I'm insulted!

So the Count and "Bob" are in an epic war of words on their respective blogs, but there's no mention of yours truly. All I have to say is: what gives, "Bob"? Where do I fit in all of this? Sure, i've taken a hiatus from writing anything political, but come on! The last few years when I would contribute something nearly everyday should be grounds enough for some kind of name-calling! I'd happily take "idiotic, naive liberal brat who doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about", but I can't even get that! Maybe I should return to talking more about current events, and less about movies and Harry Potter.

Edit From The Count: Ehh Bob Likes you I think. At the very least he respects your writing. He thinks you are a more talented writer than I am to which say... Duh! As for the epic war? Nah. Last week was the first time I mentioned him in 6 months and that was only to express that I wouldn't want him around my children. People say you know Bob said this or Bob said that. I laugh it off. I don't read what he writes and do not care. He does read what I write and he does care.

My advice for what it is worth is to stay out of it. Stick to whatever it is you want to write about movies, current events, how great the Padres are this year. But leave Bob to me and most of the time I'll leave him alone.

One correction though. Since Your talking about a "blog" war I am sure you mean Planet Bob not "Ranger" Bob. Two different Bob's. Of course neither claims to be "Suicide" Bob however after reading their work I am being to have my doubt about "planet" and "suicide"

Another Edit From The Count: After consulting my law firm of Dickerhoof, Fleckenstien & Morin. I have decided that the subject will be dropped. He's not welcomed here so anything he posts will be erased and any mad blatherings he writes on his blog are his own business. This blog shall be Peters free.

As I Said Yesterday Ranger Dope Posts Obama's Numbers Have Gone Down You Numbers Are Falling You Can Bet They Are Going Up

Obama's Numbers Improve

Also you may notice the new shout box. Leave a note. Yes I know I am inviting trollapollosa.

No We Are Paying For Your Unemployment You Ungrateful Bastard

The Ranger Opines:

Roachman,

I will be paying for your obama care as well as the counts.

Please send me a thank you note you ungrateful bastards

April 2, 2010 8:24 PM

I Don't Think Ranger Bob Is Our Stalker

I am not going to allow comments on this thread. I have thought about it and it's just as well I don't.

It was brought to my attention that quite possibly Ranger Bob could be our stalker. I could be wrong but I don't think he is. This is as close to saying something good about Ranger as I will ever come but...

He's a moron who makes up stories about his life like he's graduated from Cornell, Cal and UCLA, his dad was the team dentist for the Yankees, He was married by Papa Bush's priest and he's had sex with Linda Ronstadt Oh an he's also racist and sexist BUT I don't think he's the stalker. I have dealt with that dude before here and believe me he's a completely different level of parasite from the slightly comical, highly annoying but largely inconsequential Ranger Bob. Could I be wrong? Yeah. When ranger gets pissed he huffs and puffs and blows himself but the closest I have ever seen him challenge somebody to a fight is with Bronx Boy and then he hid behind me to do it.

I have dealt with the Stalker here as well and It's not that stalker is smarter than Ranger or ultimately any more of a threat but he's far seems to be far sicker in the head than Ranger. That is really saying something. You've got a guy sicker in the head than a guy who posts with about 50 different alias.

OK ET Take This Asinine Comment A Part

Some go to India as it's cheap there--most of the doctors/nurses are trained in India rather than at U.S. schools. I have no problem with that, it's the free market at work. I also have no problem with Canadians coming here to take advantage of our free market, but it does tell you something about their "free" health care.
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Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself. -Milton Friedman

Posted by: New Millionaire on Fri 1.8 11:44pm

Look At This

From Wikipedia...

U.S. President George W. Bush during the 2007 State of the Union Address. Note the tinted transparent conference teleprompters on either side of his lectern.

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You mean other Presidents have used them?

The Smoking Gun Has Been Found!

Ranger Bob Kraut Lover?

http://www.schmarder.com/dave/sauerkraut/index.htm

Ranger Bob sure likes his kraut!

Go look at the site. That's what it says under the picture.

Let's Take A Vote From The Contributers

Anonymous said...

Count,

Let's welcome Ranger Bob as the 5th contributor to your website, after Yakki.

My vote is fuck no.

Poor Cornell

Cornell coach Steve Donahue, right, and the team's unofficial mascot, Big Red Bear, take the same position on the floor during the first half of their first round basketball game at the NCAA South Regional on Thursday, March 20, 2008 in Anaheim, Calif. (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)

They found out Ranger is claiming to be an Alumni. :)

I've Found A Baby Picture Of The Ranger

The Fighin' Ranger

From February 2007
http://stephist.livejournal.com/151452.html

Please tell Mc Metal to come down to Raleigh anytime he feels like he wants to deal with the Ranger.

Judging from the the newshounds pics he looks like a fucking loser.

In fact I'm surprised Hollywood has not contacted him to play a trailer trash scumbag that beats his wife.

I gave him the message Ranger. I like how you were man enough to give him the message yourself. For The record My money is on McMetal.

From: (Anonymous) 2007-03-03 09:35 am (local) IP: [24.136.204.97] Re: MC Metal

I wish I could, but I've been banned by your fair and balanced moderators.

Yes I can see how you would be banned for sending a PRIVATE message. Ranger Me thinks you are just gutless.

You need the Ranger to keep the debates lively. Without me you folks are just a bunch of dullards.

Another lesson from Ranger Bob.