Las Vegas Bowl Real Time Thoughts Fourth Quarter

24-14 Arizona.

Fumble Arizona recovers.

Baltimore 19 Dallas 10.

Nice 13 yard punt by Arizona.

Have you ever gotten a new car for Christmas? was it wrapped up in a ribbon?

Shit the Cowboys scored.

Man that was a helluva an interception by Arizona.

77 yard touchdown by Willis McGeehee for the Ravens. 26-17 Baltimore.

Arizona is getting ready to put this game away.

And there it is. Arizona scores on a Quarterback draw. 31-14. Arizona.

Dallas scored to make the score 26-24 kicked the ball away and Baltimore broke a 82 yard run for a TD.

Cowboy fans are having a meltdown.

Dallas is going to lose the last game at Texas stadium.

BYU scored I'll be damned and they got an onside kick.

Brad Scham and whoever the other douche is calling the game for the Dallas Cowboys on the radio are about to start throwing down in the booth.

BYU misses another field goal.

Fucking dandy ESPN just flashed back to the 1998 Holiday Bowl. Really needed to see that shit. Fuck you ESPN.

Arizona 31 BYU 21 Final Score

Be back to do it again in 3 days with the TCU-Boise State game.

Las Vegas Bowl Third Quarter Real Time Thoughts

Well the second half starts with an Arizona fumble and Mike Patrick says "it's not that cold" THANK YOU! Anyway BYU has a third and goal or a fourth in goal the officials aren't sure.

Baltimore 9 Dallas 7. If Dallas loses whose defensive coordinator will Wade Phillips be next year?

And BYU scores a Touchdown. I have no idea how cause I stepped away.

Another fumble. This time BYU. This most be the 50th fumble.

So what is the point of stomp out loud? A bunch of people stomp their feet and what?

Mike patrick was impressed. He called it an amazing skill. I can make the Contessa stomp her feet really hard like that.

The play is under review. UH OH. Baltimore 16 Dallas 7.

That's a fumble.

They took 5 minutes and got the call wrong. They reversed it.

That's a busted coverage.

BYU had two people covering nobody and nobody covering the reciever.

Arizona 17 BYU 14. Arizona looks pissed that they just got jobbed.

You don't know what a house negro is, if you think Juan is one.
Marcus 12.20.08 - 10:42 pm #

BYU ran an option pass and the guy was wide open and dropped it.

53 yard field goal...no good! wide right and short.

Oh Lord now Patrick and Blackledge are slobbering all over BYU's knob.

BYU has some of the dirtiest sons of bitches who ever played. Faith Faith Faith blah blah vlah.

HA HA HA HA HA HA! While Patrick and Blackledge were busy lobbering all over BYU Arizona scored another Touchdown. BYU might want to start covering recievers.

I am officially rooting for Arizona now. That little 10 minute slobber fest sealed the deal.

24-14 Arizona after 3.

Las Vegas Bowl Real Time Thoughs Second Quarter.

7-0 Arizona.

Arizona was getting ready to take control of the game but fumbled at the BYU 5.

Blackledge just said one of the players on BYU's team was "pretty" That won't go over well on campus.

7-3 Dallas over Baltimore.



Mike Patrick at his worst.

Neither one of these damn teams can hold on to the ball. BYU fumbled covered it but couldn't hold on. Then Arizona recovered. you could here there players yelling I got it.I got it. Fuck Blackledge just said it was kinda cold in Vegas...it's 43.

4th and inches and Arizona is kicking a field goal. Pussy Ball.

it's good 10-0. Arizona.

Want a cinnamon roll?

So now they are advertising a blanket with sleeves. This ranks right up there with the shamwow as the stupidest fucking thing I have seen on tv.

IF everybody gets employee pricing then what's so great about being an employee?

And who would be dumb enough to send their gold to an online company? Is that tough to go to a pawn shop where you can say no thank you if they try to screw you? When you send in $1,000 worth of jewlery and you get a check for $25 your screwn. Take it to a pawn shop and at least you can walk out instead of getting jobbed.

Mike patrick was just slobbering all over a fairl ordinary catch by BYU.

BYU is driving.

Touchdown BYU. That decision to kick a field goal on 4th and inches sucked.

hahaha. I'm only on this site because I'm on college break. Pretty bored here.Plus, its funny to see people rant about Fox here.I may just stick around after vacation finishes... I'm starting to like you guys, especially Ellen =]
Marcus 12.20.08 - 6:27 pm #

Really how much is she paying you Marcus?

