Friday, February 29, 2008

Sing Along With The Trolls

Imagine there's no Welfare
Politicians have no votes to buy
No government hand outs
Where people work and thrive
Imagine all the people
Living to pay their way

Imagine there's no liberals
Pushing their agendas on you
No confiscation of property
This includes your income too
Imagine all the people
Respecting property

You may say I'm a neo
But I'm a Libertarian
I hope some day you'll wake up
So that liberalism is done

Imagine no eminent domain
Where your property remains
No need for confiscation
To make way for strip mall plans
Imagine all the people
Keeping what they own

You may say I'm a neo
But I'm a Libertarian
I hope some day you'll wake up
So that liberalism is doneAL
Imagine there's no Yoko
Or anyone she'd like
No over the hill old hippies
spreading political lies

Imagine all the people
Making their own way

Yoouuuhhoo

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And America will be free again

Imagine there's no welfare
It isn't hard to do
Noone providing income
Except for yours and you

Imagine all the people
Working hard as one

Yoohoooo

You may say I'm a dreamer
but I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And America will be free again

Imagine your posessions
including cable TV
bought by you and your talents
instead of bought by me

Imagine all the people
responsible for themselves

YYYOOOOHOOOOOOOOO

Okay now I am a dreamer
Still I'm not the only one

I hope someday you'll get up off the couch
And make our country no longer a socialist one!
Imagine there's no liberals
It's easy if you try
No Feminazi's
None of Hillary's lies
No global warming wackos
Lying to our kids
You, you may not like Hillary Clinton
Well, you're not the only one

Imagine the truth about the 80's
Even if you can
High schools without condoms
And no brand new health plan
Imagine all the people
Paying their own way
You, you may say I'm a dreamer
But, I'm not the only one


Imagine Hillary baking cookies
I know it's very hard
No lesbians playing soldier
Or dragging tracks in the yard
What if Ronald Reagan
Could have had four terms
You, you may say I'm a dreamer
I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll read "See I Told You So"
Then the world will live as one!


Barack the Magic Negro lives in D.C.
The L.A. Times they called him that
cause he's not authentic like me.

Yeah the guy from the L.A. paper
said he made guilty whites feel good
they'll vote for him and not for me
cause hes not from da hood.

See, real black men like snoop dogg
or me or Farrakhan
have talked the talk and walked the walk
not come and laid and won (not sure about this line).

Barack the Magic Negro lives in D.C.
The L.A. Times they called him that
cause he's not authentic like me
cause hes black but not authentically.

Barack the Magic Negro lives in D.C.
The L.A. Times they called him that
cause he's not authentic like me
cause hes black but not authentically.

Some say Barack's articulate
and bright and new and clean
the media sure love this guy
a white interloper's dream.

But when you vote for president
watch out and don't be fooled
don't vote the magic negro in
cause...

(background singing the first 3 lines, while the singer is saying)

Cause I wont have nothing after all these years of sacrifice and I wont get justice this is about justice this is about justice, buffet, I don't have no buffet there wont be any church contributions there'll be no cash in the collection plate, no cash money, no walkin' around money...

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