Worst. Oscars. Show. Ever.

Don't get me wrong: there were some parts of the show I liked. I agreed with most of the choices this year, with some exception to Sandra Bullock. If it were me, two newcomer actresses Gabourey Sidible and Carey Mulligan would be sharing the Best Actress prize for the outstanding performances in Precious (Sidible) and An Education (Mulligan), and i'm thrilled that Kathryn Bigelow broke the glass ceiling in the all-boys Directors honors to become the first female to win the Best Director Oscar, and Ben Stiller was hilarious dressed up as one of James Cameron's blue-skinned Na'vi characters from Pandora, but the adult website Cumfiesta.com doesn't hold a candle to last night's unapologetic wave of facials that made up the telcast of the 82nd annual Academy Awards. How annoying and self serving was it? The verbal deepthroating that occurred when presenting Best Actor and Best Actress puts professional pornstars to shame. Every year, we're told that they plan to make the show shorter. This year's show went on for almost 4 hours. Bill Maher tweeted about the assault of verbal cock-sucking that took place:

Actors are just the bestest people in thw world! We are so lucky to be sharing the earth with them!! Fuck!!!

Amen, Bill. Here's the list of all the winners:

Best Picture: The Hurt Locker
Best Director: Karthryn Bigelow; The Hurt Locker
Best Actor: Jeff Bridges; Crazy Heart
Best Actress: Sandra Bullock; The Blind Side
Best Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz; Inglourious Basterds
Best Supporting Actress: Mo'Nique; Precious: Based On the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
Best Animated Feature: Up
Best Orginal Screenplay: Mark Boal; The Hurt Locker
Best Adapted Screenplay: Gefforey S. Fletcher; Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
Best Animated Short:Logorama
Best Art Direction: Avatar
Best Cimeatography: Avatar
Best Costume Design: The Young Victorian
Best Documentary Feature: The Cove
Best Documentary - Short Subject: Music by Prudence
Best Film Editing: The Hurt Locker
Best Foreign Language Film: El Secreto de Sus Ojos (Argentina)
Best Live Action Short: The New Tennants
Best Makeup: Star Trek
Best Orginal Score: Michael Giaccino; Up
Best Original Song: T-Bone Burnett and Ryan Bingham; "The Weary Kind" from Crazy Heart
Best Sound Editing: The Hurt Locker
Best Sound Mixing: The Hurt Locker
Best Visual Effects: Avatar