !! WHY DON'T YOU GO AND CHECK OUT HIS OFFICIAL WEBSITE !! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE... YOU IGNORANT SOD !!

Anonymous said...

LOL !! HA HA HA !! YEAH HE IS DANGEROUS ALRIGHT... HE'S GOT THE DEVIL ON THE RUN AND EVERY CHRISTIAN LAUGHING AT HIM !! LOL !! HA HA HA !! GREAT NIGHT OF HUMOUR FOR ME THAT'S FOR SURE !! SO LONG SUCKER !!

Anonymous said...

Have you got anymore... I just LOVE his preaching !! LOL !!

Anonymous said...

So are you trying to tell me Christians shouldn't get excited about Jesus !! No !! Just get slaughtered by the lions !!

Anonymous said...

Yeah tell that to a fans watching the soccar !!

Anonymous said...

Looks like Stoneking has more fans than you !! LOL !! This is real funnie !!

Now you know Jonathan when you call out a cult leader you can expect the shit to hit the fan.



Thursday, August 18, 2011

Scott Why Do you Hate America?

Scott
he was very gutsy because he stood up and challenged the president. by standing up against obama your standing up for america

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

How About Some Comedy From Iowa Way?

I listen to conservative talk radio every day, and I have never heard anything from it that would remotely hit "racist" or "homophobic".
Conservatives debate based upon facts and logic, liberals debate based upon emotion.

Again, skin color has no place in any political debate. Unless you look at the fact Johnson got the Civil Rights Act passed because of the Republicans...

Of course, my side does not have a sitting Senator that is the ex KKK head......

"Hate"?

Why do leftists define "hate" as anything or anyone that disagrees with their political agenda?

The Left has changed so many meanings of words; the words "hate" and "racist" have come to have new meanings.
I see "hate speech" here at NewsHounds every day.

I do not see it at NewsBusters.org, rushlimbaugh.com or Townhall.com.

I do see it at Daily Kos and Huffingtons.

I do not hear "hate speech" on Limbaugh's radio show.

I do hear it on Air America.

You blanket "everyone" that has opposing political views as yourself as "right wing".

Fine.

I will no longer use the term "leftists"; instead I will use the term "left wing".

Is that acceptable to you?


No. I want to know why it is perfectly acceptable in 2008 for a black newspaper writer to say the word "negro" when refering to Obama, and it is not acceptable for a white radio host to say the exact same thing.

Is there a single, solitary person here from the politcal left that is actually a thinking, rational adult, or is everyone here a ridiculous child with room tempature IQ?

Remember 2008? The Newshounds Trolls Weren't Happy

A small taste of the racism and bitterness Obama's election brought to Newshounds from the right

The election of that half-breed proves the old P.T.Barnum statement that "there is a sucker born every minute"!
Diogenes 12.17.08 - 9:52 pm #



The liberal media ignored signals about the connection between BHO and Blogajehvich; instead they went after Sarah Palin and her personal life yet ignored the filth and corruption going on in Chicago. YASSAH, SHONUFFS, jes axxe me bout yo mamma.
Hussein OBOB 12.17.08 - 9:55 pm #

There were a lot of welfare suckers who voted for the Great Nubian Mulatto Messiah as well as the HATE AMERICA FIRST far lefties.
Hussein OBOB 12.17.08 - 9:57 pm #



I won't have to worry 'bout payin' my Mortgage...I won't have to worry 'bout puttin' gas in my car...
Diogenes 12.17.08 - 10:04 pm #

Where my motha-fuckin' check Obama?
I voted for your black ass 12.17.08 - 10:11 pm #

Unbelievable! You jerks fought Bush every second of his presidency and now you think we should support that thing you stupid people just elected?Give me a break...

Diogenes 12.17.08 - 10:26 pm #

Monday, August 15, 2011

Uh Say What?

Delete
OpenID ralph4america said...

THE KANGAROO HEARINGS IN ENGLAND OVER A NON-ISSUE WERE AN ATTEMPT TO SILENCE AN INDEPENDENT, FAIR AND BALANCED VOICE THROUGHOUT THE ENGLISH-SPEAKING WORLD!!!!!!

OF COURSE, THE LEFTIST PRESS ARE ALL OVER THIS!!!!!!

SINCE THEY HAVEN’T THE SKILLS, KNOWLEDGE AND INTELLENCE TO COMPETE FAIRLY, THEY ARE TRYING TO SMEAR NEWS CORP!!!!!!

BOB DILENSCHNEIDER, OF THE DILENSCHNEIDER GROUP, WISELY STATED THAT WE NEED TO GET BEYOND THIS AND THAT THIS PILING ON IS TOO MUCH, THAT THE ISSUE SHOULD BE PUT BEHIND US AND THAT WE SHOULD DEAL WITH THE IMPORTANT ISSUES OF THE DAY!!!!!!!