Dropped touchdown pass! Perfect pass by Arizona and the guy dropped it.

Again patrick complains about how cold it is in Vegas. I wish I had a rolls eyes Icon.

Blackledge just called it cold again

Holy Cow Mike Patrick sucks.

Dallas 7 Baltimore 6

That field goal call changed this game. Ever since Arizona pussed out BYU has taken over.

BYU kid caught a pass for 8 yards then stopped and thanked God for an hour and a half.

Then on the next play he dropped the pass.

BYU 3 penalties in a row.

After the BYU kicked made a show out of praying for an hour after an 8 yard catch BYU dropped a pass, had 3 penalties then missed a field goal.

Time for Mike Patrick to slobber on Mike Stoops.

Arizona is running out the clock.

Stoops is really playing this tight.

This is some piss poor football

Kneel Down 10-7 Arizona

Las Vegas Bowl Real Time Thoughts First Quarter

Just like last year all non football related posts will be in red like this...




You people here are disgusting you know... No respect for people who have differing opinions of yours!

Marcus 12.20.08 - 4:57 pm #



Welcome to frigid Omaha where it is currently 1 degree. Low of -11 tonight. Tomorrow the high is supposed to be 0 with a low of -16. It's fucking Ice Station Zebra here. I am writing this on the Contessa's new computer. I don't much like it cause I am not used to it BUT my computer crashed...again. MY cousin thinks the hard drive crashed which is dandy since my music was on it and like a fucking moron I never backed it up. So when I get my computer back I don't know what I am going to do about my Ipod. I found ways on the net to get your music back on your Hard drive but they may has well have been speaking Greek. Because to say I am computer illiterate is putting it mildly. I ask the Contessa to wait until after Christmas to take the Computer to my Cousin. That way when he gives me the bad news it won't ruin Christmas.



Here we go Arizona Vs BYU...Arizona is wearing all red uniforms with blue helmets. Ugly uniforms.



The BYU kids have to love Vegas after staying on the BYU campus where breathing is against the rules.



Good sports day. There has already been 3 bowl games. Wake Forest beat Navy 29-19, Colorado State beat Fresno State 40-35 in a great game and South Florida skull fucked Memphis 41-14.



Nebraska beat Indiana-Purdue University At Fort Wayne (fuck that's long) in Basketball 75-48. A combination of things including the fact that the game was moved back 2 hours, it's fucking awful out and it's Christmas week meant the crowd at the Basketball game was awful. Nebraska was behind by 5 at half but but dominated the second half.



Dallas is Playing Baltimore in an NFL game tonight. I'll turn that game on the radio.



Congratulations to Iowa State on hiring somebody nobody has ever heard of.


I am happy I am wrong then. Very good to know differing opinions are allowed.Kisses everyone!Marcus 12.20.08 - 8:16 pm #



UH Oh controversy. BYU picked a fumble and ran it back for a touchdown but they ruled Arizona's forward progress was stopped. Looked like a bad call.



That's a real bad call.And



Arizona takes advantage. Huge pass play down to the 1 yard line.



Arizona scores!



Marcus over at NH reminds me of that little 15 year old douche on Off Topic last year.



Man I love gambling...hate Vegas. The Rat pack are all dead so is Elvis...some of you Elvis fans out there...trust me on this he's dead. And I can gamble just about anywhere now. Vegas serves no real purpose for me. I haven't been to Vegas in years so maybe I should not say that but...don't really like Vegas. Maybe I'll go again soon and change my mind.



BYU just fumbled the kickoff and Arizona should have recovered but Arizona kicked the ball out of bounds Arizona's defensive line is eating up BYU'S Offensive Line.



Arizona player just shoved Mike Stoops. That's funny. It's not good. ( you shouldn't shove your coach) but it's funny. Arizona is moving the ball again. I hate BYU but I am hoping this is a close game.



By the way the announcers are Mike Patrick and Todd Blackledge. Patrick is awful. He's better at football than basketball, especially Duke basketball, where he is so busy slobbering on K's knob he is unlistenable, but he's still awful.



I wonder if he'll ask about Blackledge about Britney Spears again.

Maybe She did Have Rush Over

Well we know what the Republican drug of choice is

WASILLA -- Wasilla resident Sherry L. Johnston, mother of Bristol Palin's boyfriend, faces a Jan. 6 court date for an oxycontin-related arrest at her home by Alaska State Troopers.

Little additional information was available Friday on the case as authorities remained unusually tight-lipped about details. But Palmer court records listed her scheduled court date and a troopers spokeswoman said in a release late Friday afternoon that the charges "are in relation to the drug oxycontin."

