As he opened his radio program Wednesday, Mr. Limbaugh lobbed yet another grenade.
“I would like today to announce a tentative decision — I’m still thinking about it — to endorse Barack Obama,” he said, his head cocked slightly toward his 18-karat-gold-plated microphone, his hands spread wide like the wings of his sleek G4 jet.
Mr. Limbaugh then listed nearly a dozen qualities he said he found admirable in Mr. Obama. “Barack Obama is pro-life,” he began. “Barack Obama is a tax-cutter extraordinaire.”
If neither statement was descriptive of Mr. Obama, a liberal Democrat, nor was there much hope for what followed. “Barack Obama will establish a college football playoff, once and for all,” Mr. Limbaugh said. “Barack Obama will offer free-beer Fridays.”
His point, Mr. Limbaugh said, was that Mr. Obama represented “a blank canvas upon which anyone can project their fantasies and desires.”
Rush is Great! | 02.15.08 - 10:31 am | #
Ewwwwww......Describing Rush's physique......I'm gonna take a long shower.......Ewwwww.....
2 comments:
You know if I wanted to listen to the work inspired by an over abundance of drug use I would go find my copy of Revolver.
Ewww...Just pictured Rush singing Yellow Submarine.
There is nothing "sleek" about that gasbag fucker,Rush Limpballs.
That dude is delusional.
Sleek,lol.
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