Is This Gray Hammy Or Cecilia?

The Ballad Of Gray Hammy!

I published three 0f Yakki's responses tonight on older blog posts. Just to let him know the threads older than a week have comment moderation because of the amount of spam for Viagra and Russian brides we were receiving. We love Ya and hope you feels the same about us.

Been a busy day over at The Dollars fruit-stand as they have been spending the day going after Ellen, Jonathan, and Auntie because they fell the need to defend Dollar and Blackflon over their jokes about rape. This is a blog that allows Blackflon admitted pedophile, Jefferey who admits to fucking horses, that one gutless anon shitbag who wrote on two blogs that he fucks great danes and Bob Peters whom I am pretty sure only fucks himself. Why would anybody be shocked that they have no problem with jokes about rape? Amazingly the biggest nut of the group doesn't seem to be Blackflon, Koldys, or Peters but instead seems to be Gray Hammy. I offered to give Gray Hammy Blackflon's own admission to being a pedophile but as yet she has not taken me up on that offer. The offer still stands Hamster. Of course this group of the worst and dimmest also seem to think Jonathan is Auntie. Oh and everybody else is Pat. Don't ask.Personally I don't think Ellen, Auntie, or Jonathan should bother with the special kids over at Dollars the work they do is far to important to waste to waste their time. And Hamster The offer still stands.

The quotes Again from Blackflon... who went by Hound Watcher at the time...

Well, well. The Hounds are aghast at some pictures that children might see. Have any of you been to a middle or high school lately and seen all the cleavage hanging out?
Hound Watcher | 02.21.08 - 5:43 pm | # "


It's called teaching. I'm just trying to help the little devils get the leftist propaganda out of their mush for brains.
Hound Watcher | 02.21.08 - 6:28 pm | #
Ever hear of substitute teaching? You really don't have both oars in the water.
Hound Watcher | 02.21.08 - 6:46 pm | #

Final 4 Is Set

VS

 

 VS

Meet Dick Archer.

One plus to the new Newshounds it makes the troll droppings easier to collect.

Richard Archer commented on Blogroll 10 hours ago · Flag

 

Well so much for news and unbiased comment on society, politics and the world in general. Your list is a who’s who of hate mongers, terrorist spokes holes and purveyors of filth. You get a 100% score on the waistoid meter. 

 

Richard Archer commented on Jon Scott Ignores Homicidal Comment Made Against Obama At Santorum Appearance 10 hours ago · Flag

Oh come on, would you say the same thing if someone said Osama or Hitler, how about all the hate your friends use wishing various conservatives would get a disease and die or just plain call for death to people in America you disagree with. This is a non-story just abunch of wanna bees yakking thinking you’re smart or funny. How about some news and truth, you won’t find it on News Hound. I say to all try Fox News at least they report news. 

 

Richard Archer commented on Geraldo Rivera Continues His War On Trayvon Martin's Hoodie 11 hours ago · Flag

Scream, Noooo. This is about protecting the most innocent or most vuneralble in our society. Children should not be out alone at night in other neiborhoods because they do not have the maturity to act responsibly and by the way they are the group that commit most of the crime (see the debate over daytime curfew) and the female is more vunerable than a male to a physical attack and there is more at stake. Again we should protect our children by, yes, controlling what the wear, what they say and what they do. Sexually provocative clothing and actions by any girl is dangerous because the police and adult supervision can not prevent 100% of the attacks so common sense is needed in advance. Neither of these deserved nor asked for what happened but come on lets live safe lives and minimize risk, which the parents and friends or adults with knowledge of these children failed to take action against. Don’t blame the police or rules or horror to say the guide of God in the Bible, we all know risky behavior brings on evil consequencies. So lets examine the parents. 

 

Richard Archer commented on Geraldo Rivera Continues His War On Trayvon Martin's Hoodie 11 hours ago · Flag

I love how Fox News tried to placate the left by putting on a host of leftist, Geraldo, Gretta, MacCallum, Sheepherder Smith, and the list goes on… but you haters on the left just lump them in and attack them. Sort of like the feminist movement attacking Sarah Palin so much for believing in a cause. You guys are in it to destroy and take over for a totalitarian domination of people you feel superior over. 

 

Richard Archer commented on Monica Crowley: I'd Vote For A Pineapple Over President Obama 11 hours ago · Flag

The dolts are the people that will vote for Obama a second time. 

 

Richard Archer posted a note for scott bogle 11 hours ago

Don't lump the not curse word "slut" with those other words. Read the dictionary to understand meaning and usage, slut by definition is a useful word and might I say that I watched Fluke's testimony and she defined herself as a dictionary accurate "slut". Later she tried to step away from here "fake" unsworn, non-Congressional Committee testimony which then made her by definition a "liar". So Fox News reporters could have and should have used the descriptive words "slut" and "liar" when reporter on the flake Fluke. 

