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I nearly fell our of my chair laughing when I read this:

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222. RALPH | March 1st, 2008 at 10:42 pm

AMERICA HAS BEEN BLESSED WITH GUIDANCE IN PASTOR HAGEE’S EXCITING WORD OF PROPHECY!!!

“John McCain is a man of principle!!!!”

SO TRUE!!!! SO TRUE!!!! SO TRUE!!!!

A MAN OF PRINCIPLE!!! A MAN OF PRINCIPLE!!! A MAN OF PRINCIPLE!!!

PASTOR HAGEE’S ENDORSEMENT ALSO VINDICATES AND AFFIRMS AMERICAPHILE’S ANALYIS!!!!

NOW, AMERICA’S GREATEST PRESIDENT NEEDS TO MOVE FORWARD WITH THE BEAUTIFUL COULTER PLAN FOR MIDDLE EAST STABILITY!!! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL GIFT TO SENATOR MCCAIN, TO AMERICA, TO ISRAEL AND TO THE PEOPLE OF IRAN WHO ARE COMPLETELY UNAWARE ABOUT THE COMING RAPTURE!!!

MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD IS THE PERSIAN PIAPS!!!!

STRIKE NOW, MR. PRESIDENT, AND SPREAD FREEDOM!!!!

THANK YOU, PASTOR HAGEE, FOR EXPOSING POPERY!!!!!

REMEMBER, THE ROMAN POPE HAS BEEN EXPOSED AS AN AGENT OF PIAPS!!!!

THANK YOU, TOO, FOR READING AMERICAPHILE!!!!

THE IN-DEPTH ANALYSIS PROVIDED BY AMERICAPHILE CAN BE FOUND NOWHERE ELSE!!!

ALSO, THE MORNING AFTER IS A POWERFUL TOOL FOR WITNESSING AND PREPARING SERMONS!!!!

SENATOR MCCAIN, PLEASE READ THIS EXCITING FACT-BASED ONLINE NOVEL YOURSELF!!!! A PRINTOUT HAS BEEN SENT TO YOUR CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS!!! IT IS WHAT EVERY CANDIDATE NEEDS TO INFORM AN INTELLEGENT FOREIGN POLICY!!!!

THANKS AGAIN, PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH, SENATOR JOHN MCCAIN PASTOR JOHN HAGEE!!!

SEE YOU ALL AT THE RAPTURE!!!!!

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HOPEFULLY, PRESIDENT MCCAIN WILL GIVE US THE BEST FREEDOM INSURANCE: THE BEAUTIFUL COULTER PLAN FOR MIDDLE EAST STABILITY!!!!!

YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!!

COULTER PLAN!!!COULTER PLAN!!!COULTER PLAN!!!

STRIKE NOW FOR FREEDOM!!!
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