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Trolls Discuss Big Bang O'Reilly Gives Them

Christmas symbols ARE under attack by the SP's. Read that stupid offensive sign in Washington State next to the nativiity scene.
zamboni 12.19.08 - 3:13 pm #

Ok then, what caused the Big Bang to occur? Or are you one of these people who believe in the "steady state" universe?
1-20-2013 12.19.08 - 4:19 pm #

Let me re-phrase that, Who caused the Big Bang to occur?
1-20-2013 12.19.08 - 4:20 pm #

Does it matter - Franken is in, the election stolen, another dem crook in office, blah, blah, blah...
1-20-2013 12.19.08 - 4:21 pm #

Um - you are between 14 and 15 billion years old?
1-20-2013 12.19.08 - 4:23 pm #

You can't prove that it wasn't God either, can you?
1-20-2013 12.19.08 - 4:24 pm #

If something smells like a rat, then it probably is a rat. This definetly smells of a rat. But I don't care. Let the dems have their fun for two years. What have you guys accomplished other than most of America hates the job you are doing. Congress' poll numbers are still below Bush's!
1-20-2013 12.19.08 - 4:26 pm #

That being said, what or Whom caused the Big Bang to start? This should be an easy question for an Atheist like yourself. I can't believe I have you stumped.
1-20-2013 12.19.08 - 4:28 pm #

Why haven't scientists been able to create life in a lab? I believe in a higher power, God and that He was responsible for all this. Does that scare you?
1-20-2013 12.19.08 - 4:33 pm #

Since there were no ears to hear the so-called Big Bang or eyes to see it, one could also just as easily call the moment the universe appeared "The First Light." But "Big Bang" stuck in the popular scientific jargan. Now the moment of creation has the imagery of a bomb going off. This diminishes all of us. Thanks a lot, lab jackets. Creation discriptions are best left be left to the Poets.
zamboni 12.19.08 - 4:43 pm #

It was originally called, "The Big Cluster Fuck" but the Newspapers wouldn't print it.Escape Goat - Palin 2012! 12.19.08 - 4:51 pm *************

No. you're getting confused. That's how YOU can into being.
zamboni 12.19.08 - 4:52 pm #

A friend of mine asked for a Coca-Cola and a hamburger.
Zorglubb 12.19.08 - 5:11 pm ****************

Is that just before they strapped him into "Old Sparky"
zamboni 12.19.08 - 5:17 pm #

Oh puh-leeze. Such drama. I guess hatred has really lowered Newshounds' standards for what constitutes legitimate, interesting criticism.Newshounds just sucks. And I will be here for a long time to point that out.

Eh?

Lil' Barry Bailout 12.19.08 - 5:28 pm #

Yes, one does have to have a poetic bent to imagine a world of talking snakes and magic apples of knowledge of good and evil. But of course the job of a poet is to dream up what never was.Thanks for agreeing with me.
1-20-2009 12.19.08 - 5:15 pm # **************

Yes. Romeo and Juliet, or Hamlet's father's ghost, never existed. Anyone who reads that stuff is a moron and can learn nothing form it.
zamboni 12.19.08 - 5:29 pm #

I'm a fascist who can't tolerate peopel who aren't like me, such as the educated, the employed, the normal. 12.19.08 - 5:42 pm =

Eh?

Lil' Barry Bailout 12.19.08 - 5:45 pm #

Man That's Deep

Scientists will never provide answers to the deepest longings of the human heart. They just cut up dead frogs and study sub atomic particles and stick radio transmitters up racoon's asses and chase them around.When a person is looking up at the sky -- or a hospital room ceiling -- for the last time, not many people ask to see a scientist.
zamboni 12.19.08 - 5:01 pm #

Levi Johnson's Mother Arrested On Drug Charges

We Came This Close to a 4 year episode of Dr. Phil in the Vice Presidency

The mother of Levi Johnston, the 18-year-old boyfriend of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's teenage daughter, has been arrested on drug charges, the Anchorage Daily News reported Friday.
Sherry L. Johnston, 42, has been charged with six felony counts of misconduct, the newspaper reported.

The paper said that Alaska State Troopers charged Sherry Johnston with second-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance and fourth-degree misconduct involving controlled substances, or possession.
Sherry Johnston has been released on a $5,000 bond, the newspaper reported.

I wonder if she had Rush over.

Maybe It's Good I Left When I Did.