 

Richard Archer commented on Fox News Uses Trayvon Martin Death to Go After Gun Control Advocates 12 hours ago · Flag

Why didn’t you also include the gansta hoodie pic along with the innocent baby boy pic? All I heard first was basically the old story “Shot… while walking black.” Facts please. Where did this happen so we can look on Google Earth? What time was it? Why was Hoodie Trayvon there at that time of night? What are the crime rates in that residential development? Was Zimmerman part of any watch group? Was Zimmerman assaulted when Trayvon approached him? We haven’t been told enough to know whether it was a terrible tragedy or a criminal shooting. 

 

 

Santorum Wins Louisiana

Tim Miles To Be Named Head Basketball Coach At Nebraska

Tomorrow at 11:30 AM is the press conference to announce Colorado State's Tim Miles as the new men's basketball coach. I have a lot of mixed emotions bout this hire which I will expound on a later date. The general mood in Nebraska is that it's a blah hire, the mood around the country is that it is a good hire. The mood with the Count is a little of both.

He seems to be a quirky dude and one of the 48 people he follows on twitter is liberal Andy Borowitz. That could be interesting. Welcome to the family Tim.

Is it me or does he look like Jared?

Tebow goes to the Big Apple

Here's my idea of the conversation that went on in the Jets' "war room" before today's big signing. Enjoy.

Jets GM: "Gentlemen, our football organization is in crisis: we are coming off a disappointing 8-8 regular season with no postseason appearance. Players are trash-talking each other, and some within the locker room opened up to the media, in confidence, that Mark Sanchez isn't a good clubhouse leader. Oh, and last year's final regular season game vs. Miami was a fiasco. We need to bring in a player; someone who will be a good lock room kind of guy; the type of person who'll be able to contribute to the franchise. More importantly, someone who doesn't bring baggage, or bring anymore attention to our three-ringed circus that is the Jets' locker room. Anyone have any ideas?
Guy who raises hand emphatically: I know! Why don't we hire that mediocre, Jesus-freak QB that lost his job to Peyton Manning yesterday! He's good in the locker room, he'd be an excellent back-up replacement for Sanchez if he goes down, and he's virtually non-controversial!
Jets GM: Brilliant! He's a big-name star, he won't make out franchise look any more ridiculous than it already looks, and he doesn't bring crazy, foaming-at-the-mouth fans!

The only things missing here are the lizard-man, and the bearded lady from the traveling freak show (the circus already has it's fat man).

Edit from The Count

Come on Timmy Slide 'em right in there

Illinois Primary

Late Edit by Jonathan (5:52 PT): Romney wins in the Land of Lincoln.

Nothing Brings Out The Trolls Like A Race Issue

Ellen wrote a thread about Fox News ignoring The Trayvon Martin case  and as is usualy the case on Race Issues the trolls are coming out of the woods.

Dan Harmond is upset not that an innocent victim but the fact that the shooter is Hispanic not white...

Dan Harmond commented 1 hour ago · Flag

Ellen, you are but another writer who is trying to propell this sad story into a white-versus-black thing…Get your facts straight people. George (pronounced HORE HAY) Zimmerman (the shooter) is HISPANIC!!! His own father came out and said he’s not white..he’s hispanic. So truman..your question should read what would happen if an angry black man shoots a hispanic teen? …. 

Dan chooses his second post to call long time posters and contributors trolls...

Dan Harmond commented 18 mins ago · Flag

Aria, instead of dragging other news stories into this one why dont you stay focused or else we’d be here all day. Practicing demagoguery to illicit rancorousness hatred is apalling. First of all, Nadir Hasan had several great things said about him by fellow co-workers who never saw it coming. Secondly, not one news organization threatened to “string him up on the spot”. My post on this column is specifically to those who wish to play the race card. Get your facts straight before you play it, cause George Zimmerman is hispanic. Go troll somewhere else Aria

Dan if you're going to show off your vocabulary you might want to learn how to spell those big  fancy worlds.

Bill Richards in a Christian Pro Life Conservative type...

Bill Richards commented 2 hours ago · Flag

blah blah, just another ghetto shooting…sorry it had to take a young boy, but that is what the culture produces. 

Surely Bill couldn't be that much of A Douche-bag right?

Bill Richards commented on Does Hannity Secretly Love Obama? 1 hour ago · Flag

What would a liberal know about Christianity?
….about as much as they know about Critical Race Theory. 

Bill Richards commented on Fox News Attacks Food Stamps: Food Benefits For The Poor Are “Inherently The Problem” 2 hours ago · Flag

News flash…"Every day the bucket a-go to the well, one day the bottom a-go drop out…can’t wait for that… riots, riots, riots

Don’t feed the animals…they will come dependent.