THIS ATTACK UPON FAIR AND BALANCED REPORTING, ALONG WITH BLOGSPOT’S ACTIONS AGAINST AMERICAPHILE MINISTRIES, CLEARLY INDICATES THAT WE ARE FAST APPROACHING THE FINAL TRIBULATION PERIOD!!!!!

WAKE UP, AMERICA, AND MAKE THE CONNECTIONS!!!!!!!


http://americaphile.wordpress.com/2011/07/25/the-persecution-of-rupert-murdoch/

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Is It Real? Is It performance Art? It's So Stupid I Have To Post It.

From Rick/Tawny on Newshounds.

Suave, handsome Sean Hannity conducted a wonderful interview with slender, seductive super-star populist princess Sarah Palin at the Iowa State Fair. This was top-notch TV at its best. This is why people are willing to pay for cable & satellite television. As for the Anderson Blooper & George Staphyloccocus wannabees on FOX, Sarah is right to smack them down. They are boring & obnoxious, not hip & happening like Sean Hannity & Gretchen Carlson

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Conservatives Love Free Speech And Hate Frivolous Law Suits... Unless Of Course They Want To Sue You For Exorcising Your Free Speech.

As many of you know I have been threatened with a law suit by a blogger who shall remain nameless. Now Aria (another enemy of same said blogger) is being threatened with a law suit for posting on newshounds. Isn't it amazing how much "Todd" sounds like that said blogger? It couldn't be him could it?



Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Jonathan Goes To the Movies: Midnight In Paris

This week is dedicated to the best movie i've seen so far of 2011. Enjoy my review of Woody Allen's latest flick, and how I have become a convert to the Church of Allen.

Save for Vicky Cristina Barcelona and Hollywood Ending, i'm relatively new to Woody Allen. The cast - Marion Cotillard (who won the Best Actress Oscar for La Vie En Rose), Owen Wilson, Rachel McAdams (Mean Girls, Sherlock Holmes), Kathy Bates (About Schmidt, Revolutionary Road), Tom Hiddleston (who played the cunning, backstabbing brother, Loki, in Thor), etc. - made me want to watch this movie, so I came into Midnight In Paris with an open mind. The first scene - three minutes of wordless dialogue, just Allen showing us the city of Paris, France at different parts of the day - had me hooked. Then the movie itself get rolling when Gil (Wilson) and her bitchy fiancee Inez (McAdams) get into another argument about his work - Gil wants to write a novel about Paris, circa the 1920's, the main character believes that those times are light years better than the present time he lives in right now - instead of turning out crap screenplays for Hollywood studios - which leads inevitably into a rather hilarious jab at the Tea Party, the first of a few Allen throws in the movie as Inez's parents John (Kurt Fuller) and Helen (Mimi Kennedy) don't like the fact he wants to throw away what they see as a successful career in the movie business for being an author, and him being a liberal even less.

The Paris vacation takes a turn for the worse as Inez runs into one of her friends, Paul (Michael Sheen), a tool who sees himself as an intellectual. Inez is fascinated by Paul's "knowledge" of the history of Paris, whereas Gil can't stand the man. Just as the trip heads south, Gil takes a stroll back to his hotel, gets lost, and winds up taking a ride with party-goers dresses as if they're from the roaring 20's, which Gil quicky realizes they are, as he is transported to Paris in the 20's. On these midnight trips through time, he comes face to face with his idols: F. Scott Fitzgerald (Tom Hiddleston), and his wife Zelda (Alison Pill); Salvador Dali (Adrien Brody), and Ernest Hemmingway (a hilarious Corey Stoll), to name a few, and the beautiful Adriana (Cotillard), whom Gil becomes quickly attracted to during his midnight trips through time.

Somewhere along Midnight In Paris, I couldn't stop smiling at what I was looking at on the screen. I couldn't stop grinning and loving every single frame of this sweet, delightful romantic comedy Woody Allen has crafted. By the end, a goofy grin was slapped on my face, one that took hours to wear off. This was a beautiful, sweeping, and hilarious love letter to the city of Paris, France; to the writers and artists of the roaring 20's, most of them, I suspect, are favorites in the mind and soul of Allen; to the days of walking in the rain, roaming the streets of this majestic city without an umbrella; to the music that plays in a local cafe, on in your head as you walk about the city; and to youth itself, full of life and fresh idealism about how the world should and can be. I waked in a newbie, but after 90 minutes, I left a converted fan of this amazing filmmaker. Simply put: this is the film to beat in 2011.

**** stars out of ****

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Why Would Any Republican Take Care Of His Children?

Been awhile since we've had a good troll quote. How about this one excusing Joe Walsh for not paying his child support...

Rick Patel
But, why would any man willingly pay a woman with whom he no longer has conjugal relations? It seems to go against human nature. Always has, always will.




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