Fundies say the darndest things

Here are some of the craziest things Jeremiah, a self-called "fundamentalist Evangelical" has said. Enjoy!

Jeremiah on Slavery in America:

One of the most common arguments you hear coming from modern Secular skeptics these days is that, Christianity and the bible "support" slavery. What does the bible say? Were they treated like slaves were in the 1800s? Leviticus gives us some incite...Leviticus 25:53 - He is to be treated as a man hired from year to year; you must see to it that his owner does not rule over him ruthlessly. Hmmmm...Let's see, they got paid, were given plenty to eat, a place to sleep, they went to church (as was required by God), so forth and so on. Doesn't sound to me like cruelty or mis-treatment, but of servants of their own free will, willing to work, so they could survive,

Accepting Gays = Apocalypse:

Don't worry, Jonathan.

Your homosexual friends will be safe if McCain, Hillary, or Obama becomes our next President.

I don't know about the country, though. God may get angry and decide to not send any rain and make the land crispy dry, point his finger and send the lightning burn the place down. Numberous natural disasters. Many good people would perish in the process, but that's what happens when the people turn their backs on Him. His wrath is mighy ... His judgment is Just and Righteous.....All the same.

And I though the 9/11 truthers were nuts:

Lest we forget, the most brutal attack on our Nation's soil in the history of the United States, occurred at about 8:45 AM on September the 11, 2001......That was the day when every American received a wake-up call from Almighty God. To turn back to Him. On another date, almost exactly 3 years to the day......the wrath of God struck on the shores of Louisiana as the eye of a massive category 3 Hurricane Katrina worked its way towards land, with New Orleans directly in its sights......You see, God is allowing these things to happen because He wants us to be united. He wants us to drop our every-day complaining, bickering, and fighting and try to love one another, and win souls to Christ.

Satan is an Independent movie buff:

Liberalism is the way that Satan plays with peoples minds, you see. Liberalism is an avenue for Satan to get his hold on America, so Liberalism is just the starting point of the eventual downfall of America.

You can see this degeneration on television, especially coming out of Sundance and Independent Film channel….just… beyond weird

So, in essence, Liberalism through the arts is out to take control of peoples minds.

That’s one way they brainwash, is through the entertainment industry.