Tuesday, February 26, 2008

the Revernd Jeremiah and God's Will

Back by popular demand, it's Reverend Jeremiah and his long-winded sermons dedicated to speaking to thy Faithful Evangelical choir and filling thy Sinner and Seeker of the Truth with guilt, hate and false promises of eternal life. You know, like how a regular Al-Qaeda leader suckers in some Muslim youths to join their cause.

Tonight, Brother Jeremiah shall share that if we have faith in the Almighty God, murder and war in His name are justified, for it is by His Will that we must serve.
Dennis,

You’re right in the fact that Jesus fulfilled the law on Love. But that does not change how God feels about sin. Why? Because God does not change.

What about when Joshua went into Jericho and God told him, He said, ‘You go in and destroy EVERYTHING, EVERYBODY, Joshua 6:21 - And they utterly destroyed all that was in the city, both man and woman, young and old, ox and sheep and donkey, with the edge of the sword.’ and they did, and the walls came down. Would Jesus condemn that? What His own Father told Him to do… Hebrews 11:30 - By Faith the walls of Jericho fell down after they were encircled for seven days. You see … we go into battle with faith, that we will seperate ourselves from the evil ones. By Faith God gives us the physical strength to overcome evil.

What about when God drove out the Canaanites and the Hittities and the Hiites and the Perizzites and the Girgashites and the Amorities and Jebuzites? Josuah 3:9-10 - So Joshua siad to the children of Israel, “Come here, and hear the words of the Lord your God.” And Joshua said, “By this you shall know that the living God is among you, and that He will without fail drive out fro before you the Canaanites and the Hittities and the Hivites and the Perizzites and the Girgashites and the Amorites and Jebusites……God drove the tribes out, but He used Israel to do it.

And what about little David, who slew Goliath? God killed Goliath, but He used David to do it….Little David!!!!

What a Mighty God We Serve!!!!

What about George W. Bush, for whom we can thank for catching Saddam Hussein? God caught Saddam Hussein, but He used George W. Bush and our Fine young men and women in uniform to do it.

And the battles continue, and Jesus foretold this prophecy in Matthew 24:37 - But as the days of Noah were, so also will the coming of the Son of Man be. For as in the days before the flood, they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered the ark. And did not know until the flood came and took them all away, so also will the coming of the Son of Man be.’ –And for the sinner, this will be the day of destruction.

So, without further due - Let us Love the Lord our God with all our heart, all our soul and all our strength.

In this, we shall be prepared for battle.

–Jeremiah

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I posted over there :)

Anonymous said...

Noonan keeps erasing my posts and Jeremiah won't even let mine through lol.

I make em look like the fools they are.

It'll be the same with you Count. Make em look stupid and they'll completely delete everything you say.

Anonymous said...

Jeremiah has to countepost everything that is posted on his blog. Like I said before, unless you agree with him 100%, he cuts you down, and then cuts you off. He's a whack job, who's safe in his bubble.

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