Joking around about the trolls Military service on Newshounds tonight got me thinking about Edgewater Colorado which is where I lived from July 1991 to June1995. I know that in the 4 years I lived there the town was starting to deteriorate a little even then and it was never "high end" to begin with. But I never thought it was that bad. hell I thought most of West Denver was worse. But atleast according to the Wikipedia article (which is probably somewhat exaggerated) It sounds as if Edgewater has really gone down hill. I do know that Jefferson High School was a fucking joke even back in the 90's. Maybe I knew something all those years ago when I used to play "We Gotta Get Out Of This Place" by the Animals everynight.


The City of Edgewater is a Home Rule Municipality located in Jefferson County, Colorado, United States. The city borders Denver to the east, Lakewood to the south and west, and the Wheat Ridge to the north. The population of Edgewater is about 85% Hispanic. The city lies to the north of Colfax Avenue, south of 26th avenue, west of Wadsworth Boulevard, and east of Wolff Street.
In the recent years, Edgewater has experienced serious urban decay with high levels of unemployment, crime, gang activity, and poverty. Though not a part of the city of Denver, it is often considered as showing "inner-city" characteristics because of its low economic stability and abandonded development projects, including a multi-acre site at 20th and Depew Street that was purchased with Jefferson County Open Space Funds and then never used. Lack of funding still hinders redevelopment of the abandoned site. The Edgewater Police Department is housed in a condemned building owned by the Sloans Lake Bar across the street.
In recent years, Edgewater has had a large increase in the number of public housing and apartment styled projects. Reported gangs in Edgewater are the Surenos and Bloods. Edgewater schools, such as Jefferson High School, Lumberg Elementary School, and Edgewater Elementary School, are considered to be the worst in Jefferson County and among the worst in the Denver metroplitan area.[neutrality disputed] The U.S. Census Bureau estimates that the city population was 5,159 in 2006.[5]

He's Still Going And Going

You are the first person who supports this site that makes sense.Very good, balanced post.
Diogenes 12.18.08 - 1:31 am #

Are you privy to what FOX news journalists are told and "what it's like working at Fox News"?I just think you are a liberal hack who doesn't know what the fuck you are talking about, and you are just following the liberal bullshit line.
Diogenes 12.18.08 - 1:37 am #

Aren't you late for a union meeting? Have you mailed your dues this month?
Diogenes 12.18.08 - 1:42 am #

That post is so ridiculous there is no possible answer. If you consider veterans war criminals, and you can't differentiate between statutory military retirements and negotiated union retirements - you are beyond help.
Diogenes 12.18.08 - 1:47 am #

No.He got lampooned because he lied about it.
Fox Insider 12.18.08 - 1:52 am #

Why, oh why, do you insist on demonstrating your ignorance? Military retirement is A PART OF THE CONTRACT WHEN YOU VOLUNTEER FOR MILITARY SERVICE AND PUT YOUR LIFE ON THE LINE FOR OVER TWENTY YEARS! Of course you wouldn't know. You were a union prostitute for your working life while people like me were on duty to allow you that chance.

Diogenes 12.18.08 - 1:53 am #

You are beyond stupid. You have no concept of the mechanics of the war in Southeast Asia.Do some research before you expose your ignorance.
Diogenes 12.18.08 - 1:56 am #

"I have that memory which is seared -- seared -- in me." John Kerry, lying about having been in Cambodia on 25 Dec. 1968
Fox Insider 12.18.08 - 1:56 am #

YOU STUPID IDIOTS!Classified information is completely declassified after 20 years under the automatic declassification schedule.But I wouldn't expect you to know that since you don't know anything else...
Diogenes 12.18.08 - 1:59 am #


I feel like I am in a kindergarten. NAH NAH YOU DIDN'T --- NAH NAH I DID --- etc.You people are complete stupid jerks who haven't a clue. I have been there and done that for everything I say and without knowing who I am you rant and rave about me lying.You are all very insecure.Diogenes 12.18.08 - 2:04 am #

Don't be silly.John Kerry is not a defendent in a criminal trial, and therefore, nobody has to prove him wrong. He has to prove he was there or he is a liar.

Fox Insider 12.18.08 - 2:05 am #

You are the dumbest creature I have met in my life.
Diogenes 12.18.08 - 2:09 am #

I put salt on a slug that was smarter than you...
Diogenes 12.18.08 - 2:11 am #

Sorry we whipped your ass again. Good night.
Diogenes 12.18.08 - 2:17 am #

I guess I will pick up my lantern and continue my search for an "honest man." I didn't really think I would find one here...
Diogenes 12.18.08 - 2:23 am #