Bill Richards commented on Jon Stewart Shows Some Real Anger During His Latest Take-Down Of Fox News 3 days ago · Flag

Do not think that pointing and laughing are exclusive to you folks. Unlike you folks, I’m not even high. In reality, anyone heard the proverb “Thou does protest too much”… 

 

Bill Richards commented on Jon Stewart Shows Some Real Anger During His Latest Take-Down Of Fox News 4 days ago · Flag

Everyone is full of anger here…are you liberals sexually frustrated? Out of weed? What is it?

Read this Christian Conservatives other musings here

Peyton Manning Picks The Denver Broncos Ends The Tim Tebow Era

March Madness 64 To 16.

First off topic. Who the fuck is in charge of this weather and can we fire them? The average high for my neck of the woods around St. Patties day is 51. It has been 30-35 degrees warmer than that. 85 on March 17th. No this not in anyway a good thing.

Now on to the tournament. Both Missouri and Kansas fans have descended upon my fair city because Omaha happens to be the site where both of their teams were sent. A move that surprised no one. And while I can't say I saw a lot of Kansas fans at the hotel I was sequestering myself in, the place was crawling with Missouri fans whom oh-by-the-way left early and very unhappy. I don't if this will go down as where were you when you heard about Kennedy moment but I can tell you where I was when Missouri went down. At a Perkins restaurant having dinner with the Contessa. A Kansas fan sitting near us looked up from his phone and yelled MISSOURI WENT DOWN! The place erupted. Poor unloved Missouri. Alas it seemed nobody loved them nor cared except of course for Duke. It had been 12 years since a 15 seed had upset a mighty 2 seed. It happened twice in 3 hours. It's hard to know which one was sweeter. It's arguable which was the bigger upset. I'll state my case in a minute.

The motel I was at didn't have true TV I saw nothing of the San Diego State loss. So I can't help Jonathan with what exactly went wrong. I can tell you North Carolina State is still around in the tournament so maybe they just got beat by the better team at least right now.

Creighton was who I thought they were. They barely beat the #5 team in the SEC and were the beneficiaries of some terrible coaching by Alabama and some shaky officiating. For the record as much I as I hate Creighton I liked that no call. None of it mattered they were never truly in the game against North Carolina at all as I expected they would not be.

Best Game: I'd have to say Norfolk State over Missouri. Down to the wire, competitive fast paced and fun to watch.

Worst Game. South Florida over Temple. Ok maybe there were some blowouts that were less competitive than this game but at least in those one team played well. In this stinker both clubs stunk the joint up.

Biggest Upset: Norfolk State over Missouri gets the nod over Lehigh  over Duke. Why? Simply becuase in their second game Lehigh was highly competitive against Xavier why Florida just rolled Norfolk State like a cheap cigar. Lost in the discussion after they had beat Missouri was the fact that Norfolk State had lost this season to D2 Elizabeth City State. Lehigh had the look of a pretty good team that was under valued. Norfolk State was just flat a God awful team that happened to beat a team that many people, the Count included, had going to the final 4.

Officiating. The officiating in the Syracuse-UNC Asheville game was an embarrassment flat out. Would Asheville had won the game if they had gotten any of those calls right? I doubt it. But they weren't given a fair shot of doing so down the stretch that is a fact. a 16 has still never beaten a 1. and it seems the NCAA was working to keep it that way. I didn't like the call against Notre Dame either. I am no Notre Dame fan at all but I agree with Charles Barkley. That maybe be the rule by the book but you don't call it in those situations. I already said I liked the no call against Creighton...but fuck Creighton.

South: It looked for all the world like this was going to be the odd ball bracket With a 10, 11,12, and 15 winning their first round games but it ended up going pretty much according to Hoyle with one major exception. The 1,3 and 4 teams Indiana, Baylor, and Kentucky are still playing. The exception is Xavier the 10 seed who beat Notre Dame and then Lehigh whom of course beat Duke.

West: Michigan State, Louisville, Marquette, and Florida. Other than Florida the 7 seed this bracket has also gone as planned. The Missouri upset gave Florida an easy route to the sweet 16. I think any of these 4 could win this region.

East: Syracuse, Wisconsin, Cincinnati, and Ohio State. Another bracket that has but one oddball an it's not that odd. 1,2 and 4 are still around Cincy is a 6. I predict a team from Ohio will win the Ohio State-Cincy game.

Midwest: This bracket is a little funky. #1 North Carolina and #2 Kansas are still around but so are #11 North Carolina State and #13 Ohio. N.C. State is playing really well right now so Kansas has no cake walk but given that the only team left in this region that has comparable talent (North Carolina) is banged up and the next two games are in St. Louis (where the crowd will be pro Kansas) they are looking good for a run at the final 4.