YOU CAN ALWAYS TRUST THE PRESS A NEWS HOUND EXCLUSIVE!!
A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage, and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has seen the whole scene and addressing the biker says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I have seen a man do in my whole life."
The biker replies, "why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."
The reporter says, "well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride?"
The biker tells him, "a Harley Davidson."
The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:
BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
PantherPride | 03.27.08 - 10:06 am | #
They're just so funny aren't they?
Not.
And the dumb bastard had the audacity to claim he got it from Media Matters. Like I said to him,maybe from another asshole racist in the comments section,but certainly not the folks at MM.
Get ready guys. The smear and the paid shills are going to be an every second of everyday occurrence. Get out your hip waders cause the bullshit is gonna get deep.
3 comments:
Is this suppose to be funny?
Yeah, its funny.
If you have no education or intelligence, its a real hoot.
Further proof that wingnuts wouldn't know funny if it slapped them in the puss(y).
Yeah,he thought it was funny. Too bad nobody laughed but him.
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